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Galaxy s5 = Dodge Viper Iphone = Ford Escort
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then ill need bigger pockets!!
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Sep 13, 2014 16:38
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my car doesn't have cup holders, what gives timb??
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Sep 13, 2014 16:44
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Samsung Galaxy = Ford Pinto
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Sep 13, 2014 17:54
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good thread op. if phone was car what would power adapter be??
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Sep 13, 2014 18:03
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Iphone 6 --> original Hummer. (Biggest phone imaginable and largest car ever...) 
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Sep 13, 2014 18:33
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a phone can't be a car op, they're different things
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Sep 13, 2014 19:15
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rotor posted:a phone can't be a car op, they're different things if a phone can be a camera and a computer and a navigation system, I don't see why it can't be a car
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Sep 13, 2014 19:22
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iphone = busted rear end jalopy
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Sep 13, 2014 19:26
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anroid = nascar car
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Sep 13, 2014 19:26
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The Management posted:if a phone can be a camera and a computer and a navigation system, I don't see why it can't be a car um? duh? no wheels??
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Sep 13, 2014 19:26
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winphone = that car thats also a boat 
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Sep 13, 2014 19:26
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Sep 13, 2014 19:32
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windows car only needs the oil filter changed every 2 years
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Sep 13, 2014 19:34
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Smythe posted:iphone = busted rear end jalopy this is wrong
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Sep 13, 2014 19:35
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Smythe posted:anroid = nascar car this is wrong
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Sep 13, 2014 19:36
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Smythe posted:winphone = that car thats also a boat i dont know how to feel about this one
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Sep 13, 2014 19:36
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:windows car only needs the oil filter changed every 2 years and apparently still uses a carburetor
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Sep 13, 2014 19:37
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:
bmws havent had dipsticks since like 2006
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Sep 13, 2014 19:38
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Widdiful posted:this is wrong loser
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Sep 13, 2014 20:17
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Widdiful posted:this is wrong moron
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Sep 13, 2014 20:18
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Widdiful posted:then ill need bigger pockets!! 
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Sep 13, 2014 20:19
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:windows car only needs the oil filter changed every 2 years Accidentally drove 20,000 miles without changing the oil... Now what?
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Sep 13, 2014 20:25
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lol poo poo car
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Sep 13, 2014 20:28
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seriously, though an iphone is a leased current-gen toyota prius (iphone 5c) or low-end bmw 3 series (iphone 5s), because people think they're showing how cool and classy they are by having one, but really every shithead and his dog has one, and they swap them out every 2 years for the newer model even though there was absolutely nothing they did that the old one wasn't capable of an android with a big screen is a generic cheap lovely suv with lame-rear end bumper stickers on the windows and full of food garbage. maybe it has plastic chrome spinner rims or other stick-on crap that people think makes it look fancy. an android with a small screen is an entry-level econobox but with the same stick on crap and chrome spinners. its undersized engine makes it useless for anything but commuting a to b. a windows phone is an acura, bmw or lexus luxury suv in that it is functionally identical to the cheap lovely suv but owned by people who think they're better than the rest of the market. there is no such thing as a good phone that is satisfying to own.
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Sep 13, 2014 20:35
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oh no i posted too much, what will yospos think of me now (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 13, 2014 20:36
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Sagebrush posted:there is no such thing as a good phone that is satisfying to own. AHEM
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Sep 13, 2014 20:53
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super proud of that probation text btw why did it take me so long to come up with that joke
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Sep 13, 2014 20:55
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whats a pré
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Sep 13, 2014 20:59
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Squinty Applebottom posted:whats a pré dont be a follower
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Sep 13, 2014 20:59
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yeah i dont know what a palm pre is either
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Sep 13, 2014 21:00
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rotor posted:super proud of that probation text btw why did it take me so long to come up with that joke it made me chuckle
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Sep 13, 2014 21:07
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Jonny 290 posted:bmws havent had dipsticks since like 2006 German car makers will never miss an opportunity to replace a simple and functional component with a sensor that will break in two years.
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Sep 13, 2014 21:13
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Sagebrush posted:seriously, though why do this
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Sep 13, 2014 21:21
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theadder posted:why do this some people, tragically, are not very good posters. messed up, but true.
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Sep 13, 2014 21:44
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I have a bicycle.
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Sep 13, 2014 22:04
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Sagebrush posted:oh no i posted too much, what will yospos think of me now
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Sep 13, 2014 22:44
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we would all be driving 2 year leases
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Sep 13, 2014 22:49
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canadians, bless their hearts, would have 3 year leases.
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Sep 13, 2014 22:49
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you wouldn't reflash your cars firmware with something a group of Hungarian teenagers coded in their spare time
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