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fat people are the worst and deserve to be discriminated against
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:fat people are the worst and deserve to be discriminated against
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Sep 26, 2014 22:54
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Sep 26, 2014 22:59
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no no no cuck is the new hot thing to send people back to gbs for
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Sep 26, 2014 23:04
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AB I hate to break the flow of the thread but I really like your av 
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Sep 26, 2014 23:06
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thank u
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Sep 26, 2014 23:07
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:no no no cuck is the new hot thing to send people back to gbs for I still laugh at that, though.
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Sep 26, 2014 23:08
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Kaliber posted:What the gently caress... Anyone know about what the gently caress to do if you get married in Hawaii 2 months before you PCS and the Army won't let you command sponsor your spouse cause it's less than 90 days out from PCS and they won't amend your orders to include her so you get the her flight paid for, and HHG, TLA, and DLA at the married rate? I know this is late, but don't trust MPD to be right about anything. I had a similar issue here in Europe. Not even the department head knew what he was talking about. I and some old retiree from a different department--surprise surprise, the only guy who bothered to have a copy of the reg on hand--had to educate the MPD director on what should have been a basic function of his job. If your situation isn't cookie-cutter perfect, they really don't know what the gently caress to do and will just try to deny you out of hand.
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Sep 27, 2014 13:27
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I applied for and got company command. I don't want it; the only reason I applied is because the other two applicants are incompetent and I don't want my soldiers to suffer through that. I take command next week. I guess my first action will be to ban PT belts. Sigh. I'm going to get drunk now.
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Sep 27, 2014 23:50
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calmasahinducow posted:I applied for and got company command. I don't want it; the only reason I applied is because the other two applicants are incompetent and I don't want my soldiers to suffer through that. I take command next week. I guess my first action will be to ban PT belts. This is your calling. You are now on the path to become chief of staff of the Army so you can disband it so that no soldiers will have to suffer being in the Army any longer.
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Sep 28, 2014 02:51
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calmasahinducow posted:I applied for and got company command. I don't want it; the only reason I applied is because the other two applicants are incompetent and I don't want my soldiers to suffer through that. I take command next week. I guess my first action will be to ban PT belts. Congrats!
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Sep 28, 2014 03:10
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calmasahinducow posted:Sigh. I'm going to get drunk now. Make it count, it'll probably be the last time you can get drunk for the next year.
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Sep 28, 2014 03:29
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Paradise Lost posted:Make it count, it'll probably be the last time you can get drunk for the next year. or this could be the last time hes sober for the next year
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Sep 28, 2014 03:43
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Today I watched two NCO's monkeyfuck a 249 and try to figure out why it was single shotting. I watched a Sergeant immediate action a saw no less than ten times to try to get it to work. Each time it spat smoke out of the chamber into his face. It wasn't going to happen, it wasn't meant to be. It had no gas regulator. I heard a different NCO ask if it was one of the new barrels... Another 249 went down because the firing pin broke, while firing. Same range, during combined arms familiarization, I watched a private shoot the muzzle cover off of a 320. I didn't think anyone would actually be able to do that as after last year when everyone took them off the factory attached dummy cord, I haven't seen a 320 with a muzzle cover. A different 249 went down because the firing pin broke. I'm gonna go in my little corner here and regret the life choices that led me to, at this moment, have no money for alcohol.
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Sep 28, 2014 05:01
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Sounds like typical guard life, except no mention of the BBQ. At least someone always has a cooler of lovely beer. 
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Sep 28, 2014 05:26
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Is it a rule that if you're in the 101st that you have to be a loving rear end in a top hat? Seriously never got along with someone from that unit/who deployed with them.
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Sep 29, 2014 06:07
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Ashmole posted:Is it a rule that if you're in the 101st that you have to be a loving rear end in a top hat? Seriously never got along with someone from that unit/who deployed with them. By the time you've gone 4 consecutive summers without watching your kid play soccer because of field training and/or deployments you start to get a little bitter. The commanders at every level try to uphold the same morale crushing bullshit. "We're the 101st, we have to do more."
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Sep 29, 2014 06:09
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We just got a SPC in our unit (ASMC national guard unit) that once, in the long past, deployed with the 101st, and has the patch. Whenever someone tries to talk down to him or correct him, even if that person is an E6 or something, he turns a bit, puts his left palm against his right arm, and taps the loving deployment patch. And he gets corrected a lot, because this is his first loving drill with us. Also, he has longer hair he gels sideways like brad pitt in inglorious basterds. I have never, ever wanted to punch somebody in the face more than this loving guy.
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Sep 29, 2014 06:14
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Geirskogul posted:I have never, ever wanted to punch somebody in the face more than this loving guy. well why didnt you
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Sep 29, 2014 06:17
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break his nose next time he taps on that gay rear end patch.
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Sep 29, 2014 06:21
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calmasahinducow posted:I applied for and got company command. I don't want it; the only reason I applied is because the other two applicants are incompetent and I don't want my soldiers to suffer through that. I take command next week. I guess my first action will be to ban PT belts. I've been out for years and one of the greatest joys is sleeping with my phone in another room, because no longer do I expect a 3AM call from the MPs saying two of my #blessedangels have gotten into a drunken nude brawl in the adjacent backyards because their version of Redneck Wife Swap went wrong.
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Sep 29, 2014 06:21
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Geirskogul posted:We just got a SPC in our unit (ASMC national guard unit) that once, in the long past, deployed with the 101st, and has the patch. Whenever someone tries to talk down to him or correct him, even if that person is an E6 or something, he turns a bit, puts his left palm against his right arm, and taps the loving deployment patch. And he gets corrected a lot, because this is his first loving drill with us. Also, he has longer hair he gels sideways like brad pitt in inglorious basterds. remind him the 101st isn't airborne anymore and they should take away the tab of the patch
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Sep 29, 2014 06:27
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i wore an 18th Airborne patch on my shoulder and i swapped it out with 3rd ID as fast as I could basically gently caress airborne after 1945
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Sep 29, 2014 06:32
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173rd was okay when I was in since we were on the other side of the world from the real Army and never trained or jumped or anything except for a couple big dumb Graf rotations or whatever. But all the other airborne units sound like poo poo and apparently the 173rd actually does poo poo now so gently caress that also.
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Sep 29, 2014 07:03
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Justin Tyme posted:remind him the 101st isn't airborne anymore and they should take away the tab of the patch remind him that he's a leg
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Sep 29, 2014 12:58
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Geirskogul posted:We just got a SPC in our unit (ASMC national guard unit) that once, in the long past, deployed with the 101st, and has the patch. Whenever someone tries to talk down to him or correct him, even if that person is an E6 or something, he turns a bit, puts his left palm against his right arm, and taps the loving deployment patch. And he gets corrected a lot, because this is his first loving drill with us. Also, he has longer hair he gels sideways like brad pitt in inglorious basterds. Just remind him that no matter how many times he taps that patch, he never made a combat jump, nobody liked him in 101st, and that 101st has been riding off their loving name for 30 years.
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Sep 29, 2014 13:18
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Air assault air assault air assault air assault AIR ASSAULT AIR ASSAULT
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Sep 29, 2014 13:39
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gently caress the 101st and gently caress the Cav
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Sep 29, 2014 13:51
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Neo Duckberg posted:gently caress the Army
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Sep 29, 2014 13:52
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Sep 29, 2014 14:26
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Geirskogul posted:puts his left palm against his right arm, and taps the loving deployment patch. The gently caress? I could see this from a SOCOM patch or a ranger scroll, but every swinging dick in my unit has a 101st patch. I wear my broken TV patch over the stupid eagle, AA, and spade that I have just because someone won't come up and ask "hey bro, when were you with X"?
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Sep 29, 2014 14:32
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Neo Duckberg posted:gently caress the 101st and gently caress the Cav First Cav Worst Cav. Horse's Head, Horse's rear end.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:57
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I don't even wear a deployment patch because I don't feel like spending money on it.
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Sep 29, 2014 15:18
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Geirskogul posted:We just got a SPC in our unit (ASMC national guard unit) that once, in the long past, deployed with the 101st, and has the patch. Whenever someone tries to talk down to him or correct him, even if that person is an E6 or something, he turns a bit, puts his left palm against his right arm, and taps the loving deployment patch. And he gets corrected a lot, because this is his first loving drill with us. Also, he has longer hair he gels sideways like brad pitt in inglorious basterds. Sounds like he doesn't even have Air Assault wings. Remind him that he would be lower than many E-1s in the actual 101st. There have been times when they would make SPCs stand at the far left of their rank because everyone else in the squad was AASLT qualified. Never seen it with an NCO, but it wouldn't surprise me if it happens. E: Wait, it's one of those assholes who wears the patch because he shared a FOB with some 101st unit? Oh gently caress those guys. Nimmy fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Sep 29, 2014 |
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Sep 29, 2014 16:27
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50 Foot Ant posted:First Cav Worst Cav. When I found out how many tens of thousands of dollars went into moving their god drat life size fiberglass horse from Texas to bagram I was shocked, and I had been in three years at that point to see some serious fraud waste and abuse. International cargo space, loaded huey in a combat theater, crews for everything. Not that far from a solid hundred thousand to move a god drat horse statue so they have something easy and convenient to gently caress a lower enlisted into being posted guard on. For a year. There is not a dick large enough to give first cav the loving it deserves.
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Sep 29, 2014 17:51
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cav is gay, airborne is gay, army is gay.
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Sep 29, 2014 17:54
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Mike-o posted:cav is gay, airborne is gay, army is gay.
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Sep 29, 2014 18:13
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I remember immediately after my graduation ceremony from armor school the commander of 3rd ACR was there and shouted at the top of his lungs for all the LTs that had orders for his unit to gather. He then went on a ten minute shouting rant to them about how great 3rd ACR is and how hardcore they have to be if they wanted to lead platoons in his regiment. cav is gay
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Sep 29, 2014 18:26
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Arm the Fucky
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today my Facebook page is covered with people congratulating someone i deployed with for getting her Master Sergeant. i also realized today that I deployed almost exactly 10 years ago. ty all for posting poo poo about how gay the army is, its really helping me feel a lot better for not being in anymore
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