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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I saw Summerslam!

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Gordong Dongbay posted:

How many loads do you think he shoots into those rags on a daily basis?

Trick question, it's one for each World title.

Alternately, one for each German suplex he took at Summerslam

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
This is terrible because Cena isn't going to get any comeuppance tonight or any night until the PPV so he can just come out and blabber every week with no point.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Look at all these odds that are against John Cena.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

sportsgenius86 posted:

"John Cena's just like my son Nick, Brother. Once it's go time, they go full speed and nothing's gonna slow them down"

:drat:

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


John, you didn't see Summerslam. One cannot watch their own death.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

chiming in to say Cena is awful
yes, promos like these are truly terrible

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cena sucks and if you like him you have stockholm syndrome

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

Shawn could still wrestle one hundred matches that are better than John Cena.

a broomstick and a blow up doll could have a better match than john cena

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dark Cena will rise...

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Dexo posted:

John Stewart should probably kill this segment too.

:thurman:

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Just tuned in, what is this horse poo poo?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
That fight changed me!

Now I want to wrestle Brock Lesnar!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Asmodai_00 posted:

a broomstick and a blow up doll could have a better match than john cena

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


And the trainer was smart enough to know that people with concussions say things they don't mean

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

jhon cenaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Just Chamber posted:

Just tuned in, what is this horse poo poo?

welcome to the pain, brother

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
lol please SCM him, Shawn

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Cena's got his "I'm taking a hard poop" face going, this is serious here people.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
And Ric Flair's and HBK's heart grew 3 sizes today.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Shawn Michaels is the only one in the ring who retired when he should have. Cena included.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Omally posted:

cena sucks and if you like him you have stockholm syndrome

sweden is a very nice place and I'd like to be there with John Cena

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Omally posted:

cena sucks and if you like him you have stockholm syndrome

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

sportsgenius86 posted:

"John Cena's just like my son Nick, Brother. Once it's go time, they go full speed and nothing's gonna slow them down"

:lol:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

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Just Chamber posted:

Just tuned in, what is this horse poo poo?

Bad.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Chokes McGee posted:

Dear Punchsport Pagoda Mods:

I am going to be that guy and request to be released from my toxx early. You may think this is because I missed possibly the greatest match in the history of rear end-beatings, and you'd be right. But, I also like to think that, having sat out that match to fulfill it, I've paid it off in spades.

Regardless, I will abide by the mods rulings on the matter.


Yours etc,
Chokington J. McGillicutty

what on earth are you talking about

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
HBK looking at Cena like it's himself getting ready to face the undertaker again.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
This entire opening segment is making me poo poo

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

no I'm over here, Shawn

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:

Shawn could still wrestle one hundred matches that are better than John Cena.

It's hardly an indictment on John Cena, HBK is legit one of the greatest wrestlers of all time.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Is this going to count as a announce table spot

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
John Cena is gonna beat his rear end this time!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Luneshot posted:

So Cena's winning at NoC right

Gerpy
Feb 23, 2010
Just like how you brought the fight to Brock Lesnar at Summerslam.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007

Omally posted:

cena sucks and if you like him you have stockholm syndrome

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"I want you to look at me when I'm talking to you" *cut to Hogan in opaque sunglasses*

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
This is not good lighting for Cena's wonky hair.

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I really dislike the rematch clause stuff. Why do we need to see Lesnar and Cena again? Lesnar looks as strong as anyone can right now, why waste that on Cena?

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Can Cena overcome the odds??

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

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