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Roro posted:I'm pretty sure the discussion page, talking about him being banned for trolling, is legit. But by all means, prove me wrong. I mean that sincerely. Googling the name brings up absolutely nothing apart from this page, not even pages from the SCP forums.  isn't enough here. It's literally just a bunch of nerds jumping on the joke bandwagon.
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Guy A. Person posted:Oh yeah I know about all of that. But in the last thread I specifically remember one of the objects getting multiple downvotes because it was a sphere (it was the one that was like a satellite type deal that had data from alien communications on it iirc). It was a really solid article too, it was a far cry from the "cube or sphere with spooky effects" style articles and a long time since that was even an issue since it was in the thousands; it was obviously being downvoted because of groupthink without anyone using their brains. There's an old internet story about scientists doing an experiment on chimps - there's a banana on top of a ladder, but every time one of them goes for it the sprinklers go on and they get drenched. Eventually they start beating everyone up who goes near the ladder so nobody will get drenched. Turn the sprinklers off and they won't know because everychimp who goes near the ladder gets mobbed. The next step is to swap out one of the chimps for a new chimp - after a few beatings, he starts joining in, even though he has no idea about the sprinklers, because this is just what you do. Swap out all the chimps, one by one, and by the end all the chimps beat up anyone who goes near the ladder and nobody has any idea why. And that chimp's name was SCP Foundation.
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It doesn't need to have actually happened to provide an instructive example of What Not To Do, otherwise Aesop is kicking himself somewhere in the cold void of the afterlife.
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I wrote SCP-970! Holy poo poo it got to +190 when I wasn't looking. I am feeling smug as gently caress right now.
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DeusExMachinima posted:Explain your edgy self. I really wanna know what's back there. Man I wrote this in 2012, this is not what I'd write nowadays and I'm kind of annoyed I went for such a cliché route. I can't remember what the first one was, but I do remember that the second one had the members of the research team are staring straight into the camera at all times (as the probe rover camera thingy is moving) and their faces are starched still and their eyes popping out just a little too much and their irises are missing. Which is what I saw in my nightmares a couple of weeks before I wrote it. And you know what, I'm making this utterly canon for the symbols in blood: the triquetra from Charmed, the Apple logo, the Creative Commons symbol, the ISBN code for Dan Brown's Angels and Demons, and the state flag of Maryland. One or more of these is so dangerous that the Foundation removed it from the record. You decide which one.
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Somewhere in my drafts there's "Light Switch" - a switch attached to a broken lamp that makes it float when you switch it on.
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JackMann posted:So, qntm posted a cool thing. This is pretty fantastic. SCP-055 was always one of my favourites.
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Grand Gigas posted:Yo! I just wrote an scp, and I thought you guys might like it. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2852 It's my second scp. For this one, I wanted to focus on what a conservative organization like the Foundation would consider "inimical to humanity" This one is super loving cool and you got my upvote. I vote the Cicada God for next pope
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Oh my gooood my first SCP, SCP-970, ended up on containment breach and deviantart  and there's a god drat fan song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyQx9zdQAM
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Oh my god when I have the energy I am going to steal the poo poo out of that idea.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:One Weird Trick to extend your lifespan, discovered by a mom. Economists hate her! I was actually going to do something like this at one point, but a bit differently - One Weird Trick that CURES ALZHEIMERS! The truth doctors don't want YOU to know about kale! Except whenever you test it, the entire phenomenon collapses, and somewhere else in the world an ad pops up saying Eat Whatever You Want And STILL Lose Weight!! Just Add Our Secret Supplement 
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2204
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RickVoid posted:That's odd, there's one in my kids room. I swear there wasn't one there before. get out of the house, you don't have a kid
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Parahexavoctal posted:One I found today: God loving dammit.
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Tunicate posted:Oh, I imagine they'd just immerse it in hydrochloric acid. It'd have a whale of a time.
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Parahexavoctal posted:This one's interesting - http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2602 . It'd be nice if it said that somewhere in the article IMO.
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That's The Remains of a Chair.
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SCP-2420 - A Good Dog
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Hey, I wrote a new SCP that is a very fast horse that just wants to win the Kentucky Derby.
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Re: Magical Negro, I found myself writing "Caucasian" and wondered why he had to be white, so changed it to black.
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EDIT: now pointing to the right loving SCP Freudian has a new favorite as of 11:22 on Jul 29, 2015 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:I've got issues with the execution, but I like this one By the same author: Introductory Antimemetics
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Hah, took me a second to work that out. That's a good trick.
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No, he dropped his pen, and wrote down with his pen that he'd dropped it. Don't overthink that or try to explain it. Just accept it.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Can someone post spoilers of the solution? I can't be bothered about logic puzzles. quote:Some dudes already posted all of the answers in the comments if you just want to blaze through it.
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Evilreaver posted:I wonder if it could power an industrial paper towel factory or some part of the dispensation? As the author, I can confirm it will power any machine that has the sole function of dispensing paper towels - imagine a dispenser stretching across the Niagara Falls, vast reams of towel cascading down into the pool below. But stray not from this purpose, there is nothing to be found off the beaten track.
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A Sinister Device - my latest assault on taste and decency. I hope you hold it dearly in your heart
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I really love the bowler hat idea - it ties into a lot of what I like most in an SCP, particularly whether or not the Foundation's attitude and policies ultimately obstruct its supposed goals. Kind of like the treatment of the GOC in that one teleporting chair SCP.
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Does anyone have a link to any of the old SCP threads?
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Australian Selkie tries to set out the truth of what REALLY happened that fateful October morning. (ASIO please don't shoot me)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_06F6 Also, I wrote a new one! SCP-2179 - False Alarm.
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HMS Boromir posted:I can't seem to find an old favorite of mine. It was the pair of doors that, apparently, were linked such that going through one meant you came out the other, but eventually they figure out that they actually lead to adjacent, slightly different versions of reality. When you step into one, a you from the other side of the reality chain walks into your world, creating the apparent loop. The more doors you go through in the same direction, the more divergent the universe. I wrote that! SCP-970 - The Recursive Room Glad you liked it 
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I'm an inspiration!!quote:Item #: SCP-2903
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It's worth noting that the good bit was put in a year or so after the initial grimdark poo poo. I promise I'm not the same person I was in 2012!!
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^-- absolutely. As a writer, it really grinds my grits when people use the medium of fiction to talk about things that have meant something to them personally.
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GeneX posted:I don't know if this is sarcastic, but there's a time and place for it. A collaborative sci-fi/horror fictional universe is not the place to express perfectly reasonable and understandable thoughts on discrimination towards and bias against transpeople, nor is it the place to discuss one's far less reasonable avid love of a webcomic. If a collaborative sci-fi/horror fictional universe was apparently the right time and place for me to express my feelings about automatic paper towel dispensers, I'm not sure why trans women are any different. Freudian has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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I vote to replace the Gender-Switching Rock with my new article, the Gender-Switching Rock, a rock that changes gender when you touch it.
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