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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

LAST WEEK ON RAW:

Stephanie McMahon comes out to Daniel Bryan�s music at the start of the show to gloat about her SummerSlam win. Nikki Bella comes out to explain why she did what she did and did it very sarcastically. Brie Bella comes out to wonder why Nikki did what she did and that she hopes that they could still be a team. Nikki then slaps Brie, who runs away from the ring crying.
The Big Show and Mark Henry defeat the Wyatt Family.
Seth Rollins gives a backstage interview about how he beat Dean Ambrose at SummerSlam. A bucket of water is poured onto Seth by Dean Ambrose, and then the two brawl. A few minutes later, Seth begs HHH for a match against Ambrose tonight. HHH agrees.
Natalya defeats Paige by pinfall after Paige is distracted by AJ skipping around the ring.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon present Brock Lesnar with the new WWE Title belt. After that is done, Paul Heyman cuts a very good promo about how Brock Lesnar will never lose the belt, ever.
The Miz defeats Dolph Ziggler via countout after Dolph superkicks Miz outside of the ring and then falls out and loses because he is very dumb. After the match, Miz tried to attack Ziggler but Dolph gave Miz a Zig Zag.
In the battle of the Real Americans, Cesaro finally beats Jack Swagger. After the match, Bo Dallas comes out to laugh at Jack Swagger losing.
Chris Jericho cuts a promo about Bray Wyatt and how he�ll never give up.
Roman Reigns, Rob Van Dam, and Sheamus defeat Randy Orton and Rybaxel.
Bray Wyatt cuts a promo about Chris Jericho and how he�ll never give up beating him up.
The Rhodes Brothers defeat the Usos.
Rusev and Lana come out to celebrate Russia being better than the USA. Suddenly Mark Henry interrupts and talks about how proud he was to be an American Olympian. Rusev tried to superkick Henry but his foot still hurt from the match the night before. Henry gives Rusev a World�s Strongest Slam and leaves him lying.
Seth Rollins defeats Dean Ambrose in a Falls Count Anywhere match that saw lots of weapon plunder. The finish comes after Seth Rollins gives Ambrose a curb stomp onto the announce table and then through a pile of cinder blocks. Rollins celebrates over Ambrose�s unconscious body to end Raw.

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW TONIGHT:

1. Dean Ambrose is dead and Seth Rollins murdered him!
Why you should care: In the battle between the former Shield members, the feud finally reached a crescendo when Seth Rollins stomped Dean Ambrose�s head through a conveniently placed ringside cinder block pile. Ambrose may be gone a while but Rollins won�t stop talking about him.

2. Old men talk about John Cena!
Why you should care: Ric Flair, Hulk Hogan, and Shawn Michaels will talk about John Cena. That�s fine, right?

3. John Cena returns!
Why you should care: We missed you last week, John!

4. John Cena wrestles Bray Wyatt!
Why you should care: Didn�t get enough of this match? Hope you�re ready for some more of it!

5. Rusev vs. Mark Henry!
Why you should care: This one seems fun.

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT

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http://wrestling-network.net/

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All this and more, live on Monday Night Raw!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 00:01

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:44

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

When's the last time Michael Cole took a week off

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:02

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

MassRafTer posted:

They already did a Hall of Fame Forum on a John Cena main event didn't they?

Didn't call it that doesn't count.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:03

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

there's irony in hulk hogan saying that you know when your time is up

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:05

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Dexo posted:

Hahahahaha Chicago.

the extreme rules match took place in chicago

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:07

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Luneshot posted:

So Cena's winning at NoC right

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:10

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Omally posted:

cena sucks and if you like him you have stockholm syndrome

sweden is a very nice place and I'd like to be there with John Cena

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:11

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

can we deport Swagger after he lets down America again

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:14

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Rusev's kick will give Zeb Colter amnesia and then he'll team up with Lana in honor of Russia

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:19

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Rusev is so good. He should be champion forever

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:27

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Why isn't Bo sopping wet right now?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:36

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Frankston posted:

Cesaro's push restarts here guys

hahahahahahahaha

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:39

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

why isn't the crowd going nuts every second for this nothing, boring match I don't get it

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:41

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

#PushNatalya

Natalya is my favorite diva.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:53

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Seth combed his hair for this event.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:02

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Why doesn't Seth dye half of his beard blonde?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:35

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DeathChicken posted:

Can Cena *overcome the odds* of that beating he isn't really selling to beat the guy he's already destroyed three times?

here's the thing he's not gonna

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:37

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

these should be the next tag team champions

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:46

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

actually he did the figure four really badly

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:49

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Vince watched Jerry Springer this morning.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:04

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

achillesforever6 posted:

Oh god Eric Rowan is going to turn into a Bloater from The Last of Us!!

actually Bray Wyatt is the bloater

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:29

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DeathChicken posted:

Is it time for Cena to beat Bray with 16 Attitude Adjustments yet?

god I hope so

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:37

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

DarkstarIV posted:

mods please rename bard maddox to bord maddox

I'm so bored

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:38

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

more like... bo-tch dog

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:40

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

kick his rear end john

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:49

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

this is my favorite match ever

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:51

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Mukaikubo posted:

Samurai I'm sorry I'm trying to stay the happy optimistic newbie

I can't do this man

I can't do this

Omally posted:

this is, dumb

NutritiousSnack posted:

gently caress this angle, gently caress cena, and gently caress the idiots who defend him

Amy Renee posted:

no really, this is a VERY nice way to waste Bray's momentum for the sake of a lovely Cena story

GrimGypsy posted:

You didn't deserve this, Bray. And we didn't deserve you. May your golden days in the midcard be pleasant and bright.

D Lambent posted:

Just release Wyatt or send him to NXT or something. This is loving clown shoes. gently caress Cena, gently caress the WWE.

GrimGypsy posted:

Wow I was wrong, this main event could be even stupider.

Mukaikubo posted:

hahahahahaha

let's just fuckign grind in that the wyatts are useless

not even the usos anymore

big show and mark henry

gently caress this bullshit

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:55

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

John Cena is my favorite wrestler

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:03

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

JHON CENA STANDS TALL AMONG A PILE OF CORPSES

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:04

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

JOHN CENA

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:05

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 06:44

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Why was that bad? Tell me.

jhon cena

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:10

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