itt we're cool professors on the first day of class

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > itt we're cool professors on the first day of class

okay okay lets all just settle down class. I want to take a moment to welcome you..

to Jurassic Park.

*slowly unzips pants while humming JP theme*

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 22:38

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 11:38

do punches atually work if you're not on the ground

i thought they required leverage or some poo poo

Since they can fly they probably apply that force backwardly to leverage against

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 03:53

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