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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Vasudus posted:

I'm having a contest with myself to see how little I can work before someone complains. Last week I was in the office for 25 hours. I'm giving notice on the 8th so this week is pretty much the last week I can do it. I'm shooting for 18 hours.

Also, the worst part about school is realizing in your junior/senior year or so how loving easy school is. Sure, it was easy enough when you started, but after a few years doing it you look back and wonder how you didn't pull a 4.0 the entire time.

I put 10x more time into what I'm gonna be doing this weekend than any class. Boulder is a p.nice place to live

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Jarmak posted:

Also, my fear of being way behind on everything is quickly being eased by the fact freshman seem lazy and retarded.

Echoing this because I'm taking my first real "go to campus, sit in class" classes in five years at the community college. Even though none of the people in these supposedly advanced classes are freshmen, they mostly seem lazy, whiny, and incompetent. If these assholes can pass, I can make an A.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

SumYungGui posted:

Cannot emphasize this enough. Be careful not to bust a gut laughing at the first dumbass you hear having a life altering crisis over something like two papers due in the same week. The priorities and time management problems you will see are hilariously awful.

Ya I was a little worried that I had a Chem professor who was a total rear end in a top hat because of reputation, but after going to the class and comparing it to others it seems just that he's the only one that treats students like adults.

Seriously "don't buy plane tickets for break before the registrar schedules the final, really, I will not work out an alternative for you" is some sort of controversial loving policy? Why would you even consider buying tickets if you don't have that information?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Vasudus posted:

I'm having a contest with myself to see how little I can work before someone complains. Last week I was in the office for 25 hours. I'm giving notice on the 8th so this week is pretty much the last week I can do it. I'm shooting for 18 hours.

Also, the worst part about school is realizing in your junior/senior year or so how loving easy school is. Sure, it was easy enough when you started, but after a few years doing it you look back and wonder how you didn't pull a 4.0 the entire time.

Just in case anyone forgot, Vas is talking about a sociology degree here

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Snowdens Secret posted:

Just in case anyone forgot, Vas is talking about a sociology degree here

Socialism?


Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Never take a class before noon. Seriously gently caress that poo poo

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Bolow posted:

Never take a class before noon. Seriously gently caress that poo poo

On the other hand: load all classes before noon, start drinking and watching titties at lunch.

e: but never, ever have an afternoon class on Friday

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Stultus Maximus posted:

On the other hand: load all classes before noon, start drinking and watching titties at lunch.

e: but never, ever have an afternoon class on Friday

This is what I did. Loaded up on all early classes, basically because I had to work at 3pm across the state.I had to take my labs on Friday morning, which kinda blew, though.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Monday Tuesday Wednesday are jammed packed with my 15 credits. Roll into a class Thursday and enjoy my perma 3.5 day weekend.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Waiting for class to start and I'm seeing an annoying amount of people bringing their children along. gently caress them this place is not day care.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Waiting for class to start and I'm seeing an annoying amount of people bringing their children along. gently caress them this place is not day care.

If the teacher is worth anything they'll tell them to leave. I've seen that happen once, and the teacher told them to gtfo and find a sitter, or drop the class.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Haha seriously? I mean I guess I can understand emergency situations but are there really multiple kids running around and playing in the classroom on the reg?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Christoff posted:

Haha seriously? I mean I guess I can understand emergency situations but are there really multiple kids running around and playing in the classroom on the reg?

I only saw it once, and it was at community college. Teacher saw it, took her outside, then came back in to say that it was not allowed.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I saw it once, again, junior college. The student even asked in advance (granted it was in front of the whole class, put her on the spot) and she said it was cool.

This prof also encouraged people to friend her on Facebook.

Still a better learning experience than big boy college.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Victor Vermis posted:

Still a better learning experience than big boy college.

It's really crazy to me how much better the teachers were at my local community college than they were at the school i graduated from. I had a couple of really good ones at the big boy one, of course, but at the CC I had a bunch of really awesome ones.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I feel like some have a lot of really great and on the verge of retirement teachers. I took an "earliest civilization to 1500s" class and it was loving amazing. Couldn't wait for class to start. Professor was old as poo poo and had taught for 40 years or something crazy at the local university. Had his own book published for the class and everything. Told a lot of famous historical events like a story.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I had a Cuban teacher who taught history at my CC and I took every one of his classes. He gave really awesome lectures that were organized insanely well, and he was really interesting. His family fled Cuba when he was a kid, so he was really anti-communist and poo poo,

One time a dude came into class wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt, and it became him yelling at the class about how he was a murdering rear end in a top hat who deserved to burn in hell, and he smelled like dead pig poo poo. It was an awesome lecture.

I would smoke before class in front of the building, and from time to time he'd bum one from me and tell me how he would move the family around and get jobs at different schools so that he could get his son's education for free. Dude owned.

edit: He had also written a book about the Bay of Pigs invasion, and he never made us buy it for the class or anything. I think I need to track it down now.

Holy poo poo he's writing historical fiction now about the Cuban Revolution, I'm picking this up ASAP,

http://www.amazon.com/The-Struggle-Begins-Unbroken-Circle-ebook/dp/B00EENTPPA/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Sep 3, 2014

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Had a Chinese professor from Guangzhou north of Hong Kong, guy was the best professor I've ever had. He would poo poo talk the japs any chance he could get and hated any animu loving fatbodies.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Christoff posted:

Had his own book published for the class and everything.

Wow, they were able to get the guy that wrote the book for the class?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Had an English professor who barely spoke the language and had an accent so strong she probably got fired from Dell for being unintelligible. I don't know if anyone got better than a C.

Also, that class taught me what a "fruitarian" is. It's a scrawny dude who should probably be dead and never grew to full size due to malnutrition.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
One class at UW Tacoma was 5 credits and met on two days, so you could stack three 2.5 hr classes on a Monday and Wednesday then have the rest of the week off. I'd go get a couple beers with lunch too, it owned. I think its the same at big UW, but good food and beer isn't literally a block away anywhere on campus.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Sep 4, 2014

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

When I did my engineering undergrad there was no way to avoid poo poo like 0800 classes so the pro option was definitely to stack everything up to 1200 and take the rest of the day off.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm doing everything on tuesday and thursday this semester so I can work/dick around the rest of the week.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
If school is easy you're doing it wrong. You're wasting money if you aren't taking the best science and math courses you can. If you're breezing through, keep adding upper division technical courses (math, stats, hard science, comp sci, etc) until it is hard. Don't gently caress off and act like you didn't trade a good portion of your youth, and probably a significant portion of your life expectancy, for a second chance to not be dipshit, jesus. There's seriously no excuse for not understand how the world works at this point, and how it works is that people who have skills that are in demand get to set the terms of their employment and people who don't get to grovel. If you spend out your GI bill and don't pack in every actually employable skill, you should stab yourself in the face repeatedly.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I believe there's a fair number of STEM students in that thar group.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

When I did my engineering undergrad there was no way to avoid poo poo like 0800 classes so the pro option was definitely to stack everything up to 1200 and take the rest of the day off.

using military time in the vet thread shame on you

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

less typing than AM and PM my time is money

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Anyone ever notice muzzies really love them some engineering?

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

Godholio posted:

I believe there's a fair number of STEM students in that thar group.

My point still stands. If your course load is 'easy,' you should add more or more difficult courses. Breezing through your EE degree? Take more upper division math, or add in some extra comp-sci. You never know when those skills will help you. This isn't like the military where you won't get paid for it if someone needs it.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

TheQuietWilds posted:

If school is easy you're doing it wrong. You're wasting money if you aren't taking the best science and math courses you can. If you're breezing through, keep adding upper division technical courses (math, stats, hard science, comp sci, etc) until it is hard. Don't gently caress off and act like you didn't trade a good portion of your youth, and probably a significant portion of your life expectancy, for a second chance to not be dipshit, jesus. There's seriously no excuse for not understand how the world works at this point, and how it works is that people who have skills that are in demand get to set the terms of their employment and people who don't get to grovel. If you spend out your GI bill and don't pack in every actually employable skill, you should stab yourself in the face repeatedly.

gently caress that im going to law school

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

TheQuietWilds posted:

If school is easy you're doing it wrong. You're wasting money if you aren't taking the best science and math courses you can. If you're breezing through, keep adding upper division technical courses (math, stats, hard science, comp sci, etc) until it is hard. Don't gently caress off and act like you didn't trade a good portion of your youth, and probably a significant portion of your life expectancy, for a second chance to not be dipshit, jesus. There's seriously no excuse for not understand how the world works at this point, and how it works is that people who have skills that are in demand get to set the terms of their employment and people who don't get to grovel. If you spend out your GI bill and don't pack in every actually employable skill, you should stab yourself in the face repeatedly.

Nobody is going to care beyond the degree.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kawasaki Nun posted:

gently caress that im going to clown college

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Its true. Krusty lived a lifestyle that I aspire to.

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Obama Africanus posted:

Anyone ever notice muzzies really love them some engineering?
Except they suck at it. Leave the engineering to the Germans.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Stultus Maximus posted:

Nobody is going to care beyond the degree.

If gloops were here he would shut this poo poo down.

He must be out drinking now that he's of age.

Or hanging out within 500 yards of Vasudus without fear of incriminating him.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Obama Africanus posted:

Anyone ever notice muzzies really love them some engineering?

The best way to blow something up is to learn how it's made.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Obama Africanus posted:

Anyone ever notice muzzies really love them some engineering?

take a semester of any class that covers basic electronics and you can take that poo poo to the bank once you report in to your commander

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Lazy Reservist posted:

The best way to blow something up is to learn how it's made.

nah, the best way is to blow it up with overkill.

best does not equal safest though

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Obama Africanus posted:

Anyone ever notice muzzies really love them some engineering?

Truth. There was an engineer dude from Afghanistan in my Remote Sensing class. During the loving final he sent me an email asking for answers.


lol

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RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

TheQuietWilds posted:

If school is easy you're doing it wrong. You're wasting money if you aren't taking the best science and math courses you can. If you're breezing through, keep adding upper division technical courses (math, stats, hard science, comp sci, etc) until it is hard. Don't gently caress off and act like you didn't trade a good portion of your youth, and probably a significant portion of your life expectancy, for a second chance to not be dipshit, jesus. There's seriously no excuse for not understand how the world works at this point, and how it works is that people who have skills that are in demand get to set the terms of their employment and people who don't get to grovel. If you spend out your GI bill and don't pack in every actually employable skill, you should stab yourself in the face repeatedly.

Yeah, it's totally a great idea to follow up 4+ years of being miserable doing something you hate with another 4 years of being miserable doing something you hate.

If you like science or math or need to make fat stacks when you graduate, then by all means do some STEM poo poo. If you hate math or science (like many of us do) then tell STEM to suck your stem and learn about history or playing with rocks or get a rhetoric degree and live your dream writing erotic fiction about your co-ed roommates.

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