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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


vegeta dentata posted:

:siren: Brad Penny sucks :siren:

He was awesome when he hit a grand slam as a cardinal then never pitched for them again.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Marte Parte :toot:

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
It's a marte partay in here

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
I'm really disappointed Gary Thorne isn't announcing this game. At least it's Palmer instead of Bordick though.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Haha gently caress yeah Parades!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Holdzkom :swoon:

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Uh-oh, Redbirds.

Looks like you may want to think about scoring more runs. Two in the first might not do it.

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
Lance "gently caress!!!" Lynn

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Don't hit Markakis, assholes.

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

goobernoodles posted:

Don't hit Markakis, assholes.

Jays pitching making me angry last 48hrs

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
:siren: DE AZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :siren:

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

:smugbird:

riht
Dec 13, 2004

i knew u were trouble when u tossed int
Love them De Aza triples

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
God the O's are so unbelievably cool.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Holy poo poo De Aza!

Molten Boron
Nov 1, 2010

Fucking boars, hunting whores.
Isn't this like his third triple since Friday?

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Doumit looks like the cartoon baseball villains from that Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
My birds are gonna win the division!!!

Mobius
Sep 26, 2000
While the rest of you are watching pennant races, I'm watching a masterful pitching display by Jake Arrieta in a completely meaningless game... You should, too!

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Growing up as an O's fan in the 90s/00s Ive always just hoped for them to be relevant in any way possible. It's kind of amazing the transformation that has gone on over the past 3 years under Buck into a pretty great group of guys. :unsmith:

What I'm trying to say is gently caress Dave Trembley.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
Desmond and Roark are going to be heroes back in Washington

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
O'Day O'Day O'Day O'Daaaaaaaaaaaay get plunked Bautista, O'Daaaaaaaaaaay

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Hendriks is a three-run homer just waiting to happen.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

explosivo posted:

Growing up as an O's fan in the 90s/00s Ive always just hoped for them to be relevant in any way possible. It's kind of amazing the transformation that has gone on over the past 3 years under Buck into a pretty great group of guys. :unsmith:

What I'm trying to say is gently caress Dave Trembley.

Dave Trembley was just some poor bullpen coach who got thrust in way over his head. I don't have anything against the man it was the Orioles organization that ran Davey Johnson off among others and screwed the franchise.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Bases loaded walk for Valaika! Cueto has not been good against the Cubs this season.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
So Storen has to make it through Freeman and the good Upton to clinch. Good script.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Aaaand another bases loaded walk CONTINUE SUCKING IT CUETO.

edit: both started as 0-2 counts, jesus

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Some drat good ABs by the Cubs here.

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
:siren::siren::siren: NATIONALS CLINCH!!! :siren::siren::siren:

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

eat poo poo braves

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
jesus, Atlanta's below .500 now.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Yay Nats! You are the heroes America needs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
That's the second time this season I can remember Coghlan having a bases loaded triple with 2 outs.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

That's the second time this season I can remember Coghlan having a bases loaded triple with 2 outs.

We were at the first!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Holdzkom holdz strong.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
I'm rooting for the Pittsburgh Pirates until the Orioles are eliminated. I want a Baltimore team to beat a Pittsburgh team in the postseason and to avenge our past against those jerks.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
MLB.tv, I know you're on piss-poor, backwoods college internet, but can you please work just this one time?

TenaciousJ
Dec 31, 2008

Clown move bro
I need an avatar of fire fighter Bryce Harper

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

TenaciousJ posted:

I need an avatar of fire fighter Bryce Harper



Tweeted by Luke Russert. I'm sure there will be better ones.


NL EAST CHAMPS! Poor dan kolko

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
What a lovely strike call on Braun.

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