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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Yeah gonna get in on this ##holiday sesame day

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Make us all death millers!

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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100YrsofAttitude posted:

I've begun to read Somberbrero's name as Scumbrero for what it's worth.

That was gonna be my d1 case damnit.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Is this secretly a cult game? Cos the halloweenies are starting to make it feel that way.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

yes, me and byers got our roles before the game was even full of people. we are a satan cult. its so easy to join, just post halloween in your own blood.

I can't resist a good satan cult! [ownblood]halloween[/ownblood]

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Somberbrero posted:

Sure! Great! Let's throw loving skeletons and cobwebs all over our homes year-round and live in a constant state of fear! Maybe we can all die from diabetes while we're at it!

It does sounds pretty great doesn't it? Have an upside down liquorice crucifix and contract diabetes for Satan!

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

the nine satanic statements and how they apply to this game

Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence. so eat candy
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams. so eat candy while disbeleiving god
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit. dont lie to yourself about how good candy tastes
Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates. be nice to kids and give them candy
Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek. punch that guy who didnt give you candy in your awesom batman costume
Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires. dont listen to downer debbies who dont like halloween
Satan represents man as just another animal (sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all fours), who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all. feed candy to your cat
Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification. eat candy while coveting your neighbors rear end
Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years. eat candy while ing

Being a Psychic vampire sounds pretty cool too, can I be one of those?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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apostateCourier posted:

Oh hey, a dayvig up for grabs. Guys, maybe handing out candy willy-nilly isn't a good idea? It only takes one gift to scum (without having any taken from them) for them to get an extra kill.

That's all well and good but I don't think you get satanism. Willying and nillying is kinda our whole deal. Well that and blood sacrifices. As such ##trick ac

##holiday doe day

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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apostateCourier posted:

Taking stuff randomly is fine.

Do what thou wilt is the whole of the law baby. And I'm a giant hole.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Harold Krell posted:

I find this type of behavior to be quite suspicious. This is only the first day, and you say we can trust you to use a day-vig in the most town-way possible? Who can you determine to be scum so early into the game?

Also, you are being quite defensive about not being scum, which is a common ploy for scum to make. If you really weren't scum, you should have probably done something more modest like say, "I don't necessarily need the candy, but I do hope that whomever does get the day-vig skill uses it properly."

I don't know if you're new or not, but being greedy and glib with your actions usually results in a bad way (I, of all people should know. I've caused quite the pickle for myself in my heyday ). Even so, even if you were town, I think you might be too green to handle such a responsibility, so just in case there are people gullible enough to fall for something so blunt, I'm going to temper your action with one of my own:

##trick merk

Trying real hard to make selfish opportunism look atruistic here buddy.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Somberbrero posted:

Merk, I'll shoot who you tell me to.

Conveniently meaning you won't have to take responsibility for it if it goes wrong.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Harold Krell and Somberero scumteam confirmed.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

hello everyone and thank you for making the correct choice. now people post more so i can find the scum. thanks. so far i dont like rarity tricking merk. very untown move.

How do you feel about krell?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Byers2142 posted:

Tell Somber to shoot himself.

Seconded.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Ernie. posted:

##vote puntification

Good case pro work.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Ernie. posted:

##trick puntification

Well that's just rude.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Asking for someone's opinion is not the same thing as using their opinion as justification for voting another person just fyi.


Somberbrero posted:

##vote Puntification

Somberero and ernie scum team confirmed.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Puntification posted:

Asking for someone's opinion is not the same thing as using their opinion as justification for voting another person just fyi.

Also this is a really scummy vote strategy as it justifies voting a player for something they haven't actually done yet but also shuts down discussion. It was used against me previously in The League by scum. In fact I'm willing to ##vote ernie. over it.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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100YrsofAttitude posted:

Rarity tricked merk
Uranus tricked BN
Byers tricked Rarity
Dragon tricked 100yrs
Harold Tricked merk
Somberbrero tricked Byers
Ernie tricked punt
Apostate tricked krell

100yrs- 1
Apostate- 3
BN- 1
Byers- 2
Dragon- 3
Ernie- 3
Karold- 2
Merk- 0
Punt-1
Rarity- 2
Somber- 3
Token- 2
Uranus- 3

Kept the typos and all. Underline means they've tricked. Obviously I can't keep track of gifts but yeah this is a start. I think it's right anyway.

Ac is right I did trick here. Because I'm a devil-may-care rebel I'm willing to tell you I've given away 2 candies so now have zero at the moment thanks to someone.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Thanks mysterious candy giver you have my

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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merk posted:

I have zero candy?

Those are the treats you have received.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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If little mac is gonna be continually updating the treat tally, we could always try to have a transparency policy on who's giving what to whom?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

oh i forgot to mention, im a goodguy cop YET AGAIN. get more creative mods

What are the chances?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

im sorry i failed you, candy givers. i failed satan too

How did you end up with the candy vig before merk?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus posted:

because im the best

Except at choosing vig targets.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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100YrsofAttitude posted:

I don't wanna be that guy but I don't think we're allowed to post...

Isn't the day-vig instruction there to the person shot?

Also merk as stated already I gave two out, one to you and one to uranus.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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uranus's fake claims are a metajoke.
As I understand it ernie's post voting me was suggesting I was asking uranus's opinion of Krell so I didn't have to take responsibility for voting him when he flipped town.

Ernie why are you voting uranus?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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100YrsofAttitude posted:

Not a joke I get. It works I guess cause I end up ignoring him until he starts posting things of more gravity.

Not always, it got him turboed in our last game together.


100YrsofAttitude posted:

Seems a bit rash that early on.

I think so but I would. Maybe he was just voting to get a reaction out of me.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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merk vig a lurker.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Has dragonatrix played mafia before? They don't have any games listed on votefinder.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Somberbrero posted:

But then it turned out Little Macintosh was the coolest.

ps I'm a survivor claiming now.

Hey somb, was this a serious claim?

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Rarity posted:

Ok, so I looked a little closer at the candy levels and I had a thought. There are three players who have lost candy, merk and uranus who gained candy and Somber who claims to have given away candy.

Dragonatrix gave away 2 candy (unclaimed)
Big Nothing gave away 1 candy (but he's dead now so that's irrelevant)
ApostateCourier gave 2 candy (1 to Punt, 1 to Ernie)

First things first, Dragonatrix you should claim who you gave your candy to. If that person ends up flipping scum then that confirms you as town. Now AC says she gave candy to Punt and Ernie, which means in theory that they should each have given away 1 piece of candy as well. However, there's this:


If AC had gifted Ernie a piece of candy then that would have taken him up to 4. He would have eaten them automatically and he wouldn't have had a chance to give one away so he could drop back down to 3. In other words, AC is lying.

##vote ApostateCourier

merk, did you get the same PM as uranus?

I've already said I gave candy to uranus and merk btw.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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byers and/or somb give candy to ernie.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Little Mac posted:

Official Candy Tally

1. merk 0
2. Somberbrero 2
3. uranus 1
4. 100YrsofAttitude 1
5. apostateCourier 1
6. Dragonatrix 1
7. Byers2142 2
8. Puntification 1
9. Rarity 2
10. Token Female 2
11. Big Nothing 0
12. Ernie. 3
13. Harold Krell 2

It's a request not a statement rarity, it'd give ernie a vig without putting people on 0 - town should try to avoid zeroing themselves as it might tip off scum to who have PRs and who don't. I guess you and harold could do it as well but I didn't notice your count and I doubt he'd want to join in.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Rarity posted:

Someone needs to claim uranus's 2nd gifted candy.


I'd rather not risk having town be down 3 players on D1, personally.

I thought byers claimed it?

Boo Rarity that's no fun, we should exploit the mechanic while it exists, there's both the potential to kill scum and confirm town with one fell swoop, vigs are great vig 420.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Rarity posted:

I miss things when you call him spacebutt

Ok, here's the whole list of candy treats. Not in order cause that would be way too confusing.

BN -> merk
Ernie -> merk
AC -> Ernie
AC -> Punt
Dragonatrix -> Byers
Somber -> merk
Punt -> merk
Punt -> uranus
Byers -> uranus
Dragonatrix -> AC (unclaimed but this is the only way the candy totals work)

I think Punt, AC and Dragonatrix all look suspicious from this. Like I said before, I think scum would want to be giving away their candy. I especially don't like Punt pushing for a third vig.

Please demonstrate that wouldn't town want to give away candy too.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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I just asked mac to clarify whether any errors have happened on his end.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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One of these days we'll play a game where you don't call me newbie scum.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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apostateCourier posted:

It makes sense if you consider that two people are dead. We could have lost two candies that way.

token still has her candy despite being dead in the previous tally but lets stop talking candy and start playing mafia.

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

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Ernie. posted:

I don't remember the last time I did this. What game was it?

Pushing daisies I think, we were both town.

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