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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Six months out gently caress you army pppppfffgfftttthhhbbbbbyttttttttttttt

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahahahaha no i mean I've been out of the army for six months lol

DON'T LOOK BACK

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VmilSWqh3I

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nimmy posted:

6 month vacation from Garrison life at KAF wooo!
Uhh KAF is garrison life.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I left OSUT in blues... and then stayed at Knox for another month. :smithicide:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551832
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3552039

Never gets old. :)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Cole posted:

Never understand how the military could simultaneously be "gently caress them faggots" and "I can be more gay than you."
You're trying to make sense of something that doesn't make sense.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
drat, I need to find some idiots to buy my poo poo. Daddy needs some new brake pads.

And bushings. And fasteners. And lots of other stupid poo poo.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

dick pics on chandler's facebook page
you won't do it

no balls

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

did you see anansi and did you tell him to get hosed

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

DoktorLoken posted:

So, best VPN service for watching Netflix while deployed? :v:
lol oh man

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The 101st dudes who had previously occupied the FOB I was on in Afghanistan were so high speed that they would only go out with one of the three Thor packs, and would then be surprised when they got blown up... over and over again. They also had sprayed "No Legs Allowed" on the door to their compound, but of course, never conducted any airborne missions, and only infrequently air assaulted. They mostly just stuck to the FOB and occasionally wandered out to get blown up.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just ball his rear end up. Solves 98% of all Army problems.

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