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Lol at celebs uploading photos to the cloud like that is really a safe, secure thing to do. I honestly thought the days of the celebrity nude selfies was over because I would have thought they would all have more common sense than to take any nude photos ever once they are famous.
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Nonsense posted:if you have more than a million dollars I don't see how you don't throw orgies weekly. Well yeah I bet Ben affleck has monthly poker parties where he has girls under the table sucking his dick but he is smart enough to confiscate all the smart phones beforehand.
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Seems pretty dumb to return that money, it's not like it's from the gold teeth of holocaust victims. It's nerd money, take it and run.
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NurhacisUrn posted:So they're doing such a great job in the fight against cancer they can turn away donations now? News to me. The CEO would prefer it if his quarter million dollar salary came from donations from fine, upstanding citizens like the employees at GoldmanSachs and Bank of America.
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Sep 2, 2014 22:58
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NurhacisUrn posted:True. Now that you mention it, I am about a quart low on black lesbian militant feminist movie star leaked nudes. How can you tell, without a dipstick?
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Sep 2, 2014 23:01
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This thread is poo poo, but Kate Upton's naked body is more poo poo, that's my opinion and you just read it.
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zoux posted:Lena Dunham has a good personality and sense of humor yall. I haven't seen her show, is she actual-funny or girl-funny?
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zoux posted:She makes people mad because they recognize the truth of her satire within them. And what truth is that?
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Sep 3, 2014 21:32
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zoux posted:What do yall think of Rebel Wilson and Melissa McCarthy. I have also never seen anything with them in it, but they don't make me want to stab my eyeballs out looking at them like Lena Dunham, if that's what you mean.
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zoux posted:She begged to sniff her bf's butthole and he fought her off with a semi and now we've all seen it and I don't even begin to know how you come back from that. I like her more now.
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She was always the rebel daughter. She married an Irishman, this is a step up in English society.
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Sep 3, 2014 21:50
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naem posted:Kirsten looks awesome and I'm all about it, it of course meaning really awkwardly attempting to like make out with her after several drinks and she's like "yeah you know what? Ok" A good ice breaker would be to tell her about how in the porn parody of Spiderman, Mary Jane gives Spiderman an upside down BJ instead of a kiss. Then maybe glance at her meaningfully before gazing back at the floor.
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Sire Oblivion posted:Someone please Old Yeller this thread already. I have transcended this thread, I am now a being of pure energy, and cum.
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Sep 4, 2014 06:38
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Let my cum be the glue to bind us all together.
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Decrepus posted:Leah Dunum is average and I would gently caress her sorry Goons y'all'r virgins I bet go play some Super Smash Bros while I smash and bang that booty. Funny how I'm playing Smash Brothers but you're the one being crushed by Snorlax.
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Sep 4, 2014 17:18
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Bobnumerotres posted:heh lena dunham doesnt adhere to my standards of what a woman should be, disregard her opinion lol burger *is a 300 pound goon still posting on this poo poo thread* You were an excellent GBS 1.0 poster.
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Sep 4, 2014 18:29
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Tuxedo Gin posted:if you have a penis, every action you perform or consider performing is literally a form of rape. If you have a sex change operation where you invert the penis and stick it into your own body cavity, did you technically just rape yourself? Makes you think.
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I watched like 30 seconds of that on mute because my wife's asleep and I was still cringing from her awful facial expressions alone.
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Sep 7, 2014 00:26
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Spanish Manlove posted:Are you dorks still talking about this? Um, can you keep this thread open until I've completed my life-size chicken wire & paper mache nude statue of Jennifer Lawrence? I feel like it will be weird if I make my own thread for it.
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Sep 8, 2014 23:10
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It's taking so long to complete because I'm not using Elmer's glue. It's exhausting work.
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Woah, now we can skip the middle man, and iCloud can automatically release any photos of nude celebs it recognizes. Thanks Tim Cook!
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