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Machai
Feb 21, 2013


PK Starstorm posted:

How loving thick are the pads that woman's using to successfully create the image of curves? :psyduck:

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

a kitten posted:

Wtf. Pro Target? I thought that guy died in the flames of old BYOB.

edit: :protarget:

he is the newest BYOB IK

sorry, fuhrer

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

theflyingorc posted:

in case anyone doesn't get it:

In the review of PLANES, a person who writes for the front page of this website wrote this:

hahaha what

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

At least I hope he's bonkers, else his tendency to see gender dynamics and boners everywhere is a lot more worrying.

How could he be anything but?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

tehloki posted:

You don't need to read FYAD to appreciate a guy making a complete rear end out of himself IMO

the fact that he is doing it while attacking FYAD adds an extra level of hilarity and futility

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

If anyone missed the drama about ArcheAge (a korean mmo), basically a known pedo from EVE (Bobfrommarketing) was a key player in beta and the beginning of release until it was publicly pointed out that he was a pedo. There was a huge shitstorm about this during which several iterations of the AA thread in mmohmo got gassed and some of the posters from imp zone and others trolled all the pedo defenders.

My favorite part of all this is the tale of Tokaii, the oldest goon and an ex cop/teacher, who was banned for splitting hairs like an idiot. He came back, was harassed some more for being an idiot and then tried to get banned again but failed.

Here is his original ban:

Tokaii posted:

First, I am 72 and on so many medications that no woman, man or child could turn me on so I have no monkey in this circus.

But if people are going to act like hysterical housewives over the BFM thing at least get some facts right.

Assuming what has been posted so far is correct and this girl was 14-15 and lived in Iceland:

1. This makes him at worst a hebephile not a pedophile. It is a not insignificant difference as this is a lesser mental aberration. If she was 15 she may, depending on development have passed out of hebephile range and this would be no aberration at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia

2. In America, for example, we incorrectly use the word pedophile for a man having sex with a 17 year old girl. Psychologists know that study after study (brain imaging, etc)show that men of all ages find females most attractive around age 16. But we have decided to protect these girls just as we have decided to protect many things by law. So that man with the 17 year old is breaking the law, but is not mentally aberrant.

3. The age of consent in Iceland is, indeed 15. So this BFM person was either legal or one year below legal and either non-aberrant or barely a hebephile.

So, in my opinion, BFM was a jerk back then and may be a jerk now, I don't know. Kicking him out was fine. But those of you acting like he was a baby-raper-murderer and SCT can never be forgiven for even giving him the benefit of the doubt for a few days are being ridiculously over-righteous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

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Here is a nice comic BBG made about the post

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Hello Pedophile thread, I made an image for Tokaii, if he still lurks (he does)




Tokaii responds to the trolls even though he knows it is a dumb thing to do.

Tokaii posted:

"Based on" the way movies are "based on" a true story. The true story is there was nothing in that thread about me being a pedo and only a mod's bizarre interpretation of my words could have me supporting pedo's. The true story is that I despise pedo's and am probably the only one here who has ever put a pedo in prison. The true storry is a bunch of childish trolls taking over a thread and seeking their pvp here rather than in the game.

I know the smart thing to not respond to trolls, but anyone who has read my cop threads knows it is not in my nature to accept attacks meekly. When things like this persist new goons or those not in these threads will hear "Tokaii the pedo" and assume there is some truth there.

I know honor and reputation are joke words on the internet, but not to me.I wish even a few of those who have sent me private messages of support would have the courage to speak publically.

Have at it.

Tokaii posted:

I do understand this. But the fact that they want me to reply and will mock me when I do does not change my reluctance to let them define who I am.

I despise these keyboard cowards almost as much as I do pedo's. It's the same mentality.

I guess I can't be so much older without having different attitudes.


Finally, he gives up. Those horrible trolls have won and Kewpuh has some sort of secret agenda.

Tokaii posted:

I guess they win. I can't wallow in this sewer any longer.

I remember when mods banned people for making GBS threads up the intended purpose of a thread.

This mod has a different agenda.


He then makes a thread to say goodbye and attempt to be banned, and someone replies with the quote about hebephilia

Tokaii posted:

I don't want to waste the time of anyone who doesn't know me here on SA. If you do know me it may be from one of my threads which were favorably received over the 10 years I"ve been a member such as:

Memories of an old Chicago Cop http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1588985

Ask me about being an old fart http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3443011&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Oldest Goon Turns 70 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498530&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Now 72 I've often been asked what I was doing on a forum of people much younger than I and also in the mmo games I play with other goons. Until this last week or so I always felt that, while different in age, I still could fit in well enough.

A mod in the Games Forum and the trolls he chooses not to control have convinced me otherwise. I am not fit for a culture which encourages lies and character assassination in what is supposed to be a discussion of a game while saying, 'Don't respond, it only makes it worse."

I'm not foolish enough to expect SA or the internet to change for me so I'm just going to leave now.

To those of you who have enjoyed my threads and comments over the years and told me so, thank you and goodbye.

To those who don't know me and read this anyway, sorry to have taken up your time.

Edit: Several of those trolls from that thread have already shown up in the first few replies in this thread. And yes, this is a ban me request. I can't seem to find a "Quit SA" option.

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The next morning, he finally figures out how to autoban.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Mans posted:

(about men who think women orgasms are a myth\rarity)

tbf it probably is rare when your partner is a goon

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Improbable Lobster posted:

From the edit history:

reddit/tokaii is leaking

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

From the Super Hornio Brothers (a mario bros porn parody) thread in GBS


WilltheMagicAsian posted:

it was called double dick panic in Japan

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

It's like every time she posts, no matter how innocuous, someone goes ballistic immediately.

And have you seen how much she posts? 300+ posts per day :eyepop: People must be blowing up all over the place!

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


Harry Potter is a goon?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Pharnakes posted:

Wait, "autistic" has an alternate sexual meaning?

anal

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

theflyingorc posted:

...how do you do a drug that you don't enjoy and puts you straight into the hospital THREE TIMES

addiction?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Am I my brother's keeper? Should I tell him what games to play and how? Hmmmmm, probably not.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Weatherman posted:

That would have been a strain, yes. Those poor horses!

what? they aren't poor, they have a crapload of gold!

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Small Frozen Thing posted:

His brand of humor has a pretty high risk/reward ratio

P sure the probes/bans are actually part of the humor

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

mr.capps posted:

When you think about it quoting yourself in the quote thread and masturbating in front of a mirror are very similar.

actually it would be more like masturbating on a live web feed

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

LLJK - Lame Like Josef K.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

First, I am 72 and on so many medications that no woman, man or child could turn me on so I have no monkey in this circus.

But if people are going to act like hysterical housewives over the BFM thing at least get some facts right.

Assuming what has been posted so far is correct and this girl was 14-15 and lived in Iceland:

1. This makes him at worst a hebephile not a pedophile. It is a not insignificant difference as this is a lesser mental aberration. If she was 15 she may, depending on development have passed out of hebephile range and this would be no aberration at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia

2. In America, for example, we incorrectly use the word pedophile for a man having sex with a 17 year old girl. Psychologists know that study after study (brain imaging, etc)show that men of all ages find females most attractive around age 16. But we have decided to protect these girls just as we have decided to protect many things by law. So that man with the 17 year old is breaking the law, but is not mentally aberrant.

3. The age of consent in Iceland is, indeed 15. So this BFM person was either legal or one year below legal and either non-aberrant or barely a hebephile.

So, in my opinion, BFM was a jerk back then and may be a jerk now, I don't know. Kicking him out was fine. But those of you acting like he was a baby-raper-murderer and SCT can never be forgiven for even giving him the benefit of the doubt for a few days are being ridiculously over-righteous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

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shameful

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