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![]() army is gay SMA Chandler is gay Anansi is gay you're gay if you're still in qtiyd chowdown bitch ![]() not IAW 670-1 shave those loving sideburns, hippie!
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| # ? Dec 7, 2025 06:28 |
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same
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Mike-o posted:
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I'm gay
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Mike-o posted:
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NTT posted:I'm gay
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Mike-o posted:lol if you're still in lol
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Six months out gently caress you army pppppfffgfftttthhhbbbbbyttttttttttttt
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NTT posted:I'm gay I as well. JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:Six months out gently caress you army pppppfffgfftttthhhbbbbbyttttttttttttt Start ACAP.
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Neo Duckberg posted:Start ACAP. DON'T LOOK BACK
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:ahahahahaha no i mean I've been out of the army for six months lol poo poo I misread.
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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:ahahahahaha no i mean I've been out of the army for six months lol I was about to ask which you meant.
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Mike-o posted:
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who the gently caress in gip is still stupid enough to be in the army they should be banned for not being smart enough to get the gently caress out edit: except for deployments, then i guess thats ok
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:who the gently caress in gip is still stupid enough to be in the army
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lol
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FAT SLAMPIG posted:who the gently caress in gip is still stupid enough to be in the army They won't let me leave
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gently caress you all, ich bin Heim ins Reich. Time to slay some kebabs and drink beer. Europe army
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I'm going to keep telling myself that Europe Army still sucks. It's the only way I can get through my days.
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september thread, gay pre-veterans
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all service branch threads consolidate into single gay pre-veteran thread, discussing anything but getting out is bannable
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September Service Thread: Retarded Talk for Retards September Veteran Thread: Land of Milk and Honey
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I'm still in (2.5 more years) and I feel bad
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still in but not in the US so gently caress you all
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Aranan posted:I'm going to keep telling myself that Europe Army still sucks. It's the only way I can get through my days. Unless something changed drastically in the last three months I've been out I can confirm it does indeed still suck.
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The Stygian posted:still in but not in the US so gently caress you all I've got a senior chief friend in the RAN. He worked with the US navy for a bit and liked some parts but is really happy to back in Australia.
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I'm still in. I think it's stockholm syndrome at this point. All I've got to show for the Army now is alcoholism and bad joints, so I'll probably be done after this time. poo poo, I think most Army thread goons are out by now. I should have been smarter.
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There are two types of people in the Army: those who do less than ten years and those who go full retard.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:There are two types of people in the Army: those who do the minimum required by their MOS and those who go full retard.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:There are two types of people in the Army: those who do less than ten years and those who go full retard. Full retard but 54 days from retirement transition leave, so not full gay...bi-curious I guess. countdown is loving awesome. Even better if my divorce is final the same day I sign out on terminal
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Got that nice little pension to look forward to. What are your plans for afterwards?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Got that nice little pension to look forward to. What are your plans for afterwards? Still figuring that out. Getting far away from the military-industrial complex and squandering my GI Bill for starters. Since I'm about to be single and relatively broke, I've abandoned my plans to retire in Hawaii and will move back to Flint, MI to look after my mom and go to school. I was going to get a place and move her in with me, but she's hardcore AA and I have three decades of substance abuse to catch up on. Sorry ma. For shits and giggles I reconnected with my junior high GF from back in '79, and she's totally down for a middle-aged hookup. She lives a couple miles from the UM Flint campus, too. Nice little out of the way place with an empty basement ideal for hydroponics and a fenced-in yard for dogges. I am abdicating all responsibility to indulge in deferred childhood. Might work at Home Depot or something if our incomes don't make ends meet, but cost of living there is cheap as poo poo and our needs are modest. I hear good things about the VA hospital in Ann Arbor. retired_enlisted.txt
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16 months left. Then I am going to go live in the woods with my two cats and dog. Should be great.
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Holy poo poo, we actually have one who is going to hit retirement? Is there anyone else?
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And an E8, at that. Greenmeat has got to be the highest ranking enlisted Gipper.
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Good thing he never hit E9. We'd have to banish him to the cursed earth, forever spending retirement forcing wasters to pick up cigarette butts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VmilSWqh3I
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GreenMeat posted:Still figuring that out. Getting far away from the military-industrial complex and squandering my GI Bill for starters. Since I'm about to be single and relatively broke, I've abandoned my plans to retire in Hawaii and will move back to Flint, MI to look after my mom and go to school. I was going to get a place and move her in with me, but she's hardcore AA and I have three decades of substance abuse to catch up on. Sorry ma. Right on brother, enjoy the retirement! The Ann Arbor VA is pretty decent. You'll still have long waits for appointments, but at least the doctors seem to give a poo poo or at least pretend to give a poo poo. It gets packed with old dudes pretty early so plan on having a hell of a time finding parking or have someone drop you off.
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| # ? Dec 7, 2025 06:28 |
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GreenMeat posted:Still figuring that out. Getting far away from the military-industrial complex and squandering my GI Bill for starters. Since I'm about to be single and relatively broke, I've abandoned my plans to retire in Hawaii and will move back to Flint, MI to look after my mom and go to school. I was going to get a place and move her in with me, but she's hardcore AA and I have three decades of substance abuse to catch up on. Sorry ma. pretty fuckin hilarious to consider that youre probably in a lot more danger living in flint than when you were deployed to whatever myriad of sandy shitholes while in
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