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Yeah I actually don't mind that aspect of the redesign SCP headers. They seem to defeat their own purpose being so busy but I guess you want things like the D-Class to know what kind of doc to holler for should reality start disintegrating around this wing
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DoctorWhat posted:While it's not at all suited to actual campaigns, if you want a game designed for SCP style stuff, look up "Anomaly" on itch.io! That game is a lot of fun. I've played it twice now and it's a great way to drink with friends!
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Are there PDF collections of SCP-3000+ floating around anywhere? Also what are the best exploration logs? I've been going through the archive numerically and am almost to 2000. A good exploration log can make an otherwise mediocre SCP into something amazing imo, I love them.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Are there any SCPs that are like, a cardboard box that closes itself? 
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Got my list of Reds trimmed down for full-design candidates. Safe-Reds are 'Jijicjilojoun Fruit' [Object], 'Don't Ask' [?], 'Crown Of Blood!' [Object], and 'The Body Island' [Ritual]. Euclid-Reds are 'The Masterless Sword' [Object], 'Into The Quiet' [Ritual/Location], and 'Ultravillain' [Object/Entity]. Keter-Reds are 'Idealistic Cancer' [Phenomena/Entity], 'Emperor From Hell' [Location], 'Nobody There' [Nonentity], and 'The Summer Forgave Our Sins' [Ritual/Phenomena]. Lastly there's the one Keter-Black, 'Megalith Seed' [Object]. Feels best to first get all Reds out of the way, and then all Keters. The real fun is in designing Euclids and Yellows, and it's good to get the temptation of the extreme SCPs out of the way first.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/diamond-is-not-kush I don't know if anyone here read my Jude's Bizarre Adventure Series, about Jude Kriyot of GAW on the run from The Critic of AWCY. But I finally finished it. Obviously I think it owns.
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Splicer posted:SCP-3664805 is to be contained in a standard 4 metre x 4 metre x 4 metre gas chamber at site 49 https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=167
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49 is the ID of the section that contains the gas chamber/septic tank however.
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Ominous.  Full image. 
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There. Rough final list of SCPs is now categorized. SAFE Blue: Cheeseburger Spirit Animal! - Quantum Coin - A Porch Full Of Raccoons - One Day, Everything Has A Skeleton Yellow: Fusion Machine - KNIFECRIME - Night Equation - The 12th Palette - Mirror Hall - Burning Bird Red: Jijcjloujun Fruit - Don’t Ask - CROWN! OF! BLOOD! - The Body Island EUCLID Blue: Blake Street Boys - Sky Spiders Yellow: Imber - IMMORTAL DOG - The Murdering Space - Chjotzo - Eden You - Scaler - Extended! (Using Artificial Intelligence) - Angelic [Modern Dialect] - Maverick Housebot - Ultimatetube - The Sequel II! Red: The Masterless Sword - Into The Quiet - Ultravillain KETER Blue: Metal Slime Yellow: Fallen Sunlight - Backrooms - A Cheap Apartment Red: Idealistic Cancer - Emperor From Hell - Nobody There KETER-BLACK Megalith Seed - The Summer Forgives Our Sins - Cheeseburger Spirit Animal! MariusLecter posted:Ominous. Clearly that one Megaman 2 boss
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5926 This is one of those wish fulfillment SCPs I was talking about. A furry's fursona comes to life validates furries as A Real Thing, and then teaches the initial furry to become her true furry self. Completely independent of your opinion of furries this is exactly as cringeworthy as Jeff the Super Cool Sword Man by xXxSephorothxXx and for exactly the same reasons
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I disagree, because I don't think there is anything fundamentally wrong with wish fulfilment, and my objection to it largely centers around the quality of the wish. If your wish is to be bigsword mclargehuge who is an rear end in a top hat to everyone and who reads as utterly unlikeable to anyone over the age of 15 but who is in universe portrayed as the coolest dude in the room, that's a terrible wish and terribly executed, so anyone who reads it is going to dislike it. But there are wishes to which we can relate, and a well written one can effectively utilize empathy to make us understand and empathise with the character and author, even if their wishes are not entirely ours. Kenowhere, I think, is wish fulfillment, of a sort, but it is grounded and well written, so it is enjoyable to read and leaves you with a positive if bittersweet feeling afterwards. As to that particular one, I don't really get it as such, it's describing something a bit alien to me, but I don't really have a reason to dislike it. I would think that it probably resonates with a lot of people and I don't see anything wrong with it, it's not like thought entities are an unheard of thing for the foundation and I don't see anything really objectionable about the content.
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OwlFancier posted:If your wish is to be bigsword mclargehuge who is an rear end in a top hat to everyone and who reads as utterly unlikeable to anyone over the age of 15 but who is in universe portrayed as the coolest dude in the room, that's a terrible wish and terribly executed, so anyone who reads it is going to dislike it. Or more perniciously, Professor Sherlock Smarterthanyou O'Cleverman, an enlightened science doctor of rationalism and logic who is nonetheless a rogue and renegade and always has the perfect sarcastic retort for any emotion-driven human resources staff who dare question his methods of being completely unprofessional and abrasive.
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OwlFancier posted:I disagree, because I don't think there is anything fundamentally wrong with wish fulfilment, and my objection to it largely centers around the quality of the wish.
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Black August posted:Clearly that one Megaman 2 boss I had a fever dream about these ball turrets appearing on ceilings and the procedure is to ignore them. Don't look directly at them, don't talk about them or hint at them in anyway. Get out of line of sight or out of range and call in MTF Sperry's Ball Gags. They appear in a foundation office adjacent to a containment unit. The team aware of the danger goes about normally and quietly sends one researcher to alert site security. The ball turrets focusing attention between personnel nodding and speaking vaguely with seeming suspicion. Before MTF can arrive to contain the event, a researcher from a separate department enters the office. Before anyone can do anything about the situation they look directly at the ball turrets and begins to ask "Why did you install ball turrets in the ce--". All ball turrets focus their twin .50 caliber guns on the researcher and fire approximately 1500 rounds of FMJ ball ammunition into them and killed immediately. Other personnel are injured by shrapnel and debris but nothing life threatening. Also, Exploring the SCP Foundation: The Scarlet King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPBbsEbCcbU
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Splicer posted:http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5926 I'm also really not fond of indigenous religion/"weird shaman poo poo" being used as the explanation of how an Anglo-named person's fursona got externalized into her fursuit -- that's some pretty textbook "indigenous cultures and traditions exist for white people's spiritual betterment" poo poo.
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I laughed pretty hard at this and I don’t know how I feel about that http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5706
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World War Mammories posted:I laughed pretty hard at this and I don’t know how I feel about that http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5706 i snickered but i don't really think it was because the article was good i have nothing against funny or joke scps, like, gamers against weed is one of my favorite things on the entire wiki, but the thing with GAW is that for the most part they capture the feel of internet memes (even ignoring all the other stuff they've got going on) - while this scp is literally just a meme expanded into a full entry. literally namedropping todd howard kind of put it beyond the pale imo edit: you know it wouldve been funnier if instead of being an STD (i still dont understand the joke there) the skyrim isekai poo poo was caused by a bug bite y'know because bethesda thats not good but i think its still a humor tier higher than that article dmboogie has a new favorite as of 07:41 on Jul 17, 2020 |
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speaking of GAW, there's a conclusion to jude's bizarre adventure: http://www.scp-wiki.net/diamond-is-not-kush it's good
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Speaking of speaking of GAW... lesbian_gengar is still the best loving username.
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freemandela posted:speaking of GAW, there's a conclusion to jude's bizarre adventure: http://www.scp-wiki.net/diamond-is-not-kush Yesss PMush Perfect posted:Speaking of speaking of GAW... YESSSSSSS
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PMush Perfect posted:Speaking of speaking of GAW... This is so much fun
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PMush Perfect posted:Speaking of speaking of GAW...
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freemandela posted:speaking of GAW, there's a conclusion to jude's bizarre adventure: http://www.scp-wiki.net/diamond-is-not-kush I’m glad you liked it! The Critic was super fun to write.
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PMush Perfect posted:Speaking of speaking of GAW... Agree with others, the evidence/captured images from internet places feel fully authentic and that makes it much easier to suspend your disbelief. I love fiction that I can lose myself in. You don't even notice it when you start reading, but you end up fully engrossed and twitch back to reality when the words end. On a similar note, what newer entries have good exploration logs? Some of my old favorite articles like The Red Sea Disc and the non-Euclidean mountain fortress that fires artillery shells full of mice, they are great at absorbing you into the narrative when you are reading it. There's also that abandoned coal mine(?) where the team is progressing through a tight vertical chasm, and they do a body check to make sure everyone is okay, and supernumerary human shaped bodies respond to the radio call before all hell breaks loose
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WITCHCRAFT posted:There's also that abandoned coal mine(?) where the team is progressing through a tight vertical chasm, and they do a body check to make sure everyone is okay, and supernumerary human shaped bodies respond to the radio call before all hell breaks loose
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It's below us. Deep.
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Zereth posted:If that's the one I'm thinking of, at least one extra team member sneaks in prety early, it just takes them a while to notice Oh I remember that one. I went to read it again but I can't find it.
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2951 Too long.
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ZoeDomingo posted:Oh I remember that one. I went to read it again but I can't find it. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3333 ?
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No, that's not it, but it's definitely one I remember as well. Nice and horrifying. That's it, thanks!
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Grand Gigas posted:I’m glad you liked it! The Critic was super fun to write. very cool to read i've never watched jojo, is “Any Colour You Like” a reference to anything? freemandela has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Jul 21, 2020 |
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It’s a Pink Floyd song. Stands are named after songs usually.
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oh i thought the critic was just being an rear end in a top hat
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He also was just being an rear end in a top hat.
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gamer against weeds? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4914
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one of my favorite SCP-001 proposals http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2798 http://www.scp-wiki.net/kalinins-proposal
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freemandela posted:one of my favorite SCP-001 proposals I liked 2798 but I tried to read 001 and it went:
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freemandela posted:gamer against weeds? http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4914 quote:rocknrow: the least he could have done was make it grow actual WEED You hosed up, Takeovermetal 
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