NASCAR 2014 (The Chase)

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Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

The chase sucks and Brian France is destroying the sport, but I cannot be the only one really looking forward to a completely mirthless and ruined-by-rules Game 7 that is guaranteed to be filled with Debbie Reis flags and blatant "Race Control". I'm pretty sure everyone is going to be going home angry except like, the citizens of the Nation of Newman or some equally awful choice of winner. Also, I don't really have to watch anything up each eliminator race & homestead to still enjoy the largest serving of hot southern disappointment.

poo poo is gonna be great.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 05:13

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:18

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

This is only like 4-5 small photoshop touches from being a gay porn cover.

You'd just healbrush out the 'GAN' & 'I', change the 'S' to a 'P', open up the firesuits to the navel on twink #1 and #2, change Comfort Revolution to RUSH Poppers or Gun Oil, stick a "2 Full-Throttle Hours" stripe on the corner and get that up onto the nations truckstop porn shelves.

Larson is a natural top though, so no changes there.

Just who is NASCAR.com subcontracting their web-work out to these days?

Shadow Puppet Of fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Sep 9, 2014

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 01:08

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Will you please shut up, I'm trying to watch the parade for Inanimate Carbon Rod.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 19:18

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

The judges would have also accepted a 'Rulebook on a pole' match.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 20:24

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Ugh. Gordon Nation. I hate that wine-making old coward.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 07:09

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

As they are saying on Nascar.com, 'helloooo Hornish'

# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 17:25

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

The only good thing about this chase is the slim chance for all Hendrick cars to be out of title contention 3 weeks from now.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 19:23

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

That documentary leaves out some important historical footnotes. Such as this:

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 12:05

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Uncle Jam posted:

Honestly the racing has been pretty alright recently too. Who knows?!

NFL fans that showed up when they learned we are soft on murderers too?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 02:49

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

LASTCAR posted:

This weekend's race is the Osram Sylvania 300.

The last commercial before qualifying was about a class action lawsuit against Osram Sylvania for false advertising of their hot daughter headlights.

I don't see the grounds for a suit, they are clearly demonstrated as the safest way to travel to and from a mountainside gangbang at dusk.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2014 22:23

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

gret posted:

Only a matter of time until Nationwide/Xfinity races are only shown online.

Nascar racing towards a future in its natural place where it gets top billing alongside Ring of Honor and CHIKARA on iPPV.com

# ¿ Sep 21, 2014 17:06

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

Low power brought to you by Honda the official gasoline emergency generator of NASCAR.

It will happen as soon they can sell it.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 01:57

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 12:18

Shadow Puppet Of: Feb 13, 2014; If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.

I am looking forward to ten months of two car tango

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 23:04

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