Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

Have these been dipped?

Don't make fun of the Adobe Angels. :colbert:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2016 02:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:24

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

DigitalRaven posted:

There is indeed

Edit: too self-congratulatory.

The Gunpla thread is a ton of fun, though!

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Oct 12, 2017

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 16:45

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

I just bumped into this, I don't think I've seen it before.

VVV There's a model painting thread, and this thread which has become something of a general "interesting models" thread. If there was an actual "interesting models and conversions" thread I'd have posted there.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 9, 2017

# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 16:37

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Fathis Munk posted:

I'm the spike covered in marinara sauce

Guy's just mad because every time he walks into the Chaos Cafeteria, Nergal's been through and eaten all the pudding.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 19:41

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Vaporwave Knights

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 02:12

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Nebalebadingdong posted:

# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 18:04

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Groetgaffel posted:

Factual, boring answer: Because those are walking legs and I deliberately glued the wrong foot to the base for laughs.

Tabletop gamer finds one weird trick to make his minis harder to shoot behind cover with real LOS rules

# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 00:44

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Thanqol posted:

What the gently caress is going on here?

Pretty sure that's a Kamehameha.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 01:11

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

There was probably supposed to be a Cenobite too but the Dark Eldar line already exists.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2018 16:09

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Frobbe posted:

Looks like he's about to smoke a dude through a Hookah.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 20:38

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd rather actually work instead of trying to read it a third time.

These women may be beautiful but they're also dangerous! 25 more sentences saying the same thing but also explicitly stating that they slept their way to their position and that they can't act without a BIG STRONG MAN directing them.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 21:32

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Iron Crowned posted:

They truly are kum enforcers

Seriously, it's like the scene from Futurama where Fry is watching the robot movie on the uninhabited planet inhabited only by robots.

"I will eat and devour you with my system of mighty organs!"

Except replace "system of mighty organs" with "vagina"

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 21:51

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

If you carefully count the rings on the breast you'll know how many decades the creator has stayed a virgin.

Edit: What a terrible snipe. Here are my favorite Ork Kommandos.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Dec 21, 2018

# ¿ Dec 21, 2018 17:50

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

walruscat posted:

This is me.

But what about Cedric?!

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 17:29

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Ignite Memories posted:

bananfantry

Banaknights

_{Now I really want to see one fighting a dragon(fruit)}

# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 19:31

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Zil posted:

How deep does the fruit based minis go?

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jul 17, 2019

# ¿ Jul 17, 2019 02:46

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Wazzu posted:

And I could be wrong here, but isn't that also a giant unnecessary cock modelled onto the knight?

That's a saddle horn, isn't it? Not that a knight would've used one of those, the horn is just a place for a cowboy to tie off a lasso when they need a little more leverage; but I'd bet a lot of Americans have never seen any other type.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2019 12:19

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

PoontifexMacksimus posted:

Not seeing any Dva.

Plenty of that gross Haydee game, though. The one where the player character is "half human, half robot."

By which the developer meant: "We want to oogle a woman's tits and rear end but we don't want her to have any agency so we chopped her head off."

# ¿ Aug 11, 2019 18:48

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

I didn't see any swastikas, so I think it's this?

Which is pretty good as a parody. There's a good reason modern tanks don't use sponson guns anymore.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 19:57

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

That makes me wonder if anyone's put Disney's Cinderella Castle on top of a titan yet.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 05:42

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

"Hey guys, have you heard about this thing called washes?!"

"No, what's that?"

"Sounds like sorcery of the vilest sort!"

"Sorcery!"

I don't feel bad about this because I spotted them on sale for 100% markup on Etsy.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 9, 2020

# ¿ May 9, 2020 01:13

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

The Moon Monster posted:

Say what you will but that's one nice coat of red paint. (don't look at the feet)

I didn't realize it until you pointed it out, but that's because they're spray painting the whole thing red and painting (some) of the other details after the fact.

# ¿ May 9, 2020 14:32

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

TotalHell posted:

I have to know how much these are being sold for, considering they�re like 5 minutes of work, max.

$14.95. The minis themselves usually come in two-packs for between $6-8 depending on the mini (and come pre-primed), so they're charing about 4x the cost of the primed figure for ~10 minutes of their time. The big figures were more like $25 and selling for a flat $50.

# ¿ May 10, 2020 00:15

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

There are a lot of rivets.

Gotta bolt that codpiece securely in place!

Fake Edit: I just realized he's wearing plate armor assless chaps.

# ¿ May 16, 2020 01:18

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

So that's where he got his spines! They just kinda stuck there after his last trip to the porcelain throne.

# ¿ May 22, 2020 23:12

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

It's more like a skull floor.

# ¿ May 23, 2020 01:09

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

"You are, of course, permitted to have mounds of bone. That's not a violation so long as it's A) not a throne, b) not made of skulls, and c) does not have an alliterative name. So a 'Nagash's Shin Recliner' is fine, but 'Nagash's Ossuary Ottoman' is not."

... For the first time in a decade, I'm really tempted to get a GW figure. I kinda really want to buy a Nagash.

# ¿ May 23, 2020 02:06

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Moola posted:

These posts made me smile

I also kinda want a Nagash

I bit the bullet and I bought a Nagash.

Also some Sepulchral Guard because I found a box for $21.25 and it's hard to beat $3.04/model for seven unique skeletons.

Edit: Content! I searched Etsy for 'pro painted miniatures' and found three winning smiles!

And also this thing by the same painter. I think there's a Hook Horror under there.

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 21:36 on May 23, 2020

# ¿ May 23, 2020 21:23

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Iron Crowned posted:

I'd settle for a wooden deff dread or Killa kan

# ¿ May 28, 2020 02:47

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

It seems to me like if you're going to make a board game at all, you want it to appeal to the widest possible audience even if you're making gross titty miniatures game.

I can't imagine this particular game appealing to any audience at all.
- I can't picture the people who enjoy body horror finding the titty-bats remotely interesting and even the "Vaginoraptor" (Clitorisaurus would be a better name :colbert:

) is too blatant to be interesting body horror.
- I can't see the people who really want titty miniatures finding the faux "family friendly" character minis appealing, people who buy titty miniatures are going to buy ones that don't look like Funko Pops and the people who need plausible deniability for their titty miniatures but want them anyway certainly aren't going to be buying this.
- Not to mention the people looking to play board games are going to back things they might actually be able to play.

This is a game for people who'd buy it in Spencers as "just a prank, bro!" but who'd never back a kickstarter for it. Its target audience is people who giggle uncontrollably whenever they say the word 'boob.' It feels like an adult-oriented game with a target audience of actual 12 year olds.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 21:11

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

The old Dark Eldar warrior sculpts were so good. That was one from the 3rd edition starter box, I think?

The way it's painted, that one looks like Granny Goodness.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2020 20:43

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

I've never seen anyone paint with colored polymer clay before. How long did they need to bake the mini in the oven afterwards?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 16:05

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Volkswaaaaaghen Bus

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 16:30

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

When did they make a Rogal Dorn mini?!

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 23:34

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Disappointed it isn't the Emperor on that body pillow

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 19:31

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Looks like something cobbled together from bits. The piece near the elbow is the end of a flamer or combi-bolter or something.

The torso's almost certainly an old 3e box Dark Eldar torso.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 20:12

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

I should've known searching Thingiverse for "female space marine" would get some choice results.

It's not all bad, I did bump into this surprisingly competent female stormtrooper sergeant model.

Sensible armor? Check.
Pose that would look equally ok if you swapped a male sculpt into it? Check.

Admittedly, my checklist for competence isn't exactly long.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 19:46

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Don't mind him, he's just off to mess up King Koopa's day.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 20:05

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Handsome Squidward, Primarch of the Ultramarines.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 17:58

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:24

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Death Stranding 40,000

# ¿ Oct 2, 2020 15:31

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