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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
Give it a Snidely Whiplash moustache

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a ritard

by XyloJW
i made a pizza for the dishwashers and put a whole habanero in it and one of the servers ate a piece lol trick pizza.

she's lucky i didn't put mozz on it, would have made it way worse in the burnage department.

<trick pizza faq>

the habanero was diced into little pieces. also i did not "tame" the pepper, so the seeds were in there. also we do not normally carry habanero on the menu.

there was cheese. no mozz because the dishwasher likes to get drunk after work, so i just put a little parmesan and extra marinara.

</trick pizza faq>

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
how does mozz discourage getting drunk after work

Lil Cunty


blinking beacon nose posted:

Give it a Snidely Whiplash moustache

a ritard

by XyloJW

Damp Star Baby posted:

how does mozz discourage getting drunk after work

the extra fat in your colon helps the liver to process alcohol out of your bloodstream. if you want to drink a lot and stay up all night, eating fatty food beforehand will increase your alcohol tolerance.

e: i used to be a dishwasher, so i looked into these things.

a ritard

by XyloJW

blinking beacon nose posted:

Give it a Snidely Whiplash moustache

you have a cool name. very robot.

Slaapaav

by Azathoth
its better to have a lovely pizza than to not have pizza at all i agree :agree:

a ritard

by XyloJW
nutritionally it was good, tasted good, egg was a little overcooked but my first breakfast pizza so i'm happy with it. sure it's ugly as sin but so what, i want to eat it not look at it (i say something similar about girls with ugly faces).

a good pizza imo.

perhaps i should get a vacuum-packaging machine and send parcooked pizzas to interested yobbers? (this probably won't happen, honestly i dunno if cooking is my true passion, and i'm getting fired for the epic kung-fu beating that i am doling out to the rest of the kitchen)

Solid Poopsnake

by Nyc_Tattoo
plz post ur sexiest pizzas and also frittatas i guess

arnbiguous
now make a pizza that is marvelous to look at but she tastes a terrible

Matoi Ryuko


tehloki posted:

now make a pizza that is marvelous to look at but she tastes a terrible

Greetings, tehloki. It is nice to finally be able to post with you.

vapoursquid

none other
i would eat your pizza blindfolded

arnbiguous
suspicious

Matoi Ryuko


:confused:

arnbiguous
aww cmere

Matoi Ryuko


tehloki posted:

aww cmere

No touching!!

arnbiguous
metaphorically

vapoursquid

none other

tehloki posted:

metaphorically

don't get your metaphors close to me!

arnbiguous
its hard to be tsundere

vapoursquid

none other

tehloki posted:

its hard to be tsundere

:glomp:

a ritard

by XyloJW

tehloki posted:

now make a pizza that is marvelous to look at but she tastes a terrible

such a thing does not exist, unless it is burnt on the bottom.

e: no molestation in this thread.

Tribal Rival

I am this fiery snail crawling home

a ritard

by XyloJW

i like you avatar

Tribal Rival

I am this fiery snail crawling home

a ritard posted:

i like you avatar

a ritard

by XyloJW

a tower of bananas with a monkey wearing a stag crown. loving glorious.
e: the skull is a little unnerving.

Salmiakki


finally decided to check this thread out

gross!

Pizzatime

ulvir

nvm no cake

blinking beacon nose posted:

Give it a Snidely Whiplash moustache

Lil Cunty



p sure this pizza is tying the op to a train track this very minute

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where's the anchovies?

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arnbiguous

WD-40 posted:

p sure this pizza is tying the op to a train track this very minute

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