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Hypothyroidism is real. As is forgetting to eat.
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Propaganda Machine posted:Hypothyroidism is real. I am very guilty of the latter.
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An insult for everyone in the other thread:
Last but not least: diqnol has ladybits between his legs and massive knickers from large hindquarters stretching them out.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:18
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My space fedora is ripe for tipping, m'lord. Where is the battlefield?
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Sep 4, 2014 04:19
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Right here right now. We are insulting the other thread. Hurry we need more insults.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:21
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Keane enjoys telling people he just met that during his stand up routine there was a line. What he always fails to mention though it was a line to the toliet.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:27
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Instead of dumping her baby at any restroom Diqnol's mother went out of her way to find a gas station with a restroom you need a key for to abandon her child.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:28
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diqnol has recently got a job as a model for a political cartoonist for whenever they need to remember how to draw the republican symbol.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:30
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keane specializes in prop comedy so he has an excuse to buy extra food
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Sep 4, 2014 04:31
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mr.capps posted:keane specializes in prop comedy so he has an excuse to buy extra food Then it becomes poop comedy when he clogs the toilet at his friends apartment with a big turd
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Sep 4, 2014 04:33
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Keane's comedy is so bad even Mencia refuses to steal from him
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Sep 4, 2014 04:34
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keane has recently been seen around all the big networks pitching a pilot titled "127 hours: the time i got my rear end stuck in the toliet: based on a true story"
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Sep 4, 2014 04:36
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switch the game so this is me v keane
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Sep 4, 2014 04:37
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i am going to insult everyone in this thread.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:40
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keane's facebook likes: horse anus just shoot me hunger games centuar anus the secert gilmore girls greek myths about zeus being a bull 8 simple rules
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Sep 4, 2014 04:40
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GulagDolls posted:i am going to insult everyone in this thread. You fool, you'll destroy us all!
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Sep 4, 2014 04:41
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It's sad that the other thread needs help from us to insult us
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Sep 4, 2014 04:42
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if you zoom in with your web browser, and i mean like really really close, you will realize the medal icon diqnol has actually contains the following text, "3rd special olympics hurdling champion"
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Sep 4, 2014 04:44
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one day keane said to me "lets go on a road trip" i shrugged and said yeah and so we set off kinda aimlessly, though keane really wanted to visit the corn palace so that was going to be our stopping point. as soon as we set off though keane immediately wanted to go to the bath room. so we pulled over at the nearest gas station and he went in and did his business. the thing is not 30 minutes later on the road, he said the same thing. you can see where this is going, we stopped at over 2 dozen gas stations over the course of 3 hours, and i was getting a bit pissed off. we stopped at one more station, and finally i had to go to the bathroom too, so I waited for keane to get out of the rest room and I went in. the floor was covered in bits of shredded toilet paper. like really really tiny bits. the whole floor. over the course of the road trip i would finally work up the courage to ask keane what the gently caress he was doing. he would turn to me and answer, "when we were driving everything kept shaking so i had to create some snow to check if we were in a snowglobe" that is the last time i saw keane before he went to the asylum.
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Sep 4, 2014 04:56
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I realized Diqnol's thread didn't have a cool flag like ours so I felt bad and made them one. I'm sorry I took the markers I used to my students so diqnol's is b&w only but you guys in the other thread are free to use it
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Sep 4, 2014 05:00
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I sent you my stats Opop please don't yell at me anymore. I'm currently too hopped up on cold medication and lack of sleep to understand the rules. I got off the plane this morning and nearly had a panic attack at the thought of having to drive for two more hours to get home. I slept for 3 hours at my parents house but that was like 3 hours in the last 36 hours so I'm pretty out of it.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:01
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Little Mac posted:I realized Diqnol's thread didn't have a cool flag like ours so I felt bad and made them one. I'm sorry I took the markers I used to my students so diqnol's is b&w only but you guys in the other thread are free to use it just don't ask for the flag back after this is all over because it will come back yellow and sticky
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Sep 4, 2014 05:02
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Asiina posted:I'm currently too hopped up on cold medication and lack of sleep to understand the rules. this is why we have a guideline 
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Sep 4, 2014 05:02
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asiina has been posting about being on a plane for the last seven days
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Sep 4, 2014 05:03
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GulagDolls posted:asiina has been posting about being on a plane for the last seven days i think i saw an unsolved mysteries episode about this
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Sep 4, 2014 05:04
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GulagDolls posted:asiina has been posting about being on a plane for the last seven days Well there was a vacation in between that time when I didn't post. But the traveling back hosed me up real good. I don't think I'll ever take a red eye again, I don't care how much cheaper it is. I'm basically delirious at this point so I'm gonna go to bed and pray it is better in the morning.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:06
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GulagDolls posted:asiina has been posting about being on a plane for the last seven days mr.capps posted:i think i saw an unsolved mysteries episode about this This made me laugh. Thanks. 
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Sep 4, 2014 05:07
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mr.capps posted:keane really wanted to visit the corn palace I know you typed out a bunch of other horrible stuff but this right here is the absolute worst. midwest 
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Sep 4, 2014 05:15
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Keane, over the course of our roadtrip, kept bringing up the ghost blow job scene in ghost busters. Everytime there was a bit of silence, a lull in the conversation, he would bring it up with a hollow look in his eyes.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:16
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I drove all the way to the corn palace one time and it was closed. I will make an excellent melee fighter.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:21
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natx posted:I drove all the way to the corn palace one time why
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Sep 4, 2014 05:22
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CCKeane posted:I'm sorry you're too young to enjoy comedy classic Ghostbusters, Capps. Other things Capps is too young to enjoy: alcohol, cigars, renting a car, driving a car, seeing a PG-13 movie without a parental guardian. Its funny that keane would say the last one since he isn't allowed to see PG-13 movies in theaters in case children are there.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:23
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Now Keane hasn't done anything bad, its just that I discovered that not only would he repeatedly bring up the ghost blow job scene in our road trip, but he went around school playgrounds and asked kids about it.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:24
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keane's favorite sport is dodgeball because it involves pins, throwing balls and fancy footwork with none of the risk of killing toddlers by accidentally throwing bowling balls at their heads
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Sep 4, 2014 05:35
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It was on the way to someplace else and the brochure made it look impressive.
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Sep 4, 2014 05:38
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natx posted:It was on the way to someplace else and the brochure made it look impressive. So you weren't driving to the corn palace, you were driving past the corn palace. Driving past is unavoidable. Driving to is inexcusable.
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Sep 4, 2014 07:16
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One man in this thread. One man we are waiting for. That man... has no taste...
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Sep 4, 2014 07:16
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natx posted:It was on the way to someplace else and the brochure made it look impressive. Are we talking about the Corn Palace in South Dakota or is there another one?
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Sep 4, 2014 07:17
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busb posted:One man in this thread. One man we are waiting for. That man... has no taste... Last I knew he was phone posting and somewhat incapacitated.
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what in the loving f*ck is a corn palace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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