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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Vampire and Werewolves and the Girl They Love
Twilight-ish Not-Mafia
*



Look at this girl. Look at her! You all love her. Well, almost all of you. Bella is the best, the perfect woman, and if she were to *gasp* die, so would almost all of you immortal beasts. You have two goals in unlife; win Bella's heart and destroy your worst personal rival. Do either of these, and you win. Fail to do either, and you lose.

This is not a game of Mafia. This is not balanced. This was built in 20 minutes from the ground up, and will hopefully be hilarious to play in but will not be the usual Mafia experience. You've been warned.

Rules
  • Don't be a dick. Don't try to play outside of the usual Mafia rules: no TOXXing, no Truth or Dare, the usual. No talking OOC unless permitted by your actions.
  • There will be 24 hour days and 24 hour nights (roughly), during which you may take any actions you have available. You'll also vote every day for one person to protect at night; the election is plurality, and in the event of a tie the protected person will be whomever got their last active vote first.
  • If Bella dies, the game is over. If Bella publicly proclaims her love in the thread for any other player, that player wins and the game runs for one final day/night cycle.
  • Bella has special powers and win conditions.
  • You are being hunted, shitheads; giving away your identity might be a bad idea. Even Bella.
  • Stakes kill vampires, silver bullets kill werewolves, both kill Bella.
  • Bella and her hunter have different win conditions from the rest of you. Those conditions are hidden.
  • As long as Bella is in the game, dead/removed players identities will not be revealed publicly.
The game is for 10 players, first come, first served. Game will start when we have ten sign-ups.

*Note: I've never read or watched Twilight, my knowledge of it is all based on stupid Team Edward/Team Jacob BK commercials.

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Player List
  1. CapitalistPig
  2. EccoRaven
  3. Ernie.
  4. Hal Incandenza
  5. JakeP
  6. Meinberg
  7. MildManeredManikin
  8. mr.capps
  9. Pinterest Mom
  10. uranus

Votefinder

REMEMBER YOU'RE VOTING FOR SOMEONE TO BE PROTECTED AT NIGHT, AND IT'S PLURALITY!

Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 26, 2014

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

This looks dumb. Lets do it.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



Yes. Please make me Jacob.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

i want to be bellas plain friend

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



I love Taylor Lautner's weird face.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHfyad6Jitk

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


am i in this game

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



i want to vig capps

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


mr.capps posted:

am i in this game

You are now, if you want. God have mercy on you.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

bella dibs

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

Byers2142 posted:

If Bella publicly proclaims her love in the thread for any other player, that player wins and the game runs for one final day/night cycle.


lol

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I am kstew irl I demand to be bella it is mine by right.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



i really, really hope there is no mechanic to stop bella from dying n1

the best possible ending for this game is that it crashes and burns and everyone laughs at it

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


I know already how to win this.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

Ernie. posted:

i really, really hope there is no mechanic to stop bella from dying n1

the best possible ending for this game is that it crashes and burns and everyone laughs at it

lol if you think we aren't gonna lynch her before N1

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

o no lynching drat VIG BELLA

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Ernie. posted:

i really, really hope there is no mechanic to stop bella from dying n1

the best possible ending for this game is that it crashes and burns and everyone laughs at it

There is not. it's still possible for some people to win in that case, but if it happens it will be hilarious.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



this is a post to tell you i have a strategy for this game that i will only reveal in my first post of the real game

it is a post to show you that my strategy isn't made out of necessity based on my role

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Ok

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


Ernie. posted:

this is a post to tell you i have a strategy for this game that i will only reveal in my first post of the real game

it is a post to show you that my strategy isn't made out of necessity based on my role

same

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



capps, do we have the same strategy?

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




In?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

btw im claiming bella regardless of role

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


There's one more slot available with Ecco and MMM in; I'm still writing the roles, but once the final sign-up happens and the roles are written, the trainwreck game will be under way.

mafia edit: Hal's our tenth!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

Confirmed Im Bella

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

##vote jakep

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

##vote jakep

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


wait.

I am also bella.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

if im bella im going to kill myssloef

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


Everyone claim Bella right now.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

uranus posted:

if im bella im going to kill myssloef

if you are bella profess your love to me

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


We're not even started yet, assholes!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Derp are you doing Saturday.morning cartoon thing still?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


##vote Jakep

I am bella lyn.al.li.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011



Byers2142 posted:

We're not even started yet, assholes!

Why did you send me this Bella role pm then?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


Everyone has to claim bella. If you do not claim bella you will be assumed to be a the person hunting bella and everyone will therefore target you.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

mr.capps posted:

Everyone has to claim bella. If you do not claim bella you will be assumed to be a the person hunting bella and everyone will therefore target you.

why wouldnt that person just claim bella too

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