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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

nomadologique posted:

it is obviously that horrible ten foot death worm that people posted earlier in this thread, and is going to get really loving big and mean and kick you off the lease and replace you with its girlfriend/boyfriend worm

dude, no way, these have very definite pincers and legs, totally not like that worm. The legs are articulated like bug legs, not bristles like the bobbit worm. Also they are only pale dead white with fleshtone bodies. My working theory is that the skin of the body must be thin because you can sort of make out internal structures a little bit, but it's very indistinct. But they're constantly in motion and never rest against the glass so that I can see it clearly

Also I have not seen the freeswimming worms from the OP in a long rear end time. Now that I think about it I haven't seen Berg the emrald crab in a few weeks too

I have a mega old pice of poo poo cameraphone I guess I can try to get working if I find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

it would be a lot easier if you would just take a couple of

oh gently caress it

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Yeah, yeah, a loving picture goddamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
press your rear end to the glass for a few hours, then quick, get to staples or somewhere with a public copier and copy that poo poo before the impression fades, take the copy over to a scanner and scan, upload -- voila

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010
How is Blondie doing, though?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Good, her kids are starting to get big. She's not quite as bright orange as when I first got her, getting a little hoary, but she's still frisky.

This is what i'm gonna do:
eat lunch
start the water change
when the water's lowered, i'll try to catch one of these things and take a pic of it

I found the cameraphone but the autofocus is hosed up and doesn't work, so I can't take a pick thru the glass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Good, her kids are starting to get big. She's not quite as bright orange as when I first got her, getting a little hoary, but she's still frisky.
ahw thats nice


Save some room

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

how do you not have a camera is tyool 2014?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I basically am waiting to die instead of living a life
also I had a good phone with a pretty good camera but I dropped it in the salt water. Current phone is hosed up camera wise and the other one is bearly acceptable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
preparing the buckets now. No more posts until I catch the thing or get too creeped out and decide not to do it.

Wish me luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

SniperWoreConverse posted:

preparing the buckets now. No more posts until I catch the thing or get too creeped out and decide not to do it.

Wish me luck.

get in there

let's finish this

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
wasn't able to actually catch one, but I was able to expose one. They aren't crabs or worms. Some kind of weird elongated arthropod. I don't think the one i dug out is big enough to move the whole sandbed like I mentioned earlier.

I was only able to get one out. All the other ones were gone. I took a bunch of pics, only one or two were able to "focus," but I have to finish the water change before I post them -- the mangrove roots will dry out and get stunted if I dick around too long.

also have a few misc pix of the crab and fish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
alright so the majority of pics came out as blurry crap, especially the first few when the thing had its head out. This particular one is a lot smaller than the others, but it's not the smallest one in there.


But here it is:









I was taking pics as fast as it would go. After being totally out it was completely buried in and invsable within 5-10 seconds. once it started digging it was fast as gently caress.

Next water change I'll try to find more

Heres a bonus crab:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Dynastes
Oct 17, 2008
Sweet crab.

As far as the other deep sea hell beasts lurking in your tank, they look and sound like one of the 'pods, probably an amphipod or isopod. Should be harmless sand dwelling buddies that eat fish poop.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Holy poo poo you weren't lying.

Also I was expecting goaste as a long con here.

E:

I knoww what you haveeeeee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NmcXUN9iw4

Does / did it look like this?

If so you have a russian death worm. It'll kill everything in your tank


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuHd_cP7FeY

There it is murdering some shrimp. Looks like that in the adult stage.

Its a planaria (not actually a russian death worm) they're hard to get rid of cause you cant squish or cut them up.

Or this happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXN_5SPBPtM


So heres how to get rid of them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saU7S2ybskw

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Oct 15, 2014

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

don't listen to OP the worms are inside him now

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Al Borland posted:

Holy poo poo you weren't lying.

You're right. His camera really does suck.

Al Borland posted:

Its a planaria (not actually a russian death worm) they're hard to get rid of cause you cant squish or cut them up.

Wikipedia posted:

Planaria is a genus of planariid triclad. It reproduces by means of fragmentation.

That is the most :black101: thing ever.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Wild T posted:

You're right. His camera really does suck.



That is the most :black101: thing ever.

go watch the vid i linked about it. It terrifies some Japanese people.

Stockholm
Apr 6, 2010
Op is the best op! Ps where is Berg and why are there no photos of Blondie?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Berg's the green crab I posted, I'll get some of blondie and her kids posted later

Borland that's not what's in there, it has appendages man, it's not that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
Ask GWS how to prepare it.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Al Borland posted:

I was expecting goaste as a long con here.

same


i have no idea what it is OP

but i knew you could do it and i'm proud of you


Wild T posted:

You're right. His camera really does suck.

also this

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
nuke your tank from orbit

it's the only way to be sure

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008
that motherfucker look like a pale rear end centipede. that ain't no loving worm my nigga. worms have no legs.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26067-a-worm-with-legs-no-youre-not-seeing-things.html#.VEB_mPnF-Ag

is named HALLUCIGENIA

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
so there a lot more of them now, or maybe they're more active, or maybe i'm just noticing them more. counted 5 within 3 inches of sand
all of them have receded to the interior

this morning when I looked @ the tank one of my corals was flipped completely upside down, dunno how that happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

mine have claw too, so this must be it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Yes, you totally have a precambrian legged worm. Being extinct for half a billion years cannot stop them. You have awoken them from their long slumber.

You monster.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's called science
look up colecanth these are all real things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
That looks like one of those isopods from the movie The Bay

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
OP, tell us where you live so the nearest Something Awful Member to you can go to your place and offer his $15 dollar phone to take better pics and video of your aquarium.

The_Groove
Mar 15, 2003

Supersonic compressible convection in the sun
looks almost like one of these: http://www.reefkeeping.com/issues/2002-05/rs/index.php

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Leperflesh posted:

Yes, you totally have a precambrian legged worm. Being extinct for half a billion years cannot stop them. You have awoken them from their long slumber.

You monster.

i knew this story had some lovecraftian elements but i didn't realize HOW DEEP THE WORMHOLE WENT

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
also lol let's send this thread to a real scientist he or she will get a real kick out of it after (a) identifying the animal in question in like 2 seconds (b) reading the rest of the spitballing

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
OP IS IT A GLOWY TENTACLE BEAST COMIN 4 UR BUTTHOLE??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPKHcl8sJt8

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
*---RIP DWIGHT--*
| 2014 --- 2014 |
|you were a good|
|fish but hosed|
|too often and a|
| 'lil too gay. |


I like to drink coffee and look @ the fish, and I usually leave the mug out next to the tank like a goony slob. Well, I went to make a pot and he was in there covered with coffee dust and mummified. I don't know if it was suicide or some other aquarium denizen made it look like he jumped. Goodbye Dwight. You loved to bang out the females and you really seemed to enjoy biting Tyrone's dick fin. There will be no calling hours, he'd prefer a quiet, private burial in the traditions of his ancestors. Godspeed my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
What's this, still going on about the worm OP? Have you tried shoving it up your butt yet?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
No. I only practice safe sex.

Other than Dwight dying, the only other thing that's changed in the tank is I keep hearing this random clicking sound and I'm afraid the glass is cracking somewhere I can't see and it's gonna fall apart and flood when i'm not there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Do you have one of those shrimps that do a supersonic clicking with their claw to stun their prey? Because those things are awesome.

If not, maybe you have something stuck in the filter.


e. Also please join the 21st century and get a camera.

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Strongylocentrotus
Jan 24, 2007

Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!
lol if you end up with a mantis shrimp in your aquarium along with all the hellworms and isopods and other crazy poo poo

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