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Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...


Fallen Rib

Take the biggest one, put it in a bottle of tequila, and gift the bottle to a friend.

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KlavoHunter
Aug 3, 2006
"Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

graft the worm onto where your penis once was

DarkFleetOne
Nov 11, 2012


Put in you are mouth and then it will replace your tongue and you can be alien for Halloween.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


You don't have no drat aquarium and you drat sure don't have no drat worm.

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

put dick in aquarium

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



fish and worms are good for cleaning the smegma from ytour dick head. try it, today, they nibble and it feels good too, but sometimes you make more because of this!!!!!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]


A Mom's ONE trick to get more dick cheese, cut guys HATE her!!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



well how big are they? what color are they and what shape??? give us something to work with here, bub

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

lonesomedwarf posted:

fish and worms are good for cleaning the smegma from ytour dick head. try it, today, they nibble and it feels good too, but sometimes you make more because of this!!!!!

There was a goon who went into PI asking if jacking off into his fishtank was a good way to feed the fish. He was gonna be doing it anyway, so might as well hit two birds with one stone. The jackbooted mods over there instantly banned him. A shame posting innovators are crushed under in the name of conformity


Strongylocentrotus posted:

Don't know about good babby pics but here's a page on IDing helldeathworms in your marine aquarium, scroll halfway down where it talks about Eunice/Eunicid worms, apparently all of them have 5 big antennae on their lil worm heads

dunno, none of them say anything about swimming, and it doesn't look like any of these really. It was pretty hard to tell if it had bristles or oars or whatever as its flippers. I only noticed only two tentacles and i couldn't really see any eyes, just the head seemed darker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



punch the worm in the head to render it unconscious and take a pic to post here

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

a hole-y ghost posted:

well how big are they? what color are they and what shape??? give us something to work with here, bub

1" long big one, 1/4" inc holng little one.

Both were white/silvery/fleshtone colored except the head is darker. They had visable segments with some kind of flippers or something on each one, couldn't tell if they were bristles or actually flappers or whatever. 2 Noticable antennas. Swim by "reversE" wave - they undulate their bodys but the wave starts at the butt and goes foreward, unlike a snake or whatever. Really fast and agile, remind me of UFO rods. The bigger one was trying to ram it's head above the water but couldn't break the surface tension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7yAcCclxtw

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



SniperWoreConverse posted:

1" long big one, 1/4" inc holng little one.

Both were white/silvery/fleshtone colored except the head is darker. They had visable segments with some kind of flippers or something on each one, couldn't tell if they were bristles or actually flappers or whatever. 2 Noticable antennas. Swim by "reversE" wave - they undulate their bodys but the wave starts at the butt and goes foreward, unlike a snake or whatever. Really fast and agile, remind me of UFO rods. The bigger one was trying to ram it's head above the water but couldn't break the surface tension
i have not seen this kind of worm. I am sorry.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0j6hBDPdR0

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001

awoo



its probably a mosquito larva

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD8jWvYEHI

Watch all of it, those fish that don't look like fish are going to give me nightmares. gently caress you op.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007






stop playing with your fish and update the KODP thread

if you're so worried about the worms, propitiate Malia and sacrifice 10 cows and then get the god talkers to consult the ancestors or whatever so we can move on

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

f u i don't always have acces to the save it's bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*


Soiled Meat


gently caress the Ocean.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


SniperWoreConverse posted:

theres more than one. The bigger one is the inch long one and theres a smaller 1/4 too. But they scrunch up and it's hard to tell how big they really are

oh god the big one keeps trying to get out
it goes up to the water surface and keeps trying to ram its head out of the water

what if it gets out and bites my penis while i'm sleeping im getting nervous about these things

bites your penis haha no it'll CRAWL UP your penis.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


Pohl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD8jWvYEHI

Watch all of it, those fish that don't look like fish are going to give me nightmares. gently caress you op.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQP5yV9yxFc

Leperflesh posted:

stop playing with your fish and update the KODP thread

if you're so worried about the worms, propitiate Malia and sacrifice 10 cows and then get the god talkers to consult the ancestors or whatever so we can move on

Oh poo poo i forgot about KODP

Only Slightly Bent
Jul 6, 2013


Pohl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpD8jWvYEHI

Watch all of it, those fish that don't look like fish are going to give me nightmares. gently caress you op.

Oceans are filled with nightmare demons.

http://youtu.be/dFhoIu4VKms

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003




Al Borland posted:

Oh poo poo i forgot about KODP

conglaturation, now chaos has invaded your fishtank

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW


scalded schlong posted:

conglaturation, now chaos has invaded your fishtank

well at least something is living in it.

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006


I hear eating worms is the new weight loss fad.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


this is the most exciting thing thats happened in gbs in a while, we have a new pet mascot until it eat the op dick


i can just buy rocks at a pet store and put water in and i might get some weird things living there??

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



SniperWoreConverse posted:

gently caress I dropped my phone in the tank, I can't get pics

fake

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



i like seeing snails on the glass and theyre eating things from the glass and you can see their mouths working

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!








Davincie
Jul 7, 2008



post some pics already, borrow a phone or some siht

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused


How have I never heard of a bobbit worm before reading this thread? Those things are amazing.

Also OP why do you have an aquarium but not something to take a picture with.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010




these are pretty cool but the last one freaks out some primitive part of my brain

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

There's actually 3 different kinds of main aqaurium worms, see if you can pick out which you have: http://www.oscarfish.com/article-home/healthdisease/122-worms-in-tank.html

Edit: NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO THE OP because the link is for freshwater aquariums.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 4, 2014

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

this turned out to be a really cool thread

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005



who the hell keeps fish

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp


Spacedad posted:

There's actually 3 different kinds of main aqaurium worms, see if you can pick out which you have: http://www.oscarfish.com/article-home/healthdisease/122-worms-in-tank.html

Edit: NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO THE OP because the link is for freshwater aquariums.

gently caress this poo poo, just go with the flow and raise an aquarium full of worms and feed them exotic fish.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!

Flavahbeast posted:

its probably a mosquito larva

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

lonesomedwarf posted:

these are pretty cool but the last one freaks out some primitive part of my brain

I think I've become too clinical about this kind of stuff to be freaked out by it, but I feel like years ago it would have freaked me out too.

That said, I bet if I dug around enough I'm sure I could find some icky creature in motion that would produce a similar effect for me.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

WORMWATCH 2014: UPDATE
The worms have returned to the cryptic zone some time in the night
The only indication that something's changed is that some of the fish keep changing color between white and black. I don't know what this means normaly they pick a color and stick with it for a while

Noticed only like 2 of the really small fry, usually there are more but they could have been eaten by parents, hiding, whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



gently caress them, take them out of the tank and gently caress themn

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