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merk
May 20, 2003

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I will play.

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merk
May 20, 2003

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Yo, give me the candy. As I've said in previous games, I'm the player here who you can trust will use the item in the most pro-town way possible. If I'm town, you trust my game theory, you always have. Even if I am scum, which I am not, I will use a publicly available item in the most pro-town way possible so that I look town using it.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Harold Krell posted:

I find this type of behavior to be quite suspicious. This is only the first day, and you say we can trust you to use a day-vig in the most town-way possible? Who can you determine to be scum so early into the game?

Also, you are being quite defensive about not being scum, which is a common ploy for scum to make. If you really weren't scum, you should have probably done something more modest like say, "I don't necessarily need the candy, but I do hope that whomever does get the day-vig skill uses it properly."

I don't know if you're new or not, but being greedy and glib with your actions usually results in a bad way (I, of all people should know. I've caused quite the pickle for myself in my heyday ). Even so, even if you were town, I think you might be too green to handle such a responsibility, so just in case there are people gullible enough to fall for something so blunt, I'm going to temper your action with one of my own:

##trick merk

I'm not new. I'm literally the only person in the game that everyone can collectively agree to trust to make the most pro-town use of the item. I said this before in another game, got the same response, and the item was squandered by whomever got it. I was town there; I'm town here.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Just give me the stupid candy. Thanks.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Little Mac posted:

Official Candy Tally

Merk - 3
Somberbrero - 3
Uranus - 1
100yrsofattitude - 1
Apostatecourier - 1
Dragonatrix - 3
Byers2142 - 1
Puntification - 1
Rarity - 2
Token Female - 2
Big nothing - 0
Ernie - 3
Harold Krell - 2

Reminder that if you are treated to candy you are not notified. These tallies will appear at random intervals so be aware!

I have zero candy?

merk
May 20, 2003

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Ok, I get it. I don't get a PM when I get gifted. It's in these lists.

merk
May 20, 2003

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##trick Somber

sup.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I have the candy vig. How did you get one?

merk
May 20, 2003

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I would like everyone to name a person you'd like me to kill and why.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Little Mac posted:

we're keeping a close eye on you and scum cannot give candies to other scum.

Everyone please claim all candy that you've given out. Someone make a list. For example, we know three people gave me candy. Who are you?

merk
May 20, 2003

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Byers2142 posted:

Somber. He's scum. He lied about his candy count, and was pissed when Little Mac revealed the true counts.

How do you know he lied? I didn't know my candy count until the thing was posted. I thought I had zero.

Who did you give candy to?

merk
May 20, 2003

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I want more candy claims.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Big Nothing posted:

Hey merk, I gave you one of my candies. Vig well my friend!

##kill BN

I guarantee that this person will flip scum.

merk
May 20, 2003

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welp, sorry goons

merk
May 20, 2003

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Big Nothing posted:

Hey merk, I gave you one of my candies. Vig well my friend!

Big Nothing posted:

Quick, somebody write meta for token female and Harold for me

I stand by the vig. These posts rubbed me the wrong way.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I like to start two men down on day 1, makes the game more challenging.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Big Nothing posted:

I TRUSTED YOU MERK


I'm sorry I ever doubted anyone with a Leshrac Boss avatar.

merk
May 20, 2003

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haha jakep's mmr is so low though am i rite

jakep? you in this game?

merk
May 20, 2003

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1. If BN flipped scum, I'd be confirmed town. This is number 1.
2. It is also number 2.
3. The posts kind of looked like he wanted to get on my good side.
4. The yuming emoticon felt awkward.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I almost shot 100Yrs.

merk
May 20, 2003

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If I could go back, I'd shoot 100Yrs.

merk
May 20, 2003

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After asking 100Yrs to give me a piece of candy so I'd be confirmed town if he flipped scum.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Both.

merk
May 20, 2003

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100YrsofAttitude posted:

Yeah but do you have a priority?

No, not really. You can do both at the same time in this mechanic.

merk
May 20, 2003

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What is your point anyway? Is trying to confirm myself as town somehow scummy to you? How is that possibly scummy?

merk
May 20, 2003

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This guy: ##vote 100Yrs

Should've killed him.

merk
May 20, 2003

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There's a major logic issue in saying that someone is scummy for wanting to be confirmed town in this mechanic.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Yes.

merk
May 20, 2003

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uranus posted:

##treat ernie

i trust you not to kill me ernie, cause you know im a goodguy. if ernie actually does kill me with he's probably bad.

You treat in PM.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Kill 100Yrs.

merk
May 20, 2003

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Somberbrero posted:

Yes I was serious.

Oh, I didn't see this. Ernie, you need to kill this person immediately.

##vote somber

merk
May 20, 2003

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Because I don't know whether he's willing to vig him.

merk
May 20, 2003

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##vote 100Yrs

We learned nothing yesterday because somb decided to fakeclaim Survivor. Today is day 1 again.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I just read what Doe Day is...

We need to also vote on who should hammer. I'm willing to hammer.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I kind of want Ernie to hammer.

merk
May 20, 2003

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I'm basically the best at mafia.

merk
May 20, 2003

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merk
May 20, 2003

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merk
May 20, 2003

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merk
May 20, 2003

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