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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



gret posted:

ISIS loves a good doubleheader.

God

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


edgy as a catch fence in Vegas

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005



kidcoelacanth posted:

This is not the Indycar thread

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


NASCAR is dogshit and should be shut down forever.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




The way this conversation has gone is a great sign the Wednesday before the first round of the Chase.

Sheesh, are we gonna survive this?!


CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Fag Boy Jim posted:

Thread is dogshit and should be shut down forever.

Small edit

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000



Toilet Rascal

Jesus Christ, this thread is a fucken horror show. Holy poo poo.

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.


Will you please shut up, I'm trying to watch the parade for Inanimate Carbon Rod.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Jesus Christ, this thread is a fucken horror show. Holy poo poo.

Well, let's make it worse then.

The investigation into Stewart/Ward is over. The DA will decide on a course of action next week.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012



I'm going to post some Richard Petty-related things. Anyone object? No? Alright

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiB13-EN9WU

(Carolina Hurricanes ad. Is that Allen Bestwick I hear at the end?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWVAbyD8iK8

Andy Granatelli FTW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYNX5hKI9uM

Lowe's has a history of sponsoring drivers that win too drat much. (also I would seriously considering investing a "48" lawn mower if such a thing existed in this day and age).

(Kyle)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhDEJS4qERQ

Drink Mello Yello! (I seriously drank that soda a lot growing up mainly because I was a big fan of his.)

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.


The judges would have also accepted a 'Rulebook on a pole' match.

mearn
Aug 2, 2011

Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!



Let Vince Russo book NASCAR.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





mearn posted:

Let Vince Russo book NASCAR.

Do we really want a guy who loves swerves writing it?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Lowe's sponsored Jimmie Johnson to every win, Robby Gordon that one time, Mike Skinner in Japan, and...

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Brett Bodine?

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012



CBJSprague24 posted:

Lowe's sponsored Jimmie Johnson to every win, Robby Gordon that one time, Mike Skinner in Japan, and...

I like Lowes. They are a quality company.

Also they sponsored Adrian Fernandez in both Nationwide and ALMS. Ed Carpenter when he was with Vision too. (Though Hitachi was the main sponsor).

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

WAKE UP


Peanut President posted:

Do we really want a guy who loves swerves writing it?

I do.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Peanut President posted:

Do we really want a guy who loves swerves writing it?

2014 NASCAR Sprint Cup Champ Kasey Kahne

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41n9_n_3_kA

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Wait a minute there's something happening on pit road... NO! NO, DAMMIT! Aric Almirola's pit crew is rampaging through pit road with steel chairs! They just laid out Jimmie Johnson's crew! Now they've thrown Alan Gustafson off the top of his pit box! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS, DAMMIT!

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!



he knows...


Don't be ridiculous guys. Vince Russo would never book NASCAR. His idea would be to reset the points every few weeks, and... Oh.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


so how bad is nascar.com?

so bad you have to advance the story and pictures in their slideshow separately

e-

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at Sep 12, 2014 around 23:58

fuseshock
Aug 7, 2010


I took the #MyChaseNation quiz 3 times and got Jr. Nation.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Brad Keslweski or however you spell his name was on ESPN2 with Joey Logano (who just kind of smiles and stares) and he said this year you can't just run well then take that last race off to win the Chase, you got to bring it and have a great race at Homestead and it's going to be exciting.

Yeah no poo poo because they hosed the format into the antithesis of how you determine a racing season winner so you LITERALLY have to be the dude who finishes the best at Homestead after all those races leading up to it. Now go explain it to a Hispanic family. Oh and I'll be in Mexico for a month so if anyone wants me to pick up some Daniel Suarez merchandise now before it becomes the most important and valuable thing associated with stock car racing PM me. Just imagine me with a Dinger rally towel explaining the Chase to a Mexican family in broken Spanish who didn't ask me to explain it. That's my entire trip.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


bring me back a bale of weed and some migrant workers tia

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006


"Es loco, primo"
*waves towel violently while peeling out through a cock fight*

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Trucks postponed. Will air at 7pm tomorrow on FS2.

Mosport is reairing right now.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





One headline is "Waltrip takes DWTS very serious" and I seriously was trying to think which series that was.

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004



Peanut President posted:

One headline is "Waltrip takes DWTS very serious" and I seriously was trying to think which series that was.

Dandy’s With Tight Sphincters

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


I took the My Chase Nation quiz and got Greg Biffle. My immediate response was "Greg Biffle is in the Chase?"

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.


Ugh. Gordon Nation. I hate that wine-making old coward.

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


maffew buildings posted:

I took the My Chase Nation quiz and got Greg Biffle. My immediate response was "Greg Biffle is in the Chase?"

I got I'm a Rolex. My reaction was the same. Which race did he win?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008
Daddy gave me all the money

OP could use a handy dandy list of races, start times, and channel if possible.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




I don't know anything about Bakersfield, but Kern County Speedway looks loving GORGEOUS.

Trucks need to go (back) there...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Waltzing Along posted:

OP could use a handy dandy list of races, start times, and channel if possible.

These races start at 2PM Eastern:
9/14- MyAFIBStory.com 400, Chicago
9/21- Sylvania 300, New Hampshire
9/28- AAA 400, Dover
10/5- Hollywood Casino 400, Kansas
_
10/11- Bank of America 500, Charlotte, 7:30PM
10/19- GEICO 500, Talladega, 2PM
10/26- Goody's Headache Relief Shot 500, Martinsville, 1:30pm

These races start at 3PM Eastern:
11/2- AAA Texas 500, Texas
11/9- Quicken Loans Race for Heroes 500, Phoenix
11/16- Ford EcoBoost 400, Homestead

All times Eastern. All races on ESPN except Charlotte, which is on ABC.

e- Marcos Ambrose is going home at the end of the year.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 13, 2014 around 15:14

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!



he knows...


RPM better hire Sam.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009




Added, thanks.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


cya Marcos, you were pretty mediocre

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Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!



he knows...


Marcos said he "plateaued at the Sprint Cup level" but I assume that quote is from like 2010.

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