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Well I have enjoyed reading this thread and witnessing some of the terrible, so bad it's good and the just plain wrong contained within. Here is a selection of my output from the 1990's that I just dug out of storage at my parents house. Turns out 90's me was a (mostly) neater painter than I feared but drat did I have a thing for bright colours!    
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An Angry Bug posted:Find another image host. That one just tried to infect my computer. Don't mean mine I hope? 
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Throbbing blob posted:Requesting close-ups of the flagellant with the impressive black eyebrows Striking, aren't they? 
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Dec 6, 2014 11:05
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Peztopiary posted:^Bringing presents to all the good little skrunts and gobbos. To be fair, that's probably the official colour scheme for the model...
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Dec 7, 2014 11:00
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Vermintide posted:
I want to know if this is a theme sustained across the army...
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Dec 10, 2014 18:36
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That ganger is not over-compensating for anything. Nope. Nothing at all. Hence his big...grin.
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Dec 17, 2014 18:13
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That white fluffy tuft on the right base....when did Nurgle become the Tribble god?
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Dec 21, 2014 10:16
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hooman posted:For sale on EBAY Two thoughts. 1) Turns out my teenage self could have gone 'pro' if only eBay had been a thing then. Yes, I was born ahead of my time. 2) Is this thing made out of playdough or what?
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Dec 21, 2014 10:29
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I just watched Wallace & Gromit Curse of the Wererabbit. I vote we call him Wallace.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:07
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I only just figured out that it's not a goblin thing riding a giant rabbit, but a skaven riding, presumably a giant rat. So it's a giant rat man riding an enormous rat monster. But I still think it should be referred to as Wallace.
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Dec 29, 2014 20:03
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adamantium|wang posted:"Lady Lu, Princess of Chaos" I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! Also, my wings are definitely strong enough to lift this power armour and the robes.
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Jan 10, 2015 18:49
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ungulateman posted:The answer is that bronies, for whatever loving reason, can't keep their interests to themselves, but have to inject it into everything else. I think it's a persecution complex based on the fact that teenaged (and young adult) men who watch a little girl's cartoon inevitably get laughed at, whereas being obsessed with a little boy's cartoon / videogame gets brushed over - see Transformers, Pokemon, Adventure Time, etc. (Not that that excuses them for being loving creeps, but the non-creepy ones don't do this sort of poo poo so nobody pays attention to them. Yes, this is a tacit admission of guilt.) My wife and I, both in our 30's, very much support anyone's choice to watch Adventure Time. She also used to watch Pokemon, a lifestyle choice I consider dubious. She also thinks the MLP girl thing is cool, but I find the metal bikini and thong unsettling. In conclusion, the Pokemon warhamms are appreciated.
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Jan 24, 2015 10:29
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Pierzak posted:What about warmahordes? Marks for effort, but it's no Pika-squig.  As to the googly eye land raider, with that many eyes some of them must be looking at you no matter where you go near it. Or possibly through time.
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Jan 25, 2015 01:02
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Reynold posted:http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer/Warhammer_Monsters/KAZYK-THE-BEFOULED-ON-ROT-BEAST.html I really thought it was a weird conversion. Huh.
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Feb 18, 2015 18:15
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Pierzak posted:[PAINTED ON A - SUPER PRO HIGH - PROFESSIONAL LEVEL I'm thinking troll trying to use all of the buzz words. The effect on the other hand might be achieved while decorating one's house. You get bored painting your walls and decide to start flicking emulsion paint across the room at a small target, in this case the Jackson Pollock inspired finish of this bike.
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Mar 1, 2015 00:59
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:You know. With all the goons around who are good at this poo poo and hate BTP, you'd think we'd be able to form a coop to buy it out, and turn it into a network for contract painters around here to up the quality and standards, and be collected under a banner together to share projects off they don't have time for, etc. I would like to apply for a position as a Tier 1 artisan or resident Pro Painter for the web store, whichever is considered to be the lowest common denominator.
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Mar 4, 2015 23:04
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All hail space crusade! I kinda miss the dreadnought expansion and it's interchangeable parts. It's probably up in my parents loft somewhere...
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Mar 5, 2015 23:53
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Dr. Clockwork posted:This "trailer" has me ready to buy Jennifer Haley's DVD collection of how to paint titty miniatures set to soft-core porn music! Have we found the inevitable conclusion to this thread? The existence of vaguely raunchy media marketed to the trashy sub genre of a niche hobby? Yours for a low low introductory price of I don't want to know how much.
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Mar 8, 2015 11:43
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OB_Juan posted:I think that's the end of a fusion blaster. Is probably what the guy who glued lego to it said.
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Mar 12, 2015 11:20
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OB_Juan posted:Oh, I missed that in the ebay listing. I am slowly catching up on the GW death pool thread and clearly haven't reached the part where GW sue LEGO for their manufacture of unlicensed conversion kits. Or maybe LEGO sue GW for their unlicensed use of lego weapons...
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Mar 13, 2015 21:05
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JerryLee posted:I say we have them produce a plastic diorama of this (possibly I think I can guess which sells better, and which one their customers complain about.
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YF19pilot posted:Well, to be a little fair, while it's not dicks, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=captain-kev~hfsf101&category=sci%252dfi-%26%0D%0Aweird-war~sci%252dfi-humans I both love them and don't want to own them. 
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Mar 25, 2015 16:34
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Green Intern posted:That poor Space Marine is stuck. He probably decided his vehicle was too awesome to ever leave so just sealed himself inside. So long as he can get more ammo into the vehicle to feed all those botters he's good. These days space marines wear suits of powered armour over their power armour, so this seems to fit with whatever recent 40k fiction is doing.
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Mar 30, 2015 23:00
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Improbable Lobster posted:She must have a lot of upper body strength I'm wondering about the strength of her spine and hips!
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Apr 5, 2015 11:27
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Indolent Bastard posted:House paint is still paint dammit! When I dug my 15 year old minis out of storage I was expecting to see something like this. Surprisingly mine looked less like they had been dropped in a toilet.
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Apr 13, 2015 20:10
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If you take one out of water there is pretty much nothing to prevent it's body collapsing in on itself and crushing it's own organs. Must suck to be a land shark.
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Apr 20, 2015 07:29
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cyberia posted:Just saw this great paintjob on a kickstarter project: You forgot to link the kickstarter so that we can throw our money at it.
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Apr 22, 2015 17:04
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One can never have too many purity seals!
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Apr 25, 2015 07:04
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JerryLee posted:I can't remember if this has shown up in this thread yet This person achieved exactly what they set out to achieve. A Red Wedding dreadnought.
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Apr 27, 2015 10:12
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Is this a teaser for Guardians of the Galaxy 2?
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Felime posted:Yeah, I mean they're goofy and not amazing sculpts, but it's not like they're worse than what GW started with. The kickstarter page describes them as being 'easy to paint' - it's a feature people! But yeah, they're basic but not badly done.
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May 14, 2015 16:18
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Kai Tave posted:Something else I just now noticed about that picture is that lead pauldronator's minigun is firing from all barrels at once. Because if you don't use all three all of the time, you lose 66% of your fire power. Besides, in the grim darkness of the far future nobody ever reloads so there is no need to conserve ammo. They just clear out the occasional weapon jam which only really happens when a Genestealer is running down a corridor towards you.
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May 19, 2015 22:35
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Half naked blue alien girls love nothing more than to carress a big gun. I fail to see the prob... Oh wait. Nope I'm getting it now.
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SteelMentor posted:Gotta give them this, whoever the sculptor is they have some serious talent for Chaos stuff and I'd honestly consider picking up some of their not-Thousand Sons stuff (or that tiny not-Anub'arak It is well documented in the lore that prolonged exposure to warp energies results in enlarged breasts at the price of a shrunken waist and the atrophy of armour to the point where bits of it fall off leaving the weakened midriff exposed. Also the damned ladies find that their sports bra won't fit and everything bounces uncontrollably as they charge with their swords.
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May 31, 2015 17:26
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:It's a game called Dropzone commander. The little grey things are a race of The Matrix robot monsters or something like that, and the big thing in the middle is a walker tank that's having a bad day. Little grey things are in my mind Replicators from Stargate. They make your commander have a bad day when you forget how drat fast the Scourge army is and that sticking him in the middle of the table is at best 'bold' and probably 'a learning experience'.
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Herr Tog posted:Goddamn you are smart. Is there like a question thread just for you? I could make one and cover it with his childhood photos, but that would invite retaliation so maybe not!
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Jun 1, 2015 13:07
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boom boom boom posted:I was actually thinking the other day that a Chaos Daemon army painted in regular human flesh tones would be pretty creepy/gross. You would end up with something between possessed horde and flesh construct mob. So yeah, would probably work!
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Jun 2, 2015 13:07
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"Oh god it burns! Why was I made to feel pain?!" It makes me a little sad to see a space crusade dreadnought so abused. To be fair I can't imagine Grey or I painted ours any better, but I am pretty sure we used less dayglow.
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Super Waffle posted:The base has tiny flowers Now I think he is the happiest Marine in the Imperium because he just discovered flowers. The Grim Darkness Of The Far Future Leaves Little Light For Flowers To Grow.
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