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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > IS.exe
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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


http://youtu.be/yFYsO-ykim0
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat
Seduce the guard

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
 put pot thing on head and breathe deep of its contents

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
>convert to Islam

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Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
Kick piss bucket at guard's face

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*toilet flush*

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Less Is Definitely
Jan 10, 2012
 Shout "Do it, you pussy! I ain't afraid."

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
this thread has potential

Allahu akbar

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malikjahim
Jul 2, 2007

It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself.
"قول "أمك شرموطة <

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youjustarentfunny
Aug 5, 2014
 Quote to him passages from Rick Warren's "The Purpose Driven Life".

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Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
>beg for mercy

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Take off your jump suit, get in a submissive position, and try to distract the guard with eroticism.

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Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

 became even worse terrorist than anyone from is

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
ask him what the newest development in #gamergate is

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



 >convert

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Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
yessssss


Fandyien posted:

>convert
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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
convert to confuscionism

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012

Theophany posted:

>convert to Islam
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Future Days
Oct 25, 2013

The Taurus didn't offer much for drivers craving the sport sedan experience. That changed with the 1989 debut of the Ford Taurus SHO (for Super High Output), a Q-ship of the finest order that offered up a high-revving Yamaha-designed V-6 engine and a tight sport suspension.

Fandyien posted:

>convert
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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
 >rape the guard

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Reported thread to NSA

>convert to Islam

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
tell him you saw a woman with her elbow exposed right behind him

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
>check inventory

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Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

 >Put your shoe on head.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
cast enlarge satan

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
>say something in a really low voice. When the guard asks you to repeat yourself, mumble unintelligably. When he gets in close to hear you better, whang him on the head with the piss pot.

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:stare: oh poo poo....

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BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

Reported thread to NSA

>convert to Islam
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newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
no one click IS.exe or islamic hackers will turn your computer into a BOMB

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Fandyien posted:

>convert
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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



 > poo poo in the bucket

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bad news bareback
Jan 16, 2009

Fandyien posted:

>convert
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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
 >Cut off own head, thus depriving them the joy of doing so.

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

 >offer guard to take some tasteful nude photos of him posing.

>hit naked guard with pot

>steal guards cloths

> smear former contents of pot over face.

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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
 > say "I'm gay"

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
> never forget

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The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

 >pledge allegiance to Melek Taus

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Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012

Poland Spring posted:

> say "I'm gay"
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my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

 >convert

>proclaim "Islam the Light" to guard

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





 > take off clothes, it's hot

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