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Vampire and Werewolves and the Girl They Love Twilight-ish Not-Mafia*  Look at this girl. Look at her! You all love her. Well, almost all of you. Bella is the best, the perfect woman, and if she were to *gasp* die, so would almost all of you immortal beasts. You have two goals in unlife; win Bella's heart and destroy your worst personal rival. Do either of these, and you win. Fail to do either, and you lose. This is not a game of Mafia. This is not balanced. This was built in 20 minutes from the ground up, and will hopefully be hilarious to play in but will not be the usual Mafia experience. You've been warned. Rules
*Note: I've never read or watched Twilight, my knowledge of it is all based on stupid Team Edward/Team Jacob BK commercials.
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Votefinder  REMEMBER YOU'RE VOTING FOR SOMEONE TO BE PROTECTED AT NIGHT, AND IT'S PLURALITY! 
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Aug 26, 2014 18:56
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mr.capps posted:am i in this game You are now, if you want. God have mercy on you.
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Aug 26, 2014 19:11
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Ernie. posted:i really, really hope there is no mechanic to stop bella from dying n1 There is not. it's still possible for some people to win in that case, but if it happens it will be hilarious.
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Aug 26, 2014 19:22
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There's one more slot available with Ecco and MMM in; I'm still writing the roles, but once the final sign-up happens and the roles are written, the mafia edit: Hal's our tenth!
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Aug 26, 2014 19:29
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We're not even started yet, assholes!
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Aug 26, 2014 19:34
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I'm not reading that poo poo. Role PMs are going out now, day will open as soon as I reset VoteFinder because of you fucks!
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Aug 26, 2014 20:21
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Day One has begun! In fiction, there are few greater Gothic monsters than the vampires and the werewolf. but in recent times, these monsters have become anti-heroes, and now all pine for hot young virgins not for blood, but for love and understanding. You are here to allow these new, 21st century misunderstood monsters to find love with a fair maiden, and if you all die horribly doing it the world will be a better place. But first, who will you protect from the killing tonight?
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Aug 26, 2014 20:24
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Mod screw-up number one! Many of you have powers that offer you one of several options. Unless specified, the option chosen is random, but will never repeat. Please let me know if you have question about that, I should have been clearer but rushed the role PM writing. Carry on!
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Aug 26, 2014 20:33
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JakeP posted:Byers how do i profess my love to ecco, and will i get mod killed for faking day action I will not modkill for fake day actions. How old are you, that you don't know how to tell someone you love them?
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Aug 26, 2014 20:52
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Mod Note I'm going to be gone for a few hours, don't expect fast response to PMs!
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Aug 26, 2014 20:57
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EccoRaven posted:##stake Pig Nothing happens. Mod Note Don't feel obligated to quit posting because of day actions, until I resolve assume they are pending. Day actions will resolve in order to avoid retaliatory attacks.
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Aug 26, 2014 21:54
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Mod Screw-Up Number Two I built the vote to be a plurality, not expecting you all to ever reach a majority. You fuckers surprised me again! So, the voting is now and forever more majority and ends the day, unless it reaches deadline and then it becomes plurality as stated in the rules. As the day came to a close, it was decided that one person, Ecco, would be safe from harm for the night. And as the moon rose into the night sky, the monsters hunted, for each other and for the woman that they almost universally loved. Day One is over, Ecco is protected.Night One has begun, submit your night actions. Day Two will start in 24 hours or when all actions are in.
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Aug 26, 2014 22:10
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Also, the thread will stay open. The thread will always be open.
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Aug 26, 2014 22:12
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As a hush falls over the thread and the monsters of the night silently stalk their prey, they are told that night actions, unlike day actions, resolve at the same time. It's possible to be killed by the person you kill.
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Aug 26, 2014 22:19
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uranus posted:put in your actions already you dingbats i want blood And you will have it! All actions are in, I just need to figure out what the hell just happened. Preview: I did not prepare for this possibility.
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The Aftermath: Part One Horatio Caine walked into the crime scene. "Ok, what have we got?" A hot woman whose name I won't bother to look up but you know her, she's always on these shows, shook her head sadly. "This one's... bad, Caine. I've never seen anything like this." She pulls a notepad out and reads the details. "Woman who lives here, someone named Bella, called this is. We're testing her for narcotics, because the story she told us is that a binch of werewolves and vampires stormed into her house, all claiming to love her, and then tore each other apart. Literally, in one case." The hot woman pointed Caine into the kitchen. "First body's in there." The game is over! There is one, and only one winner. Let's walk through the fate of the player's shall we?
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Aug 27, 2014 01:24
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The Aftermath: Part Two Caine reached the first body. Part of it, at least. There was a torso on the ground, two stakes driven into it, but the rest was in pieces all over. "Someone talk to me." "This was the first victim, an Edward Cullen. He put up a fight; all of them did." Hot woman pointed at the gun in his hand, then at a blood splatter on the far wall. "Got off one shot, hit someone, but it's not one of our victims. "He, in turn, had multiple stakes driven directly into his heart, then just to be sure was torn limb from limb. Angle of the stakes suggests that two separate people drove them in, and one of them is likely in the next room. The man who tore Mr. Cullen apart is upstairs, also dead, and he did it with his bare hands." Caine nodded briefly, taking it all in. "The next room, you say?" He walked on. Hal (Edward) was killed by MMM, staked by uranus, and staked by JakeP. He has lost the game.  Hal shot Meinberg with a silver bullet. It had no effect. Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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The Aftermath: Part Three In the next room, Caine crouched down beside a young man with a bullet hole in his back and a gaping hole in his front. Across the room lay another body, bullet hole in the head and revolver laying next to him. Under him was a battered suitcase, engraved R. Lupin. "Murder-suicide?" "No. The young man here, Jacob based on his stenciled underwear, his name is Jacob. that hole in his chest looks to be another stake to the heart, but it happened in the kitchen, not here. The bullet's what killed him, fired by Mr. Lupin over there. Lupin himself was shot at close range by another man, large based on his boots, who then fled the scene." Caine siad, "I'll admit, it's a bit unusual, but this doesn't seem that strange compared to our other cases..." "We're not done, Caine. This is just the first floor." uranus (Jacob) was staked by CPig to no effect and shot by Ernie with a silver bullet, killing him. He loses!  Ernie (Lupin) was shot by capps with a silver bullet and killed. He loses!  capps (Greyback) has survived the night after killing Lupin, and achieved his win condition to survive Lupin's death! 
Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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Aug 27, 2014 01:40
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The Aftermath: Part Four The final body was draped over the bannister at the top of the stepps. In his hands were still chunks he'd ripped out of Edward. "This is James, Caine. as far as we can tell, he tore apart Edward downstairs, then he and at least three others, including the man Edward shot, came upstairs where, according to Bella, they all proclaimed they were her one, true soulmate and should be with her forever and always. When Bella called the police, they all fled, but not before someone put yet another stake into this man and left him here." Caine nodded again, taking in this last scene. "It's obvious what happened," he said. "Really?" "Yes." On with the sunglasses. "Something awful." MMM (James) was staked by PMom. As Bella is still alive, he loses! EccoRaven (Bella) has lost her two true loves, and can not win the game, so loses by default. The game has reached it's expected trainwreck end with PMom (Louis), CPig (Lestat) Meinberg (Viktor), and JakeP (Selene) not meeting their win condition, so they, too, lose.    
Byers2142 fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Aug 27, 2014 |
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Aug 27, 2014 01:49
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Setup Doc I had considered what would happen if Bella died or won, but not if it became unwinnable for her. When you managed to kill all of the actual Twilight characters except her, I judged it should be treated like a Bella death. So, I hope you had a little fun, this ended up being exactly as unbalanced as I said and I'm sure you all expected.
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Aug 27, 2014 01:57
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Pinterest Mom posted:capps is extremely good at mafia! capps is a lucky son of a bitch is what he is. He fired blind!
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Aug 27, 2014 01:58
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Ernie. posted:he didn't poo poo, that's right, I forgot some of y'all were sharing your results openly.
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Aug 27, 2014 02:00
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Ernie. posted:if for a single second i believed i was being hunted by greyback just like he was being hunted by me, i would've killed capps but i was stupid Literally a twenty minute set-up, pairing everyone off was easier than doing a round robin, which I started to do but was distracted by the conference call I was on.
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Aug 27, 2014 02:02
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mr.capps posted:I assumed ernie was my target as soon as he was outed as a harry potter character, I guessed there wouldn't be more than 2 harry potter characters. Yeah, I got lazy. There were four from Twilight, and a pair from each of the other three.
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Aug 27, 2014 02:04
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mr.capps posted:This was fun. I think it needs more players as well, to absorb the night kills.
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Aug 27, 2014 02:12
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Pinterest Mom posted:You really did get killed a lot. Next time, you will. Especially with Ecco's mass mailings...
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Aug 27, 2014 02:24
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CapitalistPig posted:Why didn't eccos kill work on me? Bella didn't have any killing powers.
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Aug 27, 2014 03:11
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CapitalistPig posted:So he faked the action, gosh darn it.lol Yep!
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Next game will be next week, 14 players, round robin kill circles, full OOT communication, and few more bips and bobs. I'm actually going to try on this next set-up, especially since I'm struggling with my other game's set-up.
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