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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I haven't owned a system since the orginal NES. Last month I decided to google PS4 games in an effort to talk my self into going to a pawnshop to buy a PS4. There are no good games any more. It's all Call of Gear Fields Honor War 4 and Madden.



Also those lovely indie games that you pay 30 bucks to download and it's a one hour romp through a game that looks shittier than the orginal Atari.

"But the graphics are retro!"


No. No they aren't. THey're just poo poo done by programmers too lazy to make real graphics.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

King Vidiot posted:

I don't even know what games are good anymore,

HOnestly? None of them. Even the GTA games are boring and repetative. Every mission is the same.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Also, JRPG's are a dying genre and thank loving god. Why yes I would love to play [sterotypical anime loner] who's trying to insert his penis into the 7 year old princess he's on a quest to save while an anime dog and old magic pervert join me for 40 hours.

Battle! Time for the fun part!

*Stands in line*
*selects attack*
*anime loner pussily swings pussy sword stands in line again*


See how fun and full of excitment that was!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Also lol if you play games like Skyrim as anything other than an Alpha male berserker.

"Let me play a limp wristed mage. I feel more comfortable in playing a mage because I have never nor will I ever see a vagina in real life."

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