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Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k

Ristolaz posted:

Mario is a smelly idiot.

Hey, plumbing may be smelly but it does require an education, goon sir!!!

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Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
an "education"

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Boobs in games are cool

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Ristolaz posted:

gently caress off!!!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

God of War is a terrible Pygmalion adaptation.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Widestancer posted:

Boobs in games are cool

The world has become a super hosed up place for this to be an unpopular opinion

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

I don't speak frog or dog, sorry, but I should apologize for my outburst it was too harsh for such a controversial thread.

I think Sonic was the least fun character to play in his games after 1, because every other character did everything he could, but could fly and punch poo poo. Tails owns

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

The Super NES was a fantastic console with a good set of games :)

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

qnqnx posted:

The world has become a super hosed up place for this to be an unpopular opinion

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Final Fantasy 8 should have been Final Fantasy 7, and vice versa.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I'm still waiting for the Wii-U to get games. I've got 13 games for the system and it's everything that's considered good and worthwhile.

Meanwhile I have around 80+ games for the dreamcast and it was in that same time period of two years. And it really bothers me when people compare the two just because the Wii-U is still flundering around.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k

Benny D posted:

Kiefer Sutherland is superior to David hayter in every conceivable way

gonna agree with this actually

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

The Taint Reaper posted:

I'm still waiting for the Wii-U to get games. I've got 13 games for the system and it's everything that's considered good and worthwhile.

Meanwhile I have around 80+ games for the dreamcast and it was in that same time period of two years. And it really bothers me when people compare the two just because the Wii-U is still flundering around.

Alright I made this thread semi ironically, like for example I don't actually t hing tetris sucks, but you are retarded./

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014
Doom, Ultima VII, Minecraft, Thief 2 and Deus Ex are good.

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

Blister posted:

Speedrunning is worse than Let's Plays in general, autists think too highly of memorization and the repetition of motions.

Bitch

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Ristolaz posted:

Alright I made this thread semi ironically, like for example I don't actually t hing tetris sucks, but you are retarded./

You either push the envelope or you get a paper cut. There's no halfassing allowed mr. semi-ironic.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Speedrunning is boring, but TAS are some good poo poo.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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starfox adventures is in no way any different than zelda other than furries and dinosaurs

loving eat it

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
I hate thumbsticks

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i dont understand games anymore, they're all too complex with too many morals and i like games dumbed down

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Video Viddy Games posted:

i dont understand games anymore, they're all too complex with too many morals and i like games dumbed down


Youre usually not supposed to flame yourself in a flame war but good job.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Ristolaz posted:

Alright I made this thread semi ironically, like for example I don't actually t hing tetris sucks, but you are retarded./

taint reaper tearfully admitted in another thread on this very forum that he cant draw an S or an L

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Ristolaz posted:

Youre usually not supposed to flame yourself in a flame war but good job.

this is my speciality!! ultra killll

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
Wonderful 101 is garbage and goons refuse to accept that platinum would make anything bad

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spelunky is just a very weird remake of Atari's E.T.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

dark souls is really overrated and a lazy rehash of demons souls, which is way better

Ristolaz
Sep 29, 2005

By completely blowing off my BS you have passed the first trial

Silver Striker posted:

taint reaper tearfully admitted in another thread on this very forum that he cant draw an S or an L

That ugy needs to be supervised by an adult at all times

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

The Taint Reaper posted:

You either push the envelope or you get a paper cut. There's no halfassing allowed mr. semi-ironic.
Bitch I'll cut you.

Video Viddy Games posted:

i dont understand games anymore, they're all too complex with too many morals and i like games dumbed down

All the choice I need is with which weapon do I destroy someone/sonething.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Widestancer posted:

Team Fortress 2 can be fun

this makes me mad as hell

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The moral choice system ruined the arcade classic Roadblasters.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Sunset Riders is a good game, both to play alone, and especially with good friends :)

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
the xbox one might be the saviour of console gaming

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

mobas might not be that bad

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
RTS games can never reach the level of competitiveness of TBS games

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Contra Calculus posted:

gonna agree with this actually

gently caress metal gear anyway? although davide is actually a better weirdo than Keifer. So i disagree. Which is an unpopular opinion here.

TexMexFoodbaby
Sep 6, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like obfuscated bullshit in video games sometimes because it reminds me of when i was a dumb child when everything was new and shiny.

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k

FauxGateau posted:

gently caress metal gear anyway? although davide is actually a better weirdo than Keifer. So i disagree. Which is an unpopular opinion here.

We'll have to agree to disagree

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Ristolaz posted:

Alright I made this thread semi ironically, like for example I don't actually t hing tetris sucks, but you are retarded./

Lol..

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Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa
Video games are the mediocrity of the white male writ large.

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