Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Skellybones posted:

Even the photography is cack-handed.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 07:26

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:39

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Leperflesh posted:

WITNESS ME

Holy poo poo, yes. If that had been painted like a War Boy, that would have been magical.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2016 00:31

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Atlas Hugged posted:

One of the first things I noticed on my Saga horses was that half of them had wangs.

Which half?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 05:34

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Atlas Hugged posted:

Well painted lizardmen kroxigor.

"Well" "painted" "lizardman" "kroxigor"

Hmmm. I've added quotation marks for every words and that still doesn't seem enough.

_{i like it though}

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 09:39

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Hello, my baby, hello, my honey...

# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 21:41

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Saint Drogo posted:

Speaking of before/afters I've been running a scrunt rehab clinic

he's making progress

The one on the right is the After, yeah?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 04:04

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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I thought at first that was a straitjacket.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 22:45

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

With a proper paint job this guy would rule

Is that you on his chest?

# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 04:05

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Wayback posted:

Crosspost! Think of this as life sized modeling, from Russia.

I love this little guy

Holy crap some of those costumes are amazing. But why no Lizardmen? Did they do a Google Image Search for Seraphon as well?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 04:43

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Fathis Munk posted:

I love the orccordian. Should be an in game unit.

FTFY

# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 11:28

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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How about a beholder where instead of eyes, it's just all anuses.

Beware the cone effect from the large central anus.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 03:46

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Coward posted:

How about a beholder where instead of eyes, it's just all anuses.

Beware the cone effect from the large central anus.

I just realised you could call it a Behinder.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 05:03

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Which era was it that basically revealed that the Emperor was Cliff Richard?

# ¿ May 16, 2017 21:56

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Soulfucker posted:

gently caress, I can't stop laughing.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2017 01:29

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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He IS things people wouldn't believe.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 03:01

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Is it meant to be anything other than a dick and balls?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 07:40

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Particularly cruel of Moola to show us something cute first, and then smack us with Ew.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 05:42

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Bark! A Vagrant posted:

The dick gun, quintessentially uninspired.

Oh, I don't know, there's something weirdly charming about his hands waving above his head.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 05:32

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Ugleb posted:

This isn't a mini, and should probably be in some sort of death thread, but we are probably about to see a Batman/Big Bang Theory miniatures game mash up that I literally cannot begin to fathom.

All your favourite Big Bang Theory characters, dressed up as your favourite DC Comics heroes and villains, ready to provide some outrageous hilarity to your Batman Miniatures games! *canned laugh track not included*

# ¿ Oct 8, 2020 05:15

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Nebalebadingdong posted:

Yep, that was basically the majority of my proxy Wood Elf army.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 23:25

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Ugleb posted:

I want to know what the horse thinks about this.

The lion doesn't look too pleased.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 14:30

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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My wife needs to know the quality of the Nightwing arse.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 08:31

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Ah, the Behinder again. Just when I thought we'd seen the back of him.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 04:57

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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No, I'm Alpharius.

Wasn't the Emperor Cliff Richard?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2022 19:52

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Put it on the Avatar's forehead.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2022 21:58

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Warhammer For Tea, 'K?

# ¿ May 11, 2022 22:12

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Atlas Hugged posted:

A pool party where everyone stays dry.

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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 03:42

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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The new Oglaf made me think of this thread.

:nws:

https://media.oglaf.com/comic/suspenders.jpg
:nws:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 02:13

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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I guess someone had to say it.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2022 23:12

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Would this make the hams community more or less insufferable?

# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 04:15

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Hmmmm. If this figure isn't mounted side-saddle, how on earth will people know it's a woman? There MUST be some fix for this, right? I am willing to awkwardly reposition the arms if that helps at all.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 01:31

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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Now I want a set of miniatures where Leia is in her Hoth base outfit, but Luke, Han, Chewie, C3PO and R2 are all in slave bikinis.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2023 22:15

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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PinheadSlim posted:

Speaking of, I've been looking for cheap 1/35 scale tanks and these two kits keep making GBS threads up my search results

https://www.amazon.com/Masterbox-Ge...%2C159&sr=8-152

Surprised they didn't label it a Battle of the Bulge set.

E: Prisoners of Phwoar!!!

Coward fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Feb 18, 2023

# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 09:45

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure}

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hard counter posted:

Yeah, I remember seeing that and doing a double-take, surprised a Warhammer ref was at this Lego expo for kids, then having to explain what it was to my three year old son.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2023 23:55

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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I love that even their expression reads as, "Ugh, sigh"

# ¿ Sep 16, 2023 22:57

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 22:39

Coward: Sep 10, 2009; _{I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

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Succu-bust? Seriously?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 00:36

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