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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:*an 80 year old man walks in with overhead slides from 30 years ago* hello class I have tenure and it is literally impossible for me to be fired *opens up an art book and looks at tasteful nudes until next period* This was actually one of my classes but the professor was chill as hell.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 02:55 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:36 |
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Also I'll be posting videos of the lectures online,
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:05 |
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Haters Goin Bake posted:but the hotties get the D. lol.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:14 |
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Now lets talk about cell signalling! *Slide with "Occupy Receptor" sign held up by protester*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:29 |
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I'm looking forward to being that dry, boring professor everyone has but doesn't mind once I finish my PhD. Those are always my favorite professors.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:32 |
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i'm going to teach you the physics.... of goku
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:35 |
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*has the speakers blast classic rock ever lecture before he makes an appearance.*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:37 |
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Copley Depot posted:i'm going to teach you the physics.... do punches atually work if you're not on the ground i thought they required leverage or some poo poo
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:39 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:do punches atually work if you're not on the ground the force that lets them fly is enough leverage jfc
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:51 |
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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:do punches atually work if you're not on the ground Since they can fly they probably apply that force backwardly to leverage against
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:53 |
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It is telling that Asian superman's ultimate form is a blonde white guy
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:58 |
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Hello and welcome to class. God is dead, hail Satan! *burns bible and draws swastika on blackboard*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:01 |
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*walks in and gives first 25 minutes of lecture* *25 minutes in, mid-sentence degrades into fresh prince lyrics* *lights go off, roaring dubstep comes from nowhere, rave lights come on* *announces "I am gay"*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:03 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Hello and welcome to class. God is dead, hail Satan! and that blackboard was albert einstein
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:05 |
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Draws satin on Akbar Einstein
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:10 |
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well guys its the last day of rock history class, instead of a lecture me and allison got something special for you *tranny ta walks up with a bass while professor pulls electric guitar and an amp from behind desk thing* thats right, lets rock!! *bald boomer professor and ta go into really bad cover of a cream song*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:15 |
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Welcome, this is Intro Programming. All right, we'll be using Python, which has such and such merits. I seem like I'll be a pretty good professor, but now I will proceed to bring up an XKCD strip with jokes about Python and read it to you, and then explain the jokes.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:16 |
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:well guys its the last day of rock history class, instead of a lecture me and allison got something special for you *cream song peters out, professor pulls out a sitar from behind desk* did i ever tell you guys I trained in the sitar with ravi shankar in india in the 70s?? *im too stoned for this*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:21 |
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you were warned posted:Welcome, this is Intro Programming. All right, we'll be using Python, which has such and such merits. *Boots up PowerPoint on a dell running Linux with a shortcut to Reddit on the quick bar*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:21 |
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"Now when I was a student, I could've went into any field I wanted. I only chose art because I wanted a job I could wear sneakers too."
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:22 |
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Supreme Allah posted:okay okay lets all just settle down class. I want to take a moment to welcome you.. whaddaya keep in there, king dong?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:29 |
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causticBeet posted:*Boots up PowerPoint on a dell running Linux with a shortcut to Reddit on the quick bar* *wears one of those fake tuxedo t-shirts to casual events around campus*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:31 |
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*plays hip "Gangnam Style" video to explain soft power in international relations*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 04:56 |
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pixelbaron posted:*sits in classes and drinks vodka from a plastic bottle while staring at his chalkboard* ftfy
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:18 |
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naem posted:It is telling that Asian superman's ultimate form is a blonde white guy saiyans and nameks are the universes black people
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:24 |
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naem posted:Hi I'm a surprisingly hot 35 year old blonde woman with pigtails, I'll be cucking my husband with a half dozen of you this semester and then act devastated when he divorces me, garnering sympathy while simultaneously blowing male staff members to help get on a tenure track before my crow's feet etch thenselves any deeper. PS this is how the real world works, that will be $40,000 thanks this is extremely chill btw
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:25 |
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Today I'm going to show you the power of chemistry! *Blasts Firestarter by the Prodigy* *Proceeds to accidentally set self on fire while blasting shards of pyrex unto the front row*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:26 |
The Professor Brothers - Movie Talk 2: http://youtu.be/zZixyCDJk0U
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:26 |
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hey, guys - I don't want to take up all your time. it's the first day of class and i really just want to gloss over this syllabus and then, as far as I'm concerned class is over and we'll start lessons on....Thursday. Ok. *goes over syllabus making everything sound like it's not a big deal. Everyone leaves after only half a class period* *gets called to VPs office and the department head is there to inform me that I have no authorization to end classes early and that students have paid for a certain amount of class time during which we must teach. I lose $300 on my next paycheck per contract policy* *suddenly becomes the biggest rear end in a top hat teacher in the school*
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:29 |
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i've got like six relevant anecdotes and i keep forgetting i already shared them
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:30 |
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*Skates in on one of Those squiqly boards wearing a backwards cap and sunglasses* "Sup fools. You can't spell fundamentals without fun"
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:36 |
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ZombieParts posted:hey, guys - I don't want to take up all your time. it's the first day of class and i really just want to gloss over this syllabus and then, as far as I'm concerned class is over and we'll start lessons on....Thursday. Ok. *goes over syllabus making everything sound like it's not a big deal. Everyone leaves after only half a class period* Does this happen? Cause I don't think I had a single first day of class actually go the whole duration my entire 4 years of school.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:09 |
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naem posted:Hi I'm a surprisingly hot 35 year old blonde woman with pigtails, I'll be cucking my husband with a half dozen of you this semester and then act devastated when he divorces me, garnering sympathy while simultaneously blowing male staff members to help get on a tenure track before my crow's feet etch thenselves any deeper. PS this is how the real world works, that will be $40,000 thanks this was strangely specific, is there something u want to share?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:12 |
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Corridor posted:this was strangely specific, is there something u want to share? I thought the same but i figured it's just their own divorce story and left it at that. Enjoy the rabbit hole though
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:13 |
Concerned Citizen posted:*drops chalk on floor* *bends over to pick it up* *waves butt at crowd* *lets loose a massive fart* *shits everywhere* *poo poo is labeled 'this thread'* 5
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:28 |
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Corridor posted:this was strangely specific, is there something u want to share? It is a pretty common stereotype. Due to people's actions sometimes. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/29/AR2007012900654.html
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:45 |
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get ducks students
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:48 |
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*throws trillby to first row of students* good morning ladies and germs
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:52 |
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*sees grad students finishing off beers before lecture* Heeeey, anyone have any 40s?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:54 |
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*hands out printouts of the JLAW thread to entire student body*
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