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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
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National Broadcasts This WeekAll times Eastern. Subject to change and local market
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  • Sun, Aug 31 - 2:10 pm - Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals - WGN America
  • Sun, Aug 31 - 8:07 pm - Cleveland Indians at Kansas City Royals - ESPN2
  • Mon, Sep 1 - 1:10 pm - Philadelphia Phillies at Atlanta Braves - ESPN
  • Mon, Sep 1 - 2:00 pm - Milwaukee Brewers at Chicago Cubs - WGN America
  • Mon, Sep 1 - 4:05 pm - Detroit Tigers at Cleveland Indians - ESPN
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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Today's Schedule


National Broadcasts TodayAll times Eastern. Subject to change and local market
  • 2:10 pm - Detroit Tigers at Chicago White Sox - TBS
  • 2:10 pm - Chicago Cubs at St. Louis Cardinals - WGN America
  • 8:07 pm - Cleveland Indians at Kansas City Royals - ESPN2

Today in Baseball History
  • 1909 - The A. J. Reach Company is granted a patent for a cork-centered baseball, which will replace the hard rubber-cored one.
  • 1964 - Ground is broken for Anaheim Stadium, future home of next year's Angels.
  • 1968 - Steve Blass gets the first out against the Braves, and then moves to left field as Roy Face relieves. Face retires Felix Millan and ties Walter Johnson's major league record of 802 pitching appearances with one club. Blass comes back in and the Pirates go on to win 8-0. Later in the game, the Pirates announce the sale of Face to the Tigers.
  • 1990 - The Ken Griffeys, Griffey, Jr. in center field and Ken (Sr.) in left field, become the first father-and-son combination in major league history to play as teammates, and they each go 1-for-4 in Seattle's 5-2 win over the Royals.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Two pitches in the Jays game, one HR. Happ off to a good start :q:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Joshua Harrison :tviv:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Mercer, Mercy Me! :woop:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Could be 3-0 if Marte wasn't loving asleep while on first.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
At this point I just want the Cubs to finish the season with a better record than the White Sox.

Aiding the Pirates in winning the NL Central by beating the Cardinals and Brewers a lot would be nice too.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Bases loaded with 1 out and the Cubs can't score :negative:

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
It's Star Wars Day at AT&T Park. At least that one makes sense, with ILM and Skywalker Ranch right in the area.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Tigers Defense

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Haha that was the most bizarre double play, but I'll take it.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
That double play the Cubs just turned in the Cubs-Cards game was bonkers.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
:lol: Lackey

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Coghlan! :woop:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Well so much for that lead.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
85mph down the middle. what the hell did he expect to happen

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
VALBUENA! :woop:

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

dingers are back baby

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



TIGERS DEFENSE

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



TIGERS MOTHER loving DEFENSE HOLY loving DOG poo poo

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Wow.

Well, at least we didn't get swept.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
The ol' 4-3-6-4 double play.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I'm kind of terrified that the Pirates have to play 6 games against the Cubs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

achillesforever6 posted:

I'm kind of terrified that the Pirates have to play 6 games against the Cubs.

They have 6 against the Brewers too and 3 more against the Cardinals.

And to reiterate:

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

At this point I just want the Cubs to finish the season with a better record than the White Sox.

Aiding the Pirates in winning the NL Central by beating the Cardinals and Brewers a lot would be nice too.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Uh oh I forgot to turn on the Tigers game

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



TURN IT BACK OFF, TRAM. TURN IT OFF

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
:lol: Carp

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
gently caress Matt Holliday

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Adam Jowns

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Thanks Capain!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
JJ HARDY GRAND SALAMI

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Valbuena is a triple away from the cycle in the 5th inning.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
:laffo: IBB to Davis and Hardy murders a baseball

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Flaherty just missed a dinger by 1".

e: Scores anyway. Caleb Jospeh with two hits in the inning. LOL

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Ugh

At least these homers are all solo shots

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Toronto Blue Jays: Like watching the grass grow and suddenly there are strippers.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Jesus loving christ, Alcantara :ughh:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dear Tigers,

Why.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yours in Christ,
VJeff

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs outfielders are playing like poo poo

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Rene Bork posted:

Toronto Blue Jays: Like watching the grass grow and suddenly there are strippers.

I literally fell asleep and when I woke up it was the top of the 9th and Jeter was about to pop out.

So uhh, good, I guess?

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