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gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak



I want the final four contenders to be caught up in a big wreck at homestead caused by a back marker and have the championship decided based on which one does the best logging laps way off the pace.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006


Im cheering for either a Johnson 10-race sweep or a thrilling final race showdown between Biffle and Newman

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



go3 posted:

Im cheering for either a Johnson 10-race sweep or a thrilling final race showdown between Biffle and Newman

A 9-race sweep by anyone followed by them being taken out on lap 1 in race ten.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



McMurray's going 10-for-10 this fall

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Some team wins the first race each set then just start and parks the other two, then goes on to win the title.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Peanut President posted:

Some team wins the first race each set then just start and parks the other two, then goes on to win the title.

Wait, winning a race guarantees advancement?

We shouldn't need a loving flowchart for a NASCAR points system.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008





Cubey posted:

Wait, winning a race guarantees advancement?

Yes.

I assume that's what WIN AND UR IN!!!!!!!! means.

anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



Denny's team still not busted for those air guns yet

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Pit road is the only remotely interesting thing about this race so far.

And now even the walls decided this race is boring as poo poo and fell over to bring out a yellow and try to make it more interesting.

DEEP STATE PLOT fucked around with this message at Sep 14, 2014 around 20:11

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Almirola noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



anotherblownsave
Feb 26, 2008

The sponsors will like you better this way, trust me.



drat I hate that for Aric and the 43 team

mischief
Jun 3, 2003


Almond Roller noooooooooo....

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Larson better win this, it's the only reason I'm even watching now that Almirola ate it

Some Random Asshole
Apr 30, 2006

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Larson winning this is an acceptable outcome, though it sucks about amirola :/

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



What is this good racing and how long until it's ruined?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



I just had five heart attacks

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Thank you, Danica Patrick, for affording us a chance at more good racing.

Somebody's sleeping on the couch.

e- Sounded like she was blaming that on Ricky, but the one replay they have indicates that might be on her.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



domestic violence

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post



That fuckin restart...

Also thanks Danica-Shithouse for giving us another one.

Some Random Asshole
Apr 30, 2006

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS


That fuckin restart

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



This Gordon/Larson duel would be fantastic if it were for the lead.

e- JoLo's cheater motor just grenaded.

e2- Brad trying to destroy his evidence, too.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 14, 2014 around 21:13

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Well that got fun at the end. Annoyed that Harvick ended up fifth though.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




Cubey posted:

domestic violence
If the NFL has domestic violence. Then so do we.

In public, too!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Way to park it when you could've gotten back out there to run a few more laps, Clint. You have a thing about dicking my Fantasy team.

e- That Larson crossunder move on Gordon owned bones.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at Sep 14, 2014 around 21:20

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007





CBJSprague24 posted:

Way to park it when you could've gotten back out there to run a few more laps, Clint. You have a thing about dicking my Fantasy team.

No poo poo.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Holy loving Christ, I finished 1-2-3-4 in Fantasy. Jesus H Jones.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



Maffew buildings is learning about Talladega in #nascar, which is still open and became football chat.

Would anyone like to tell him about ARCADega?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


I still have things to do this afternoon I can't delve into the rabbit hole that is ARCA at Talladega yet. How do people not die there every ARCA race

SwampYankee
Mar 7, 2007

By the grace of God and 600 horsepower

maffew buildings posted:

I still have things to do this afternoon I can't delve into the rabbit hole that is ARCA at Talladega yet. How do people not die there every ARCA race

Talladega isn't even that bad compared to Daytona prior to it being repaved. I think it was the 2009 race that had like 6 scary multi-car wrecks, including one that broke Patrick Sheltra's back.

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post



Finally official, Ambrose's ride in V8 Supercars will be with Team Penske.

BMB5150
Oct 24, 2010

2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner



Cygni posted:

Finally official, Ambrose's ride in V8 Supercars will be with Team Penske.

I just wonder if we will see him for a few races with the Penske connection. I can see him in the road courses and maybe Daytona looking at the V8 calendar plus he could do Mosport in Trucks with Kes. But good poo poo is working out for him.

Some Random Asshole
Apr 30, 2006

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS


SwampYankee posted:

Talladega isn't even that bad compared to Daytona prior to it being repaved. I think it was the 2009 race that had like 6 scary multi-car wrecks, including one that broke Patrick Sheltra's back.

Yeah, I'm grateful I started plate racing post repave. Would not have wanted to be on that old surface with those numbskulls

High_Life
Sep 19, 2004

MIND GAMES...

Just home from Chicagoland as first race. Race seemed kinda boring, but I had a Hot Pass and watched most of the race from the pit. It's insane down there but I wish there was more pitting. First one was like Lap 50 because people were running out of gas. Needed more wrecks!

Also was carted around in a golf cart and got into the Gatorade winners circle and got a nice confetti blast. Not bad for my first race. I'm thinking that sitting in the grandstands is going to be a let down after that.

elmono311
Apr 30, 2007

Every kiss begins with Kahne


Thank you, Keselowski, for saving me time. I saw who won and then just deleted the race.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!




It wasn't a terrible race, multi-groove racing (albeit with aero push and such), but quite a few passes for the lead and a good fight for the last 40-50 laps or so.

bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Steering wheels? Where we're going we don't need steering wheels.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

It wasn't a terrible race, multi-groove racing (albeit with aero push and such), but quite a few passes for the lead and a good fight for the last 40-50 laps or so.

Kyle Larson made those last 20 laps some of the best racing of the entire season. That kid is exciting as hell to watch.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want




High_Life posted:

Just home from Chicagoland as first race. Race seemed kinda boring, but I had a Hot Pass and watched most of the race from the pit. It's insane down there but I wish there was more pitting. First one was like Lap 50 because people were running out of gas. Needed more wrecks!

Also was carted around in a golf cart and got into the Gatorade winners circle and got a nice confetti blast. Not bad for my first race. I'm thinking that sitting in the grandstands is going to be a let down after that.

Awesome, sounds like you got some great access - you'll always remember your first race. And yeah, green-flag stops aren't that interesting when the field gets all strung-out, but those caution-flag ones were probably pretty good.

So, are you just now starting to follow NASCAR?

Also, awesome TT avatar.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005



Huh, Joey Gase was sponsored by my company yesterday and I never caught it on TV...also my company just sent out a newsletter saying they sponsored him, you know, after the fact.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Again, Torts took him to a very high mountain and showed him Nationwide and all its splendor.

"All this I will give you," he said, "if you will lay down and block for me." -Jackets 15:16



High_Life posted:

Just home from Chicagoland as first race. Race seemed kinda boring, but I had a Hot Pass and watched most of the race from the pit. It's insane down there but I wish there was more pitting. First one was like Lap 50 because people were running out of gas. Needed more wrecks!

Also was carted around in a golf cart and got into the Gatorade winners circle and got a nice confetti blast. Not bad for my first race. I'm thinking that sitting in the grandstands is going to be a let down after that.

Nice! The racing action from the stands might have been a bit better had you been able to see that mad dash with less than 20 to go from there, but glad you had a good experience.

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