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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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texaholic posted:

another pro athlete OP



whered ur avatar go dog

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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http://m.ufc.com/fighter/Roy-Nelson

he s good at:

eating lard
punching hard

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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texaholic posted:

choose the wrong thread tag and got autobanned and never re bought my old avatar.

ugh i hate when that happens!!!!!!!!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Pumprag posted:

mma isn't a sport

tru but competitive eating IS

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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u havent felt the thrill of athletic competition till u seen a lil chinese dude eat like 50 hot dogs

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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Gypsum Fantastic posted:

brit athletes got you all beat, try pro darts player andy fordham on for size



this nigga built like a cabbage patch doll

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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i can beat a ufc guy in a street fight 100% of the time and the way i do this is i sendually tongue kiss tgem then i spit in my cock to get it lubed up. then i slide it in there b hole slowly so they feel every inch until i hit there prostate which makes them cum hard. i call this the figure 8 headlock its my winning move

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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ppl unironically discussing ufc in gbs itt

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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modus operandi owning whites itt almost as hard as white devils get owned in any athletic endeavor they engage in

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

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the white man is mentally and physically inferior in every aspect except for his willingness to lie cheat steal and rape his way to the top (attributable to their lack of soul)

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