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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Smoking Crow posted:

As much as I dislike the Usos, their music is the best in wrestling.

I could listen to that poo poo outside of wrestling

You mean you don't jam out to Cesaro's amazing theme on a constant basis?

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

oh never mind haha

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
I'm starting to think Goldust's apology was insincere.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why would the WWE ever try to get me to cheer for the Uso's over the Dust Brothers?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
Dust brothers aren't heels they're just so crazy that their motives never make sense.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Stardust continues to be amazing all the time.

Leprechaun gonna win academy awards.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Rhonne posted:

Why would the WWE ever try to get me to cheer for the Uso's over the Dust Brothers?

It really is an almost meta example of generic faces versus interestingly characterized heels they've been doing for like a decade now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I haven't had a change to watch it (though I will this weekend) but does Leprechaun have an iconic scene like the "Rosebud" scene from Citizen Kane or Big Show's poop bus from Knucklehead?

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Stardust continues to be amazing all the time.

Leprechaun gonna win academy awards.

Sure but can it live up the majesty of the original? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZrBku_eCA

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

damien's back

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Pariah Rex posted:

Sure but can it live up the majesty of the original? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhZrBku_eCA

Push Warwick Davis.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
I like The Miz essentially admitting he would lose right there.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Gene LeBell? Who'd he ever beat?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Why is Miz allowed to book matches?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Miz's stunt double is such a fantastic way to get heat.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Miz's stunt double is such a fantastic way to get heat.

If only they could put him against someone other than Sheamus who the crowd is visibly :effort: for.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MIZDOWER NO!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Damien Sandow: Whipping Boy

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How much is this WWE network?

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

How much is this WWE network?

$7???

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

How much is this WWE network?

99 cents a minute

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

"this no give up bullshit"

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
This video package is good but it's basically a guarantee of Cena's upcoming victory.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pariah Rex posted:

This video package is good but it's basically a guarantee of Cena's upcoming victory.

I imagine it's going to end with Cena being DQed or something and then going nuts and beating the poo poo out of Lesnar.

Which is probably the worst possible result really.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

Jerusalem posted:

I imagine it's going to end with Cena being DQed or something and then going nuts and beating the poo poo out of Lesnar.

cena might get a count out

something where he wins but doesnt get the title

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Also Hogan is wrong, they've had three matches already and Brock has won the first and third cleanly and utterly dominated the second until Cena hit him in the face with a chain and got the pin.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Smoking Crow posted:

cena might get a count out

something where he wins but doesnt get the title

Unless his feud with Henry's going longer than a month it's probably the perfect time to have Rusev interfere in that match and feed him to Cena if they are going to do it anyway eventually.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
leakee

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Smoking Crow posted:

something where he wins but doesnt get the title

Yeah exactly, I don't see him being beaten clean again but I also don't see him getting the belt. Either he loses due to Heyman shenanigans or, more likely, he wins in some way where he doesn't get the belt, and his reaction to that is probably going to be to deliver a beating to Lesnar so the younger fans get to keep alive in their minds the idea that their hero could defeat the bad guy in a clean fight.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Jerusalem posted:

I imagine it's going to end with Cena being DQed or something and then going nuts and beating the poo poo out of Lesnar.

That is stupid and horribly short sighted as it would still kill Lesnar and his ablility to put someone over with his eventual loss and it only helps Cena.

Therefore you have a very good chance of being right in your prediction.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

I'm telling you, it's gonna be the mythical cena heel turn

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
John Cena loses and Lesnar continues beating him after the the match and one of the suplexes makes Cena's dick pop out and all the ladies laugh at him.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
The Wyatt's are so dead even the piped in cheers aren't going to pop for them.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Who's gonna blink?!

Harper: :stare:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Who's gonna blink?!

Harper: :stare:

Whatever you do...

don't blink.

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
It's doing Roman no favors putting him into a team with two big giant slow guys.

Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

the wyatts getting they rear end kicked

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Smoking Crow posted:

the wyatts getting they rear end kicked

Mark Henry's theme song warned them!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Pariah Rex posted:

It's doing Roman no favors putting him into a team with two big giant slow guys.

No, you see, it makes him look more agile by comparison, ergo...

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
wrestling

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