Someone on Reddit posted:

Could this be a government posing as a hacker in order to discredit the threat to mainstream currencies? I don't think so, but I do think conspiracy theories will be abound!

Soricidus posted:

in the basement of the NSA, in a darkened room illuminated only by the sinister glow of monitors and blinking leds, crouches lt. col. judas b schiller, us cyber command.

the credentials prism gave him were correct: he has just logged into sourceforge with the account of the cryptoterrorist who threatens the very existence of the state he is sworn to protect. now it is time to fight back.

sweating, lt. col. schiller carefully types the word "buttcoin," then pauses to admire it. with increasing confidence he continues: "is a peer to peer butt."

america is saved.

marlowe can you go posted:

Kind of meaningless if you haven't read any of the Ulillillia threads but I'm PMF anyway.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

I assume uli is the fat one

Arglebargle III posted:

I just realized something out of the blue this morning: babies BITE. Hard. If you've ever hung out with a nursing mother you know they bite all the time.

Suetonius is just full of poo poo.

Cyrano4747 posted:

I can't believe I'm actually trying to logically think this through in my head but here we go. . .

1) A nipple is extremely sensitive to pressure - seriously tweak your own nipple right now. You don't even need to hit it especially hard or be lactating or aroused or anything to get a flash of pain/pleasure there that you won't see applying a similar squeeze to your ear, nose, elbow, or even genitals.

2) A turgid penis is a lot stiffer and more resisting than your average nipple. You can actually squeeze one pretty loving hard without it getting painful. Even the head can take a lot more in the way of being smashed or squeezed than a nipple. These things are designed to be the penetrating prow of a mighty trireme, after all.

3) Babies don't have teeth. That's where most of the bad parts of biting during a blowjob happen. As long as skin isn't broken and they aren't dragged down the length like a loving rasp there's actually a time and place for nibbling in a good blowjob. "Nibbling" a nipple? Man, you better either be mostly just applying pressure with your lips or have some fine loving motor control over your jaw.

4) Finally: Purple nurples hurt like a motherfucker. Something similiar-ish doesn't have anything like the same affect when applied to a hard dick.

In short, as the owner/operator of both a dick and a set of (admittedly male) nipples I'm not entirely sure that Suetonius is writing about impossibilities here.

And now, having spent my morning coffee contemplating the logistics of blowjobs from infants, I'm going to go do anything else for the rest of the day and try to forget I ever sat down to think this through.

carrion kit posted:

*jreks cord*

doo doo doo..

*jerks harder*

DOO DOO DOOB

*big gay hard fuckin teeth gritting jerk*

DOOB DOOB DOOB DOOB

IT"S BACK ON!!

Captain Gordon posted:

Emote talk:

I am sorry, but absolutely every single person who uses emotes in this game does so almost exclusively as a BM. I really don't understand how anyone could think otherwise after playing games on the internet.

It is a free to play game where you play against random opponents. There is literally 0 reason to be polite to anyone and Blizzard cant possibly enforce positive behavior given how the emote system is designed.

Also, after watching streams, it is easy to see that everyone gets mad at everything in Hearthstone, so everyone else wants to be that guy who generates grief through his "skillful plays".

If you think emotes in Hearthstone are used for any kind of positive interaction, you are incredibly naive.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

He's not.

THE PENETRATOR posted:

is he in that pic because the 2nd not fat guy doesnt seem like an artist to me

THE PENETRATOR posted:

hm well it seems like the fat goon is the huge autist here which makes sense lol

Tae posted:

So I just realized the Buffalo Bills are worth less than Minecraft going by selling price.

Volkerball posted:

Well you can't beat minecraft in 3 hours.

Gestalt Intellect posted:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

2008/2012 election.

The Glumslinger posted:

internet inc posted:

You can also devote your life to it and get nothing in return.

Eifert Posting posted:

Which?

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

i dont want any semen in my mouth

Ericadia posted:

its easy to say this when you're sitting and theorizing, but out there in the field things are different, rules go out the window and you just have to do what you have to do

Al Cowens posted:

It was really bad and the prominent posters were outed as horrifying fuckup gigantic hypocrite gross shitstains but there's a nice offsite fo"lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora "lookin good there... fat gently caress. stupid gently caress fat. youre probably an mra pua. obese gently caress knukcle." then i turn to the hot girl that works at the front desk while i do IT and tell her about how i dont own a single fedora

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

I'm just not sure what broke here:

Everdraed posted:

DoctorWhat posted:

And for those having difficulty transcoding JPGs to MP3:

Everdraed posted:

If you're one of those weird people who doesn't analyze the waveform of every image you see on the internet, that audio produces this when viewed as a logarithmic spectrogram:

StashAugustine posted:

Does anyone have the fyad gooncamp thread?

Mister Adequate posted:

if Leicester becomes a new center of a federated UK we pledge to bulldoze Derby to the ground, bomb the rubble to ashes, then vaporize the ashes into atoms, then use antimatter to annihilate those atoms.

Guavanaut posted:

The Luftwaffe tried that with Coventry, and it just came back worse.

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

That's not a lifehack, that's just a pretty good prank. Especially if you put a few of them up.

Meatwave posted:

They should call that prank "The Pistorius."

Jeherrin posted:

This is the Redditor behind the sub-Reddit 'TheFappening' which was created to share the leaked celebrity nude pictures.



Apparently, he also posts and moderates on forums about 'asexuality and cocaine use'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...cy-invaded.html

Ragequit posted:

His teeth are like a junior high dance.

Geokinesis posted:

PK Starstorm posted:

How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves?

Karma Monkey posted:

Depends.

Costello Jello posted:

same, I want the anuses of everyone around me to look like the mouth of a Yep Yep, just flapping around dumbly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhKhGyUnc2E

newreply.php posted:

ive never worked in the food industry but i did deliver tv's for a while and if there was one certainty it was that rich fucks never ever tipped you for hauling their huge tv (these were the crt days and even early lcd's were easily 10" thick) inside their huge home where you had to take care not to touch anything

poor and average people tipped crazy good tho and always offered a drink or something. an old lady once gave me €50 for plugging her telephone cable back in (not a metaphor)

Luvcow posted:

Yep. Poorer the person (UMASS, Hampshire etc.), the more likely they were to tip me, or give me beer or bong hits. Rich kids at Amherst college? Only a few ever even gave tips.

No. 6 posted:

Poor people are bad at managing money.

Machai posted:

Meatwave posted:

I wish I knew a mod so I could get this as a tall avatar:

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Buddy, if you're looking for a tall avatar, you chose the wrong subject.

Sappo569 posted:

I lust for Kanye West death

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Why? He'll just be back in 3 days.

p0zer posted:

Whoa. That part of the book read to me as if he was just having an odd train of thought that could take you down a trail that may wind up with you thinking "then maybe a horse could be the pope". I did not read it as a statement of "I think a horse can be the pope".

Krinkle posted:

I would not complain about dicks though, it's fine. Draw more dicks and dudes sucking on dicks. Make the babies squirm boo hoo my culture saturated in tits and rear end made me look at a gay dick once every third sunday.

Over There posted:

I'm gonna mark this thread as unread and never come back

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You can leave anytime, but you can never truly escape. The memory of this thread will haunt you, like a tiny twitch at the base of your skull. It's dizzying highs and vulgar lows will swim among your id and ego, never truly disappearing. Like a spot of bleach, once applied, it can never truly be removed. Do you see? The thought of returning here will make you physically retch, but the thought of never coming backs hurts more than any hunger could. One day, amid remembering the horrors of dick-knife, or poo poo-dick, or any one of a hundred dick-based horrors, you'll wonder if maybe some cool pics were posted. Do you see! That will be your undoing, and you'll slowly slink back, to witness the divine horrors upon display.

Perhaps a firecracker dick!

Or a cheese-grater dick! Do You See?!

Or maybe, just maybe curling-iron dick! DO YOU SEE!

Where this thread is going, you don't need inline images to see.

DO YOU SEE! DO YOU SEEEEE!!!!!!

Hogge Wild posted:

WarpedNaba posted:

Christ almighty, Germany manages to finally confirm one of the many global stereotypes regarding it

Randler posted:

Maybe the Germans are just better at locating and tracking minorities.

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

I don't have archives, does anyone have that series of incredible posts about how horses are the dumbest animals alive and constantly do poo poo like get scared and break their own ankles trying to run away?

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

On the way home from work today I was behind a truck with the following bumper/window stickers: "Keep Calm and Chive On", a stick person family with only one person and a bunch of pets and "My Brother is in the Army". I felt it really told a sad, sad story that they probably didn't mean to tell.

SALT CURES HAM posted:

Yeah, but fortunately execs seem to be ignoring that and (at least up until very recently) dickriding them because of how much of a success The Matrix was.

Vargo posted:

There is no way that you are clever enough to make a joke this subtle intentionally.

mind the walrus posted:

It's actually gotten really really sad in the past few months. Granted I'm not contributing so I'm sure I don't have the right to comment, but I remember when these threads used to be the place to go to stay ahead of the culture curve, and now it's just..... not.