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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It looked like a bunch of fat lesbians bumping into each other. lol how is this a sport? I don't get it. is the punk thing suppose to be them being empowered or something?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Thunder Thighs.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
trust me, when dudes did it it was even gayer

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


roller ball but with fat women and a lot of checkerboard patterned clothes

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





El Estrago Bonito posted:

trust me, when dudes did it it was even gayer

oh jesus that happened?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJqFxiIXH2Q

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

SaltLick posted:

slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

Hence their name SWAT
slam whale attack team

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

SaltLick posted:

slam whale central


id be sponsor of the inner city slam whales i guess

As they say 'bring it on.' Your move.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
it's all they got, their ego is starving


it's gross and lame and bad tho

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Male roller derby fans are nearly always fedora wearing Nice Guys.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
roller derby players have low self esteem so they're basically those birds that ride on hippos, it's symbiotic

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Male roller derby fans are nearly always fedora wearing Nice Guys.

lol

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
fit lesbians play volleyball or lacrosse or field hockey, fat lesbians are stuck with roller derby

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

you irl posted:

fit lesbians play volleyball or lacrosse or field hockey, fat lesbians are stuck with roller derby

they play rugby. god drat do they ever play rugby. most hosed up poo poo i ever seen irl was at a women's rugby party

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ego aint the only thing that's starving

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
did you understand the rules? its a cool game to watch when the teams are evenly matched.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
my ex gf got heavy into this poo poo in the years after we broke up

I like to think that she channels her rage about what an "rear end in a top hat" I was to her into checking and body slamming other crazy bitches

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

my ex gf got heavy into this poo poo in the years after we broke up

I like to think that she channels her rage about what an "rear end in a top hat" I was to her into checking and body slamming other crazy bitches

How heavy was she?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

remember when they had a league of it on spike tv? was it spike tv?

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Dead Precedents posted:

How heavy was she?

she ain't heavy, she's his lover

Guy Fleegman
Jul 8, 2009

by XyloJW
Choreographed and predetermined. In other words, wrestling on skates.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Ah, the 3rd fat is beautiful thread

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Dead Precedents posted:

How heavy was she?


She had a bit of weight to her but compared to the other girls in roller derby she was downright skinny. Like 140lbs and 5'6"; gotta love that rear end! And them titties.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Seriously though a lot of it was muscle, according to her parents she used to make dudes cry in highschool by beating the poo poo outta them. Perfect for roller derby!

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the 70s roller ball movie is fuckin dope

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

ilikedirt posted:

the 70s roller ball movie is fuckin dope

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


howd that feal

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
like a tired sack full of cottage cheese?

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

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According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

avatarinwin posted:

According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

sounds like a chill dude to me

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I never actually knew what it was, just the people who did it. I just read about it and it seems kind of fun. Are there any hot ones though?

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ive never gone to a roller derby but ive known some chicks involved and it seems like a fun thing to check out for an afternoon on the weekend when im blazed out of my head

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

avatarinwin posted:

According to my cuckolations OP wants to do nothing but sleep with fat women

who doesn't?

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Good job op, white trash sports like derby, rasslin, or monster trucks are always the superior choice to more traditional sports.

Bugdrvr
Mar 7, 2003

My girlfriend plays roller derby (not fat, sorry) so I get to watch it a lot.
It's kinda white trash but there are people from all walks that play. They even have two doctors and a few post doc students on her team.

Watching is fun once you get to know the rules but the after parties are where it's at.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Go straight from roller derby to a burlesque show for an entire of evening of sad looking bodies in fishnets.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I like watching watching militant lesbians throw elbows at each other, if you don't you're probably a human being.

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Bugdrvr posted:

My girlfriend plays roller derby (not fat, sorry) so I get to watch it a lot.
It's kinda white trash but there are people from all walks that play. They even have two doctors and a few post doc students on her team.

Watching is fun once you get to know the rules but the after parties are where it's at.

brutish lesbians, monster trucks, beer dispensing hats, white trash sports rule

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