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vapoursquid

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Funnypost Collabo posted:

Trying to date in Tempe Arizona is really hard because almost all the women my age are megahotties doing cool things with their lives that have no time for someone like me.

you need to make yourself worth the time thats the whole point

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deep dish peat moss

I only like basic bitches anyway. I just want a kind-of-cute girl with low self esteem who wants to lay in bed and watch movies with me.

cuntman.net

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Do you mean you would just follow me around making airquotes?

im sure id figure sometghing out

deep dish peat moss

Let me know when you're in Tempe, Arizona and we can work it out.

vapoursquid

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My family keeps putting poo poo in front of my door like an absurd amount of poo poo I tried to leave my room but I've been barricaded in send help

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why do you need to leave?

ForeverSmug

Is there a good Chinese place in Tempe?

ForeverSmug

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I don't understand why you would even come here if you're not an ASU student. This is the worst city.

reasons

vapoursquid

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i tripped over this pile of poo poo going to bed and in the last half hour my brother has proceeded to pile even more crap on my door this is absurd

vapoursquid

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can't I get any loving respect in this world

ForeverSmug

I went to the gas station to get a slushie before my medicine kicked in

vapoursquid

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ForeverSmug posted:

I went to the gas station to get a slushie before my medicine kicked in

I'm extremely concerned about you!

ForeverSmug

When I left home my parents told me if I left I couldn't come back and blocked off my bedroom door

ForeverSmug

vapoursquid posted:

I'm extremely concerned about you!

is this a byob maymay

vapoursquid

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ForeverSmug posted:

When I left home my parents told me if I left I couldn't come back and blocked off my bedroom door

!!!

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i wonder if i should have a turkey sandwich. i'd have to go to the kitchen. the only food i have here are these mexican marzipan snacks but it's not even marzipan it's peanuts and it's called mazapan...

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




hi

vapoursquid

none other

ForeverSmug posted:

is this a byob maymay

Idk what that is

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i'm sick of mexican peanut mazapan. sick to my stomach.

vapoursquid

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Classicist posted:

i wonder if i should have a turkey sandwich. i'd have to go to the kitchen. the only food i have here are these mexican marzipan snacks but it's not even marzipan it's peanuts and it's called mazapan...

I'd say go for it but watch out for spiders

ForeverSmug

You know

like an epic maymay

it is a internet joke

I think Herr Lowtax deems them catchphrases on SA tho

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vapoursquid posted:

I'd say go for it but watch out for spiders

ikr

vapoursquid

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ForeverSmug posted:

You know

like an epic maymay

it is a internet joke

I think Herr Lowtax deems them catchphrases on SA tho

i'm actually just worried about your well being

vapoursquid

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Hello

deep dish peat moss

ForeverSmug posted:

Is there a good Chinese place in Tempe?

http://pongpongtempe.com/about.html is ok, not the best but it's good enough, cheap, big portions and free delivery

http://www.peiwei.com/index.aspx is better than pong pong but not free delivery and smaller portions

There's PF Chang's on Mill if you want something upscale and more expensive

http://sabaiaz.com/ Thai food but ridiculously good. A little pricey (like ~10 a plate). Live music, pretty good date spot.

ForeverSmug

First night I got my apartment after being homeless for two weeks I went to bed and woke up in the middle.of.the night with a crawling all over me

Apparently a spider had crawled into my futon mattress and lated eggs

Then I had to miss work the next Monday BC I had a seizure in the shower

vapoursquid

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What kind of poo poo name is Tempe anyway

ForeverSmug

Funnypost Collabo posted:

http://pongpongtempe.com/about.html is ok, not the best but it's good enough, cheap, big portions and free delivery

http://www.peiwei.com/index.aspx is better than pong pong but not free delivery and smaller portions

There's PF Chang's on Mill if you want something upscale and more expensive

http://sabaiaz.com/ Thai food but ridiculously good. A little pricey (like ~10 a plate). Live music, pretty good date spot.

Of changs ain't good Chinese food. I need actual barely-english Chinese people making my food.for the magic to happen.

ForeverSmug

vapoursquid posted:

What kind of poo poo name is Tempe anyway

Probably Indian(feather)

vapoursquid

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I severely doubt tempe is a hotspot for authentic asian cuisine to be really honest

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is this one poison? saw it yesterday.

vapoursquid

none other
if a spider wants you dead you'll be dead

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ForeverSmug posted:

First night I got my apartment after being homeless for two weeks I went to bed and woke up in the middle.of.the night with a crawling all over me

Apparently a spider had crawled into my futon mattress and lated eggs

Then I had to miss work the next Monday BC I had a seizure in the shower

condolences.

vapoursquid

none other
a spider lives in my downstairs bathroom he is my friend

deep dish peat moss

ForeverSmug posted:

Of changs ain't good Chinese food. I need actual barely-english Chinese people making my food.for the magic to happen.

I know just the place http://asialeeaz.com/

There's a part of Tempe we affectionately call "The Horn" because it has a high population of Sudanese people and Asia Lee is positioned right in the center of The Horn. The guys who work there don't even really speak English. Last time I ordered their delivery boy was a rotund little chinese kid who couldn't even communicate how much I owed him, he just handed me a receipt and pointed at it

ForeverSmug

Funnypost Collabo posted:

I know just the place http://asialeeaz.com/

There's a part of Tempe we affectionately call "The Horn" because it has a high population of Sudanese people and Asia Lee is positioned right in the center of The Horn. The guys who work there don't even really speak English. Last time I ordered their delivery boy was a rotund little chinese kid who couldn't even communicate how much I owed him, he just handed me a receipt and pointed at it

yes

this is good

vapoursquid

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this is def.the part of tempe you should be at

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i made the sandwich. half a sandwich. whole wheat, smoked turkey breast, dijon mustard. water to drink. chilled.

ForeverSmug

who Should?

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deep dish peat moss

A large portion of the Sudanese Lost Boys wound up in Tempe and they're all cool as gently caress and really genuinely very good and nice people and worth hanging out with any time you get the chance

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