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WWE Raw results: 1. Steel Cage Match: Bray Wyatt defeated Chris Jericho. Late in the match Jericho tried to climb over the wall of the cage but was stopped by Harper and Rowan. With nowhere else to go, Jericho dove off the cage onto Bray. Jericho tweaked his knee on the fall, allowing Bray to crawl out over him through the door and touch the floor to win. After the match, Wyatt attacked Jericho’s knee with the cage door and hit a Sister Abigail in the ring. - Dolph Ziggler “leaked” hacked photos of The Miz shaving himself and spray-tanning, because The Fappening is something WWE’s vaguely aware of. 2. Paige and AJ Lee defeated Natalya and Rosa Mendes. AJ made Rosa submit to the Black Widow. After the match, Paige and AJ took turns making out with the Divas Championship. - Paul Heyman confronted John Cena about “embracing the hate” and abandoning his child-pleasing persona so he’ll have a chance to beat Brock Lesnar at Night Of Champions. Cena said he likes being John Cena, and challenged Brock Lesnar to a confrontation next week. If Lesnar isn’t there, he’ll go after Heyman. 3. Seth Rollins defeated Sheamus. Cesaro was on color commentary and distracted Sheamus, allowing Rollins to hit a Curb Stomp for the pin. After the match, Cesaro attacked Sheamus. - Rusev and Lana played the Russian national anthem. Rusev vs. Mark Henry is official for Night Of Champions. 4. Adrian Neville and Sami Zayn defeated Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd. Yes, this was an NXT showcase match on Raw. Neville pinned Breeze with the Red Arrow. - Jerry Springer moderated a conversation between the Bella Twins. The Bellas’ brother showed up, and the segment ended with everyone rolling around in a big cat fight. Springer was taken away on a stretcher. Not a joke. 5. Goldust and Stardust defeated Los Matadores. Stardust won the match for his team with Dark Matter. After the match, The Usos jumped Goldust and Stardust from behind and attacked them with crutches. 6. Adam Rose defeated Titus O’Neil. Rose won with the Party Foul. Rose’s bunny superkicked Heath Slater during the match, and splashed Titus O’Neil from the top rope after it. 7. Roman Reigns defeated Randy Orton. Reigns won by DQ (assumedly) when Kane and Seth Rollins attacked. Orton tried to lower the cage, but Reigns fought back, trapping Orton inside. Reigns took out Orton with a spear. Rollins dove off the top of the cage onto Reigns to finally stop him. Kane continued the attack, allowing Orton to assault Reigns with a chair. Rollins hit a Curb Stomp on Reigns to end the show. All results shamelessly cribbed from Uproxx. Talk about WWE here. Was the NXT match good? Memento fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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I tuned in just in time to see Rollins jump off the cage and I think I saw all I really needed.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:32
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The NXT match was very good, and I'm glad I switched over from Mr. Show once I saw it was happening on twitter.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:32
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So is it going to be Orton VS Reigns or Rollins VS Reigns at the PPV?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:33
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Almost RIP for Rollins #83
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Deadpool posted:Almost RIP for Rollins #83 jesus loving christ. Even the clone tanks might not have brought him back after that.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:34
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Did anyone gif that girl's Red Arrow reaction?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:36
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This Raw made me way more excited for NXT Takeover 2: A Second Special Has Hit The Network than Night Of Champions. And that loving Cena promo actually made me less excited than I was before for Lesnar/Cena 2.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:36
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Missed the first hour but cool Raw. I still like Roman Reigns. And Dean Ambrose. And Seth Rollins. They are all cool wrestlemen whom I enjoy watching. Also hooray NXT match!
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Sep 9, 2014 04:37
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Deadpool posted:Almost RIP for Rollins #83
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BigRed0427 posted:So is it going to be Orton VS Reigns or Rollins VS Reigns at the PPV? Based on tonight I would guess Rollins with Orton facing Jericho. Heyman as Mephistopheles was pretty great. I guess Cena is in the desert now or something. I think it's unfortunate that Jerry Springer will be remembered more for the show than his political career. There was a This American Life piece on him a few years ago that painted a really sympathetic portrait of him: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/258/leaving-the-fold?act=1
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Endorph posted:Man, how hosed up would it have been if that had actually happened? near owen levels
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Sep 9, 2014 04:38
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Did Raw suck?
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Sep 9, 2014 04:39
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Raw wasn't bad, but this might just be in comparison to last week's turrible Raw.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:39
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nooneofconsequence posted:Did anyone gif that girl's Red Arrow reaction? you can see it at the end of this one
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Sep 9, 2014 04:40
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Future Seth Rollins.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:40
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Raw flew by and had a couple high points and only one wretched segment that was at least wretched enough that I enjoyed it
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Sep 9, 2014 04:41
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They got the wrong Cincinnatian. I know Jerry Springer was born in England but he bounced a personal check paying for a "massage" while mayor of Cincinnati, dammit!
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Sep 9, 2014 04:42
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Zyla posted:near owen levels Are you kidding? A dude getting brutally impaled by a giant spike attached to a cage on live tv is far, FAR more hosed up than Owen falling.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:42
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I'd like to think there was some kind of failsafe to prevent death by giant cage spike, but you'd also think there would be a failsafe to prevent death by 50 foot harness drop, so
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Sir Jebus posted:Are you kidding? A dude getting brutally impaled by a giant spike attached to a cage on live tv is far, FAR more hosed up than Owen falling. Human life is sacred and your squeamishness is not.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:44
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The Authority is starting to get back to that "We don't get comeuppance" bullshit.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:45
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Raw airs on a delay, right? So if that had gone bad they'd have cut the feed before anyone actually saw it on TV?
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DeathChicken posted:I'd like to think there was some kind of failsafe to prevent death by giant cage spike, but you'd also think there would be a failsafe to prevent death by 50 foot harness drop, so Yes, if you're Sting. TheJoker138 posted:Raw airs on a delay, right? So if that had gone bad they'd have cut the feed before anyone actually saw it on TV? Pretty much any "live" show airs on a 15-second delay now.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:46
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Good if unremarkable Raw whose biggest positive was that the full 3 hours flowed really well and didn't seem to drag. The Bellas segment was awful but was the only real lowlight of the show I can recall.
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DeathChicken posted:I'd like to think there was some kind of failsafe to prevent death by giant cage spike, but you'd also think there would be a failsafe to prevent death by 50 foot harness drop, so
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RacistGuidingLight posted:Human life is sacred and your squeamishness is not. Yes, human life is sacred, but so is not seeing a dude get impaled on a spike.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:48
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bartok posted:They got the wrong Cincinnatian. I know Jerry Springer was born in England but he bounced a personal check paying for a "massage" while mayor of Cincinnati, dammit! Wait, you can pay for those with checks? I've been doing it all wrong. I've been paying in legos.
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Sep 9, 2014 04:50
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Sir Jebus posted:Yes, human life is sacred, but so is not seeing a dude get impaled on a spike. HHH has officially taken over the WWE, but unfortunately his Shao Kahn/Conan the Barbarian cosplay has turned darker... 
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Sep 9, 2014 04:50
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I want Adam Rose's gimmick to get a gritty reboot. Like just quietly slip in itchy hobo Kidman, sitting there looking glum while everyone else raves around him.
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TheJoker138 posted:HHH has officially taken over the WWE, but unfortunately his Shao Kahn/Conan the Barbarian cosplay has turned darker... And Seth stands there whispering to himself: Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
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oatgan posted:his mustache is a turd You show some respect for Dracula. Writer Cath posted:I want Adam Rose's gimmick to get a gritty reboot. Like just quietly slip in itchy hobo Kidman, sitting there looking glum while everyone else raves around him. So you want him to just go back to being Leo Kruger? Cause so do I.
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Sir Jebus posted:Yes, human life is sacred, but so is not seeing a dude get impaled on a spike. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxD6tV_IYAASbsX.jpg  This pig is making GBS threads all over it's enormous balls. It can't help but do so because of a horrible condition which made it's balls swell up painfully. This disgusts you, but that's okay. It is okay that you are revolted by the poop on the pig's balls, or even the balls themselves. It's another thing to end a human life. Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Writer Cath posted:The Authority is starting to get back to that "We don't get comeuppance" bullshit. I trust them to job Rollins out.
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RacistGuidingLight posted:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxD6tV_IYAASbsX.jpg I'm pretty sure that being impaled by a gigantic spike is a good way to end a human life. Also, I'm revolved by the poop on the pig's balls. Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Sep 9, 2014 |
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Sep 9, 2014 04:53
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pigpooballs.jpg is the best picture on the internet that isn't vinceflex.
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I'm only left with the question of whether you had the poop pig balls image handy for just such an occasion or if it required a quick searching for poop pig balls.
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