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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
the coldplay guy is nailing that and you are not

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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
I don't know who this person is but I would literally murder to have a body like hers

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Don Tacorleone posted:

the girl from community who was dating him?



wow, she looks a lot better naked

the black husserl posted:

theyre just like us

not if they look better naked

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Dead Precedents posted:

You're just pissed there's not more cock photos. So am I.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Jack the Stripper posted:

Yeah. I think I've seen all the leaked files now, and I think the ones that are the most "damaged" are Jessica Brown Findlay and Kate Upton (if her videos aren't fake, that is)

Damaged? Lady Sybil's at least are funny, she seems like a pretty chill person who doesn't take herself too seriously. The rest of the women are just duckfacing and primping, but there JBF is letting her freak flag fly and having some fun with it. Anyone willing to record video of themselves attempting a butt-sniff and getting a dick in the eye for their trouble already has a better-than-average sense of humor. I think she'll be fine.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

etalian posted:

It's even funnier when you realize that Steve Jobs was really angry over things like porn and made sure anything even remotely risqué got banned from the app store.

yeah, this is the guy who insisted on the loving infuriating walled garden model to keep porn off of his precious devices (to the point where you can't even buy a copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy without censor bars over the cover painting, lol) and yet we owe this massive flood of celebrity wedding tackle to his brainchildren.

life... uh.... finds a way

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

etalian posted:

The word sperm whale got censored in the Moby Dick iBook edition too.

you have got to be loving making GBS threads me

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

etalian posted:

Apple has a history of weird censorship removing everyone from sperm whale or even banning a cartoon app by a political cartoonists since the drawings mocked political figures

man, Steve Jobs' issues had issues

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
Chaz Bono?

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Has there been confirmation if the victoria justice pic where she's spreading her legs and showing off her shaved p*ssy is real? I'll feel really dumb if it's just some random girl, my dick is sore from all the jacking off i've done over that pic lool

you'll jack off to a stranger's stolen photos and gladly admit this in public, but you have too much decorum to type out the word 'pussy'


what a fascinating modern age we live in

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

THS posted:

this whole thing is like a charlie brooker production

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Bobnumerotres posted:

oh gently caress i have hosed up

hacking cloud right now for pictures of yr c*ck and/or p*ssy

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

tacodaemon posted:

I bet Jennifer Lawrence is fun as heck to play mini golf w/

I'd go for lawn tennis with Lady Felchington, myself

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Mean Bean Machine posted:

How gross of me, a disgusting man, to admit I masturbate in private unlike these nice, innocent girls who climb on bathroom furniture, spread open their legs and take pics of their p*ssies or tape themselves getting pumped in their *ssholes. Lol get a clue

are you literally twelve years old or something

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Why, would that get you hard? Lol f*cking perv


yeah, pullin' my massive pud right now to the thought of making you write out swears with all of the vowels in them

firehose of cum right in your face

unf

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

RedHotKick posted:

nurhacisurn is a gigantic human being and posts terribly

we got bumsniff.avi this was a good event for all

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

red19fire posted:

She's upset that people want to see attractive Hollywood people naked, and not dump trucks with tits like suicide notes.

harsh, but fair

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

OwlBot 2000 posted:

The media have nowhere mentioned it, so what they say Downtown Abby did is probably just a rumor. You thinke TMZ would make it a cover story if it were true.

It's true, she's already acknowledged that's her. And threatened to English-sue the poo poo out of anyone publishing them in the UK press in conjunction with her name, even pixelated or what have you. I think the UK has some really harsh laws regarding libel and slander, so as far as UK papers (the ones with the large readership that knows her name and cares about Downton Abbey) go, she's gotten off very lightly with just a regular shot of her used and a brief mention of her name in the list of people with pictures. In the US papers (the ones with the small readership that knows her name and cares about Downton Abbey) she's hardly mentioned because they'd rather give the space to much-bigger-in-the-US stars like Jennifer Lawrence. And she's done an amazing job keeping the details of her stuff out of the mainstream press. If it's mentioned at all, it's as a "sex tape", not a "begs to sniff butthole, gets a cock in the eye, licks a sack" tape. Not even any sniggering little hints. So, cheers to Lady Felchington and her crack PR team for the spin job on this one. :haw:

Zzulu posted:

She's barely a celebrity man

and her character died on Downton abbey already lol

this man says in few words what I said in many

bonestructure fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Sep 6, 2014

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Don Tacorleone posted:

lol

that guy owns

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bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

pubes for days :stare:

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