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Happyman posted:I think it would be better in a way if you kept the TV writeups simple and more like how a real live report would look, and only went long for PPV. It'd help with the pacing. Regardless, I cut down my match description for this week to the basics. Basic Chunnel fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Sep 21, 2014 |
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WWF keeps its match reports short and sweet, but gives the main events and other important matches substantive coverage.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 01:18 |
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xXFoxxxMulderXx posted:Raw is War opened up today with Vince McMahon in a suit at an executive desk.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 09:57 |
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Shotgun posted:Vic Venom comes out to introduce the show, Marlena quickly interrupts, starts to flirt with him, then slaps him.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:02 |
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WWF On AOL" posted:As the WWF on AOL computer was destroyed in the incident, the following is a transcript of Fucktrain's visit to the WWF on AOL offices.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:05 |
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Bah gawd awful luck on your part WWF. Unless it's a work
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:07 |
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:Bah gawd awful luck on your part WWF. Something something Hulk Hogan quote
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:08 |
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:Bah gawd awful luck on your part WWF. Well, all will be revealed in the coming weeks.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 10:09 |
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Some people didn't like the headings last week, so here it is without them.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 11:33 |
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NewJack420 posted:I snagged a ticket for ECW at the Hammerstein Ballroom! So pumped up after seeing the show! Plus it was the big relaunch, I can't believe ECW's back on TV! We had some warm up matches to start us off: D'Lo Brown and Bobby Walker beat Flash Flanagan and Kid Kash. They were announced as Flash N' Kash. Guess a fancy name doesn't guarantee a win, unlike some places! Not too good of a match though. Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 14, 2014 |
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This is going to be amazing and horrific at the same time
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:13 |
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Glad to see someone's picked up the slack on lampooning other wrasslin companies
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:17 |
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I immediately love the Blue Man Power Trip.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:35 |
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Xerzes posted:I immediately love the Blue Man Power Trip. Same, it is a beautiful sight. A little tear is running down my cheek in joy right now.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:37 |
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Xerzes posted:I immediately love the Blue Man Power Trip. So Meanie is Austin, Whipwreck is HHH, and Nova is Pillman? Are they faces or heels?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:37 |
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Abrasive Obelisk posted:So Meanie is Austin, Whipwreck is HHH, and Nova is Pillman? Are they faces or heels? Yes, yes, yes, and faces.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:40 |
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xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:Yes, yes, yes, and faces. PERFECT
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:42 |
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I love it. Props, ECW
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:44 |
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Happyman ran all our matches as hardcore matches so we were really surprised at the C- rating, which is a big success at our popularity level
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 21:45 |
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wergeck.net posted:Spoilers for Week 2, April WCW Saturday Night.
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:00 |
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Wait who the gently caress is Paul Heyman? Don't you mean Paul E. Dangerously?
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# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:28 |
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Skunkrocker posted:Wait who the gently caress is Paul Heyman? Don't you mean Paul E. Dangerously? Bleeding smart mark writers trying to get themselves over showing they know shoot names Adam Copeland was announced as Adam Copeland though. Contacted the writer who edited it accordingly. Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 22, 2014 |
# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:56 |
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The Blue Man Power Trip is adorable and KURT ANGLE IS TAKING OVER ECW! OH MAI GAWD! ...trying to simulate Joey Styles in text is harder than trying to simulate JR. Sanguinia fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Sep 22, 2014 |
# ? Sep 22, 2014 01:33 |
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The Following Manifesto Has Been Provided For The Enlightenment Of The Masses By The Flawless Diamond. For months people have asked me why I surrendered my position as Commissioner if my plan was the conquest of WCW. They ask what madness led me to give up a position of real authority, the power to book matches and control wrestlers, just to capture a title from Hulk Hogan? Those people betray the limitations inherent to the uninitiated. The Flawless Diamonds have controlled every wrestling company active in the world today without needing to be commissioners or owners or presidents. The Outsiders did not need the power to book matches when they ruled the North. Raven did not require the power to sign free agent wrestlers to become undisputed master of Barb Wire City. Madusa had no need for a corner office and a secretary when she held companies in both the United States and Japan in the palm of her hand. And after I abrogated my false crown to Rick Rude, his mighty status as Commissioner did not empower him to stop Dallas Page from furthering our goals, as he had all along here in WCW. You ask me why I chose to no longer be Commissioner? I ask you: Do you have any idea how much power I had to give up to be Commissioner? Soon, Kevin Nash will become WCW Champion. That will be the true beginning. Stand ready for the next phase of the future. Sanguinia fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Sep 22, 2014 |
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Welcome to Prograps Unlimited, Issue 41! Good morning marks! It's been a slow week but that won't keep us from delivering the latest in wrestling news: Ratings Update: RAW up to 3.50 (+0.13). Nitro is down to 3.52 (-0.12), but still managed to eke out a win over RAW this week. As The Ted Turns: Ted Turner has taken some scouting classes it seems, as he has hired a young talent from California without getting an opinion from any WCW officials. Rumor has it that the writing team first heard about this wrestler when Turner demanded that he goes on TV immediately. Ted might want to study some more though--the new signing is a totally unknown name outside of the SoCal area he was working previously. Gunn's Akimbo: Monty Sopp, formerly WWF's Billy Gunn, has officially joined WCW's main roster after a couple of months in GCW practicing basics. No word yet on his new ring name with the company. Solofa, So Good: Solofa Fatu's deal has come up for renewal with WWF. A source indicates that ECW was initially interested in making an offer, but backed down in order to avoid a bidding war with the much larger WWF. Paul Heyman, at least for the time being, appears to be scouting smaller independent talents instead of Big Two names. Japanese Lucha Libre Afficionado: Some disagreement has been boiling in WWF Creative after a young Japanese star has been put forth by, against all odds, Vince Russo. The head writer thinks very highly of the recent WWF signing because of his in-ring skills and charisma, but Vince McMahon is firmly of the belief that the young wrestler needs to learn fluent English before he gets such a big push. And The Oscar Goes To... The Goldust/Undertaker feud from this past year has been praised as "one of the best feuds in WWF history" and "a star-making performance for Goldust." Both men now have massive momentum as they enter the WWF World Championship scene. ---------- Check in every week for the biggest news in the Monday Night War and more! S.K.
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ECW pull in a 0.01?
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 00:32 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:ECW pull in a 0.01? No sources for ECW ratings yet.
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COMING THIS SUNDAY TO PAY-PER-VIEW, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PROUDLY PRESENTS SPRING STAMPEDE! ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Ric Flair (c) vs. Kevin Nash vs. Lex Luger vs. Meng vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage vs. the Great Muta FOR THE WCW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Alex Wright (c) vs. Heavy Metal PAST VS. PRESENT The Giant & Chris Benoit vs. the Megabusters REGAL'S AMBITION Road Warrior Hawk vs. King Steven Regal STEINER CONTINUES THE HEENAN GAUNTLET Rick Steiner vs. the Shark COMPANY VS. COMPANY Bobby Eaton vs. V.K. Wallstreet POLITICAL EXTREMIST VS. REGULAR EXTREMIST Ron Simmons vs. Too Cold Scorpio MAGIC. NUFF' SAID. Glacier vs. Wrath AND MUCH MUCH MORE! CALL YOUR CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER TODAY!
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CaptainYesterday posted:COMING THIS SUNDAY TO PAY-PER-VIEW, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PROUDLY PRESENTS SPRING STAMPEDE! I'd make a poster but I just moved and I'm not quite unpacked yet. Sorry!
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CaptainYesterday posted:COMING THIS SUNDAY TO PAY-PER-VIEW, WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING PROUDLY PRESENTS SPRING STAMPEDE! I'm sad the US, TV, and Tag Titles aren't defended that PPV
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We thought of that, but the Elimination Chamber match is SO BIG, we couldn't fit them in.
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sk posted:As The Ted Turns: Ted Turner has taken some scouting classes it seems, as he has hired a young talent from California without getting an opinion from any WCW officials. Rumor has it that the writing team first heard about this wrestler when Turner demanded that he goes on TV immediately. Ted might want to study some more though--the new signing is a totally unknown name outside of the SoCal area he was working previously. Yesssss
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Xerzes posted:Yesssss quote:Japanese Lucha Libre Afficionado: Some disagreement has been boiling in WWF Creative after a young Japanese star has been put forth by, against all odds, Vince Russo. The head writer thinks very highly of the recent WWF signing because of his in-ring skills and charisma, but Vince McMahon is firmly of the belief that the young wrestler needs to learn fluent English before he gets such a big push. Vince Russo and Ted Turner are the best.
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sk posted:And The Oscar Goes To... The Goldust/Undertaker feud from this past year has been praised as "one of the best feuds in WWF history" and "a star-making performance for Goldust." Both men now have massive momentum as they enter the WWF World Championship scene. I'd just like to take a moment to take a bow, as this storyline was basically my baby.
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I Before E posted:I'd just like to take a moment to take a bow, as this storyline was basically my baby. It really was a gem. Right up there with the best stuff on our side. There were one or two points where I kind of felt like it drooped, but the Hell in the Cell match really brought it home in a stellar way. Hopefully there will be a nice long chase to culminate in a god-tier Owen vs Goldust title match. Although I'm going to take this opportunity to take a shot at you for being so proud of your moviestar uses magic to control zombie wizard feud after you were so harsh about my time travel feud. Sanguinia fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Sep 23, 2014 |
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Sanguinia posted:Although I'm going to take this opportunity to take a shot at you for being so proud of your moviestar uses magic to control zombie wizard feud after you were so harsh about my time travel feud. Taker's urn is a cornerstone of Pro Wrestling. Time Travel isn't.
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Senerio posted:Taker's urn is a cornerstone of Pro Wrestling. Time Travel isn't. Yes, clearly Undertaker's is the ONLY weirdness to get a pass because of it's legacy status, and Time Travel was going too far in this industry where literal space man Stardust is a Tag Team Champion in 2014. Also WWF has a wrestling bear.
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Sanguinia posted:Also WWF has a wrestling bear. Ok, we'll put Time Travel on the same level as the wrestling bear, which is mocked and altogether seems like it was a terrible idea that got overpushed in a desperate attempt to be seen as successful.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:04 |
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Sanguinia posted:
And it is the greatest thing ever. Even better if it's just a man in a bear suit and I missed it.
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# ? Sep 23, 2014 03:08 |
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Time travel rules, Scott Steiner rules. Owen Hart taking the stage at WM to french filter house was by far the most embarrassing thing to come out of the LP so far. Match itself was pretty good tho. Looking forward to seeing if ECW can hold it together - TEW doesn't make it easy for cult-level feds tangling with national/international behemoths
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