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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Dumb Username posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-7exGzbY4k

I seriously need to find 5 trillion dollars to buy out NASCAR and end this poo poo.

Whys they spend all that money on that commercial if they're just gonna change it up in three years?

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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Peanut President posted:

Do we really want a guy who loves swerves writing it?

I do.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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COT = Car of Tomorrow

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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What are tapered spacers?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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He's been cleared.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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gret posted:

No coincidence that Ward died of blunt trauma.

:drat:

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Just make Sami's theme the Superman song by Goldfinger. :v:

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Lowes treats it in the same way a community treats having a successful sports team, which is the right way to do such a thing.

Wait what do they do?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Said earlier today in IRC:


Kansas- 2002
Indy- 2004
Michigan- 2001
Dover- 2001

:whatup:

Gordon Nation :getin:

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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CBJSprague24 posted:

What's it look like when a bunch of goons see somebody they talk to on an internet message board win an LOL ARCA race?


That was the perfect race. Lots of ARCA and then SRA won.

I'm glad this was saved.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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How is there no video of this fight on the internet?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Hahaha that tackle was great. Can't wait for the entire thing to be uploaded.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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I hope Brad goes full heel for the rest of the season. Be the heel that Kyle Busch could have been.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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$50k and four weeks of probation to Brad, $25k and four weeks of probation to Smoke, nothing for Kenseth and Hamlin

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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"Spangled Garnisher finishes #3 in nastrucks at Talladega because it was Dale Earthdarts favorite track"

I love that nasfacts account.

keevo fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Oct 18, 2014

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Just spotted a guy in a Kyle Busch fire suit outside this club. What do I do?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Guys I think I'm coming around to this new Chase format.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Brian Williams was and still is a huge fan of NASCAR and racing in general, so I had no problem with him there. Kind of cool, actually. He was a guest on some radio show hosted by Alec Baldwin (why is this a thing?) and Baldwin was startled at Williams' genuine enthusiasm for racing.

He also showed up on the grid of the USGP wearing a Dale Earnhardt cap.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Drones and Beyoncé

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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tater_salad posted:

Dont forget that they spent ~30 laps cleaning up the oil which they did a poo poo job at then more cars wrecked (including sra)
I feel like close to 1/2 or more of the race was caution and the racing wasnt that exciting.

Where'd the oil come from? Truck blow up?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Is there a reason why I shouldn't cheer for Harvick?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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CBJSprague24 posted:

Because you should cheer for moon landing-denying 2014 Champion Ryan Newman.
I'm already rooting for shenanigans, but if that doesn't happen then I want to cheer for someone who is still in it and deserves it. Harvick seemed deserving


But then I read this.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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How much would it cost to put :stonk: on the hood of SRA's truck?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Kidc are you ok?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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mischief posted:

I still think lastcar had the best 2015 thread title in IRC: Let's get ready to grumble.

Hahaha that's the perfect title.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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No but really why is it 500 miles?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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FuzzySkinner posted:

Marketing.

People associate "500" with Daytona. So it goes hand in hand if you bring up a race and tack it on at the end of it.

"Kroger Foods 500". You know that it's a NASCAR race of some sort.

Why did it start with 500 miles?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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There's no race today
Nationwide is pretty bad
Why do I still watch?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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NASCAR in the Middle East please

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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@JennaFryer: Sprint informs #NASCAR it will not extend title sponsorship of Sprint Cup Series after contract expires at the end of the 2016 season.

lol

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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I still want Vince McMahon to buy NASCAR or be the main sponsor.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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FuzzySkinner posted:

To be fair? That pretty much describes every single one.

They all suck.

Idk Emirates and Singapore Airlines seem pretty cool minus its whole lovely hiring practices thing.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Did you ask him about his last place finishes?

edit: nvm i was trying to find last place stats about carl edwards on your site and instead found your question to him about ford not winning at sonoma since 2002

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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Hey SRA you should use comic sans as your number font.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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@JennaFryer: He told his children this morning, and their reaction was of not wanting him to retire. It made him break down in tears.

:smith:

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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NASCAR 2015: RIP in peace Jeff Gordon

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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@JennaFryer: #NASCAR; Teams who manipulate side skirts will be brought back down pit road, O'Donnell says.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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I'd rather see Larson in the 24 but what whatever.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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I'm glad SRA is going out of his way to troll us.

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keevo
Jun 16, 2011

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I hope SRA and JWT develop a Kevin Steen/El Generico blood feud, minus the blood.

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