Triticum Guzzler posted:

lentz was going to win

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

I think that was treazn. He was the one who started the Overeem is Bad thread, if I recall.

manyak posted:

Thats a good trolling angle but those people are all cheering for Cormier who presents as a Swaggy famous black athlete like 1/1000th as much as Jones

Eat This Glob posted:

black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold, our poo poo all comes from the same little hole. i'm just a human. we're all just humans

Google Butt posted:

Lol

niethan posted:

Triticum Guzzler posted:

you may know jds as a professional athlete and question why he married someone ugly, but equally some homely brazilian woman knew him as a homeless dishwasher with male pattern baldness nicknamed "gypsy" whose only appreciable skill was violence. if anything he was punching above his weight

Triticum Guzzler posted:

what's the harm in letting someone who's 3-0 in the ufc and has looked impressive every time fight someone on the lower end of the top 10?

CommonShore posted:

Isn't that basically what bendo said after his losses to RDA and Pettis?

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

*the lights go out in the arena as choral music begins pouring through the PA system*
*spot lights come on and snap to a masked figure descending into the cage on a suspended platform. He appears to be wearing half of a pajamas*
"What! Who is that? Who can it be who would challenge Mark Hunt on his home turf" cries Mike Goldberg.
"Actually Mike," interjects Joe Rogan,"Mark Hunt is from New Zealand."
*As the music crescendos, the man tears his mask off, revealing a bleeding cut and a steely visage*
"THE LAST EMPEROR, FEDOR EMELIANENKO, IS, IN THIS FIGHT, THE CHALLENGER TO MARK HUNT, INSIDE THE OCTAGON!" ejaculates Mike
*An intense staredown ensues, bruce buffer does the first in-octagon 1080, and the bell rings*
*Fedor winds up his best fastball as mark hunt comes over the top of it, causing a temporary rift in space*.
*after the abyssal creatures are forced back into the tear and the remains of the devoured audience members are cleaned up, Joe descends upon the octagon for an interview*
"Alright, first I'm here with the winner, Mark Hunt! Mark, walk us through this beautiful punch!"
"Hello Australia. Hello Sydney! Pretty fun, yeah? Nice to be at home. I love my kids, Praise the lord."
*Joe stares over to Mike, unsure what to do as Mark pulls away and heads for the nearest food vendor.*
"Alright, I'm here with Fedor. Fedor, the fans have been waiting for your UFC debut for years. You're one of the best in the world, but Mark gave you a run for your money tonight. What do you have to say after making your long awaited debut?"
through a translator: "I trained hard, and I am but I was worried I would not make enough money which is very distracting to the training. In the end, the aboriginal wizards in the crowd were too powerful for me to overcome."
*Fedor turns to leave*
"Well, congratulations on an interesting UFC debut, we hope to see you again."
*Gas fills the arena. As the occupants begin to get drowsy, Vladimir Putin appears accompanied by several KBG.*
"This event never happened. You saw nothing. You will remember nothing. Sydney is now part of Russia, a 100000 ruble award is available for information leading to the arrest of the dangerous militant mark hunt."
*Somewhere, far away, Barack Obama senses without even seeing that his best man, Mark Hunt, couldn't get the job done. The UFC heavyweight division the site of his own personal bay of pigs*

manyak posted:

Even though im a Nerd, Im gonna work out and get mad laid [sees girls fawn over guy with big biceps and chest] That guy probably isnt athletic at all.. he skips leg day, i work out for performance, its way different [realizes im bad at every sport and the Bicep guy is more athletic than me] Oh uhh.. actually I lift weight for the numbers. i lift heavy things and put them down, LOL! [sees a buff guy lifting more weight than me] hmm.. that guy's posture probably fuckin sucks. Bet he's gonna have.. shoulder girdle problems and poo poo. My posture is ridiculously off the chain

-Atom- posted:

It's funny how reactions to any given situation is directly proportional to how liked or hated the fighter happens to be.

Stay consistent, y'all.