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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
She's very attractive. :angel:

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Nonsense posted:

kim was a billionaire when she made that sex tape so again if there is brazzers level poo poo, JL's sunk.

lol no how retarded are you

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

etalian posted:

Imagine what a big nude college girl stash the NSA has by known.

You never know when one might want to become a terrorist

I assume every woman of average and above appearance under the age of 35 has nudes/risque pictures out there somewhere. Digital photography, especially camera phones, has made it so easy that loads of girls have suggestive photos public or at risk of becoming public. The same could be said for many men too, but most people don't want to see dick pics so no one goes looking for them.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

JLaw can come out of this just fine if she doesn't allow her PR firm to gently caress everything up for her.

If she's smart she'll be on the next episode of the Tonight Show like, "Whelp! v:shobon:v " and everyone will love her and that will be that.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

pillsburysoldier posted:

She has low standards. You can tell 'cause she dated Tom Brady and he's a system quarterback

And non-Oscar winner Leonardo DiCaprio.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

wyoak posted:

every leak means my girlfriend will be less likely to send me nudes in the future
if i had a girlfriend anyway

Or it means sending nudes is just a normal thing everyone does, even Oscar winners and that girl on Downtown Abbey.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

bonestructure posted:

yeah, this is the guy who insisted on the loving infuriating walled garden model to keep porn off of his precious devices (to the point where you can't even buy a copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy without censor bars over the cover painting, lol) and yet we owe this massive flood of celebrity wedding tackle to his brainchildren.

life... uh.... finds a way

Not if you're into homeopathic cures.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Enigma89 posted:

A tier model that doesn't walk in Paris?

Lol if you think runway models are top tier. That's one step above local furniture store commercial

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Bape Culture posted:

Yeah you're a right an engine is worth approx £100 coz that's what the melted down metal would make. Also did you know a house is only worth approx the same amount because it's simply bricks and mortar?

LOL how dumb are you? Bricks are made from dirt which is free. A house isn't worth nearly £100.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Fathis Munk posted:

j law has been the official internet sweetheart for a while though, kinda taking over emma watson's role.
I know, right? Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar and was nominated 2 other times. She's also one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood and is in a huge movie franchise. Kate Upton is arguably the most recognizable model from the current batch, and certainly one of the highest paid. They need to raise their exposure about as badly as Barack Obama or Lebron James does. When people say "PR stunt" or "Who is this?" what they're really saying is "I'm a shut-in sperg."

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
*Sends "Don't look at non-consensual nudes, it's immoral, creepy, and a violation like rape" tweet from a phone made by slave labor in a factory where conditions are so bad people have killed themselves to escape the hellish environs.*

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

cis white male posted:

why aren't the blogs pointing out that pretty much all of these hot celebs are straighht white women??

That's also the only reason people are up in arms. I guarantee you that viewing Nikki Minaj leaked nudes would not be getting articles written about how it propagates rape culture or whatever. "Rape" is rapidly becoming the left's version of "bootstraps".

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

death .cab for qt posted:

this is one of the best examples of rape culture you dummy

women took pictures of their tatas and nanas and sent them to people, their accounts are hacked by a criminal, they get blamed for daring to iMessage their hoo hahs.

"rape culture" is the heavily loaded way of saying "a culture that blames victims of sexual crimes because they're too desirable to not have a sexual crime happen, so they should just wear a frumpy hoodie"

Thanks for proving my point. :)

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

tacodaemon posted:

Kate Upton's from Michigan though so she presumably grew up thinking the top players on the Tigers were a really big deal

Cy Young, pitching triple crown, a no-hitter, and MVP in the same year is a really big deal. Verlander is a legit star.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Sire Oblivion posted:

Gonna smuggle a USB drive of the archive in my rear end and use it to barter with inmates as to not become someone's bitch.

USB drive? How quaint. I use the cloud. It's fast, easy, and secure!

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

zoux posted:

She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that.

That was actually pretty endearing. Couples often have fun and enjoy sex, not that you'd know much about that.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Rad Tad posted:

i know someone said this before but it is still funny








Marilyn never posed for Playboy. She shot the photos years before when she was broke and desperate for money. Years later when she was a star, the photographer sold the photos to Playboy who published them even though MM wasn't exactly thrilled about it. She owned up to it and did a decent job spinning the story, but never had a relationship with Playboy because Hef is a scummy shitbag.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kirk Johnson posted:

She isn't curvy, though. I dunno why people keep saying this. Take the tits off and she has the same build as a Duplo brick.

She's pear shaped and has a really high waistline. That coupled with lovely stylists who always put her in low rise poo poo that's a size too small and piss poor photographers who have no idea how to direct gives the impression that she's fat. She's a big girl, probably a little softer than she should be, but she has great building blocks to work with. 45 minutes a day doing Pilates or whatever and she could be a model for another 10 years no problem.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kirk Johnson posted:

Ten years is too late. Thirty years old or her first kid (whatever comes first) and it's loving game over for chicks like that.

It's not 1960 anymore. 32 isn't old the way it used to be. Cosmetics, moisturizers, fitness, nutrition, and lifestyle have changed a lot since then. Kate Upton has access to all the top flight poo poo cause she's rich and famous. She will be fine as long as she keeps on it.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

spudsbuckley posted:

And yet her feeders are already starting to sag.

Lol that's what large, natural boobs look like.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Yaldabaoth posted:

The thing about the Kardashians is you don't even need to hack them because they'll secretly leak pics themselves and claim they were hacked whenever they think people aren't giving them enough attention

Plus the hardcore video that made them famous in the first place. Kim nude is like a Jenna Jameson nip slip. Who the gently caress cares? Everyone's seen that poo poo like a million times.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Haverchuck posted:

girls can be extremely filthy in their housekeeping, often worse than guys

women are disgusting swine. the only clean people are gay men

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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

newreply.php posted:

jfc you loving goons vaginas arent made for your enjoyment when looking at them on a computer screen

post your dicks

There's a reason vaginal cosmetic surgery exists.

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