WWE Raw is tearing our family apart for 8/25

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do you wish brie bella died in the womb
	come on nikki
	come on brie

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

also lol cena vs wyatt

Maybe Cena will lose as he sells injuries from his match with BrahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA cena losing :geno:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 00:15

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Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

^ ^

BigRed0427 posted:

Hey, I need anything to hope for right now.

Believe in the Shield.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 00:35

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

A Hall of Fame forum. :raise:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:01

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Reminder that WWE writers have literally "no idea what to do" with Ric Flair.

:geno:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:03

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Dexo posted:

John Stewart should probably kill this segment too.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:11

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

I miss WWE Fantasy leagues and scoring 62 points a night off Sandman cane shots.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:12

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Is this some sort of Scrooge Mcduck live-action movie?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:13

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

who is responsible for booking the same match in the same feud forever and never letting it breathe or grow at all?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:17

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

So is Shamus exaggerating his accent? I know Lana's is real but much less pronounced.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:37

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Chokes McGee posted:

Lana actually doesn't have an accent IIRC, she just speaks Russian fluently and enjoys being a ham.

I was going off the out-of-kayfabe interview video with all the divas that was playing before Summerslam where they just talked about whether they liked Trish or Lita more, she sounded like someone who grew up in Florida but spent 10 years in Lithuania training to dance (which she did)

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:44

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Tonight's Script:

~~Mickie~~AJ loves ~~Trish~~Paige

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 01:56

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

I was saying to myself that Reigns would be the perfect guy to have something to say about this. The continuity and references to the past really makes the Shield special in a world of endless sameness.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:09

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Engage

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:12

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Striking Yak posted:

Roman's new gimmick is he has a tiny Dean Ambrose on his shoulder that gives him moral advice.

Terrible, terrible advice.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:12

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Chokes McGee posted:

How many drugs do you think Cody does to prepare for this role?

all of them

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:13

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

So just spitballing here

PrimeTime Players are popular
Have a fun catchphrase and great merch item ($10 whistle)
Darren Young comes out as gay, getting tons of positive mainstream attention
Break up popular team
Turn Titus O'Neal heal, job him out a bunch without Black John Cena to cover his flaws
Have Darren Young win 1 solo match, then never appear on TV again
???
~~profit~~

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Darth Mauldust

Best Dust.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:26

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

I love all Dust-based offense.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:29

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Zyla posted:

they seem dustrated

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:31

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

God drat it, @WWE, stop having people in the same.drat.feud. every week. Give them matches against others, let the feud breathe.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:42

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

OK wait this is amazing.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:45

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

This is so bizarre and amazing, like that house show where Umaga was in Edge's gear.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 02:47

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

"I wish you died in the womb!"

:stare:

If only Nikki could wrestle!

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:04

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Blasmeister posted:

props to Nikki for actually getting that dead-rear end crowd into the segment at the end. Shame Brie is really, really bad at acting

If you can call a sarcastic "JER-RY! JER-RY!" chant imported from 1999 "into it," then sure.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:10

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Slater & Gator.

TWO MAN BANNNNND BAYYYY BEEE

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:28

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

ESS OH ESS

THIS SHOW KEEPS GOING

ESS OH ESS

IT DON'T BE STOPPIN

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:38

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

haha wtf Wyatt dark entrance.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:48

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 03:56

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:

Was HHH in 2003 ever this bad? No he was not John Cena is the worst superman in wrestling

Even when

was

ing it up to the point where he brought a literal chair to the ring to sit down and promo for 20 minutes to start RAW he was still putting on tons of ****+ matches and being compelling, instead of "take beating -> AA -> no-sell" and made Batista (and Orton really).

Honestly, ending the brand split has been really, really bad for them creatively. Edge would not exist in a world with no brand split, because he would never be allowed to carry his own show the way he did on SmackDown!.

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Aug 26, 2014

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:21

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Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Retail Slave posted:

Is Mickie James still an active wrestler? What I wouldn't give to have Paige bring her in, storyline-wise, and have her and AJ try to out-crazy each other every week. But this won't happen, because WWE hasn't given a poo poo about any woman not named Stephanie McMahon since Trish Stratus retired.

Theoretically Mickie is still active and with TNA (but pregnant).

Bringing in Mickie and Trish for managerial/advisory roles on dealing with this feud would be pretty great.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:25

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