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what if phones were airplanes?¿
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:
is this supposed to make both sides look like idiots?
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Sep 13, 2014 23:12
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if my phone was a car i'd use it to run over all the stupid fucks in this thread and propel myself off of a cliff to certain watery death instead of posting with it
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Sep 13, 2014 23:16
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lol at the suggestions of deliberate fraud
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Sep 13, 2014 23:19
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cars are basically phone accessories now
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Sep 14, 2014 00:28
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back when rich people had car phones you could argue their phones were cars just about as equivalently as their cars being phones
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Sep 14, 2014 00:56
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duTrieux. posted:lol at the suggestions of deliberate fraud yea of course the dealer will replace an engine choked to death on 20,000 mile sludge-oil no questions asked
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Sep 14, 2014 02:04
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:Galaxy s5 = Dodge Viper The Dodge Viper was discontinued. As was the Escort. I don't get your metaphors.
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Sep 14, 2014 03:13
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the viper had ancient technology but attempted to compensate for it with a massive engine. the result was an uncontrollable death monster that is basically useless as a daily driver. the escort is a fuel-efficient and reasonable car that performs consistently and anyone can use.
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Sep 14, 2014 04:50
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well then the escort is more like the newton because they haven't made it in over a decade
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Sep 14, 2014 04:51
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The Management posted:cars are basically phone accessories now this is apparently true for the ~millennials~ and it really frustrates car ad execs who are used to people caring about horsepower, handling, seat leather etc now people's number 1 concern is how well the car integrates with a smart phone. can I get my text messages on it? can I distract myself by dictating messages as i drive? this is important
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Sep 14, 2014 05:10
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Sagebrush posted:this is apparently true for the ~millennials~ and it really frustrates car ad execs who are used to people caring about horsepower, handling, seat leather etc they're wasting their time, millennials are broke and can't afford cars anyway
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Sep 14, 2014 06:25
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:
LOL nevermind that Macs keep their resale value way better than PCs, so even if you did buy a new one all the time, to use the car analogy your trade in value would be way higher. Also, Macs tend to have a longer useful life than PCs. 
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Sep 14, 2014 06:58
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Doc Block posted:LOL nevermind that Macs keep their resale value way better than PCs, so even if you did buy a new one all the time, to use the car analogy your trade in value would be way higher. concentrating on all these advantages obscures the fact that buying a mac is simply the morally correct thing to do
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Sep 14, 2014 07:03
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The iPhone would be a Tesla, while Android would be one of those trucks that rednecks put huge, smoke-billowing exhaust systems on "to piss off the liberals."
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Sep 14, 2014 07:16
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theadder posted:concentrating on all these advantages obscures the fact that buying a mac is simply the morally correct thing to do we're in a post-9/09 world now though, things are a lot different than they used to be ... they may never be the same again ...
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Sep 14, 2014 07:21
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rotor posted:we're in a post-9/09 world now though, things are a lot different than they used to be ... they may steve anointed tim with his own hand & there is nothing for us but obedience
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Sep 14, 2014 07:24
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Tim has strayed from the path of righteousness
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Sep 14, 2014 07:25
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we cannot know for what purpose he requires the 5.5" profits
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Sep 14, 2014 07:26
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did we work out all the minutiae of a reality where all cars were phones yet itt
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Sep 14, 2014 07:28
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even if he could bring Steve back with the money, is a world with a 5.5" iPhone a world Steve would want to come back to?? we both know the answer is no. No, Tim has failed us. He has failed Steve.
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Sep 14, 2014 07:29
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i hope ur not suggesting some product categories however corrupted cannot be corrected by steve
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Sep 14, 2014 07:30
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ours is not to reason why ours is but to do and buy
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Sep 14, 2014 07:45
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theadder posted:ours is not to reason why ours is but to do and buy
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Sep 14, 2014 07:48
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remember that even Steve could change his mind. who is to say that he would not approve of larger phones? surely he knew of the iPhone 5's changing of the One True Screen Size to 4" before his passing (pbuh). meanwhile tim has continued Steve's longstanding practice of publicly disparaging competitors, and has even brought the erstwhile U2 back into the fold. Doc Block fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Sep 14, 2014 07:56
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what if cell phones had taken an alternate path and evolved from the palm VII
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Sep 14, 2014 08:26
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atomicthumbs posted:what if cell phones had taken an alternate path and evolved from the palm VII Qualcomm made a sweet palmos phone
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Sep 14, 2014 08:27
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The Management posted:the viper had ancient technology but attempted to compensate for it with a massive engine. the result was an uncontrollable death monster that is basically useless as a daily driver. I think your post may have been corrupted in transit. Could you do an integrity check? Because it almost sounds like you're badmouthing the Dodge Viper.
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Sep 14, 2014 08:27
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rotor posted:Qualcomm made a sweet palmos phone So did Samsung lmao
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Sep 14, 2014 08:27
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I guess it was Kyocera http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyocera_6035
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Sep 14, 2014 08:28
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Widdiful posted:yeah i dont know what a palm pre is either its when you jerk off but cant come so you wipe off your preejaculate on your palm and let it harden
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Sep 14, 2014 18:27
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:its when you jerk off but cant come so you wipe off your preejaculate on your palm and let it harden
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Sep 14, 2014 18:29
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I remember using an old palm thing once and playing something called "giraffe" and then there was a dancing palm tree. sure did brighten my day
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Sep 14, 2014 18:50
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atomicthumbs posted:I think your post may have been corrupted in transit. Could you do an integrity check? Because it almost sounds like you're badmouthing the Dodge Viper. it was the op that badmouthed the viper by likening it to android
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:its when you jerk off but cant come so you wipe off your preejaculate on your palm and let it harden qfb
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