What's your favorite instrument?

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Mine is the skin flute

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:03

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:03

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Rusty trombone.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:06

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

Harmonic gastrophone

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:08

Shithouse Dave: Aug 5, 2007; each post manufactured to the highest specifications

That's when u burp and fart at the same time

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:09

enzeen: Sep 23, 2010

skin whistle

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:13

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:14

Corey Plumper: Nov 22, 2008

Im going to go suck a wiener lol

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:15

free Trapt CD: Aug 22, 2013; *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

the trumpets from Revelations

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:23

ZombieParts: Jul 18, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

skinflute

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:27

lilljonas: May 6, 2007; We got crabs? We got crabs!

Flesh banjo

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:28

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

How about a harp

A harp made of dick

# ? Sep 1, 2014 11:52

schnibs: Jan 10, 2006; I know this corner of the earth, it smiles at me

Pink oboe

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:34

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

mines the sprinkler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_D2IfpF3g

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:35

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

A jew's harp

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:41

MOOBS!: Dec 10, 2013

the clapper

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:44

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

gaytar

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:45

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

jews harp

editfuck: beaten

# ? Sep 1, 2014 12:45

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

COMPUTER!

# ? Sep 1, 2014 13:03

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Oscilloscope or vectorscope with an ohmeter a close third

# ? Sep 1, 2014 13:09

Rapman the Cook: Aug 24, 2013; by Ralp

Penis

# ? Sep 1, 2014 13:10

baw: Nov 5, 2008; RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

piano is the best instrument, idiots

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:46

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:49

jejeje: Dec 25, 2004; fetus

That one where you put wax paper onto a comb

http://www.ehow.com/how_6292619_make-kazoo-out-comb.html

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:50

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Texas

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:53

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

Skin guitar

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:56

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

ZombieParts posted:

skinflute

im gay

# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:58

Cosmik Slop: Oct 9, 2007; What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Wet hot throbbing vaginal hurdy-gurdy

# ? Sep 1, 2014 16:16

Office Thug: Jan 17, 2008; Luke Cage just shut you down!

nuclear magnetic resonance spectrometer

# ? Sep 1, 2014 16:17

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

organ

# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:37

tap my mountain: Jan 1, 2009; I'm the quick and the deadly

Tuba full of poop

# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:59

Guy Fleegman: Jul 8, 2009; by XyloJW

Tweezers.

# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:31

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

this

# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:53

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

*desperately rushes to post sexual reference*

*cracks knuckles, leans back, pats self on back*

*sweats profusely while fat fingering f5 waiting for an empty quote*

# ? Sep 1, 2014 20:59

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

uG posted:

*desperately rushes to post sexual reference*

*cracks knuckles, leans back, pats self on back*

*sweats profusely while fat fingering f5 waiting for an empty quote*

# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:00