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Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

the checkpoint's not the only thing that's done

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Calling A N I M 8 to Cortana Boobs thread. Your expertise is required

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


lmao

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Size 34C++

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i clicked on this thread because of its title

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

chumbler posted:

Size 34C++

This is probably the best joke about tits ever to be made on an internet forum

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Mm.

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

cortanas boobs

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

chumbler posted:

Size 34C++

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

siri aint got nuthin on that

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
http://www.google.com/search?q=cortana+cosplay&safe=off&hl=en-US

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Grim
Sep 11, 2003

Grimey Drawer

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Posts slowed down cause everyone too busy batin

AtlasToked
Sep 14, 2014
needs nipples

Sushi X
Jan 13, 2001

Boobs are great.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

zen death robot posted:

they get bigger as she gets older



jumpsuit, catsuit, spandex, lolwhoarewekidding

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

zen death robot posted:

they get bigger as she gets older



og cortana is best cortana imo

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


She's a hologram, those boobs aren't real.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

BoredDG posted:

She's a hologram, those boobs aren't real.

digital boobs for the digital age. insert her into your cortex and she will dance on the pizza stage

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

zen death robot posted:

they get bigger as she gets older



:vince:

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

BoredDG posted:

She's a hologram, those boobs aren't real.

gently caress off.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

BoredDG posted:

She's a hologram, those boobs aren't real.

i see a great pair of tits

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I wish Cortana was my girlfriend.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

*half remembers a really good pr0spector post about Cortana's boobs and chuckles a bit*

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I wish Cortana was my girlfriend.

I made this last month as a demonstration of my love for her.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Stink fag posted:

I made this last month as a demonstration of my love for her.

Lmao.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Stink fag posted:

I made this last month as a demonstration of my love for her.

Good work

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Having sex with a cosplay cortana girl, you get blue paint at the base of your dick, then you finish in her tits and just have blue paint all over the sides. A badge of honor.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Animated boobs are good.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Just a reminder that we live in an age where Cortana is real.

But she does not have boobs yet, so still a ways off yet. It's only a matter of time, tho

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Stink fag posted:

I made this last month as a demonstration of my love for her.

Lol

tupac holocron
Apr 23, 2008
The son of Maryam is about to descend amongst you as a correct ruler, he will break the cross and kill the pig!
now post durandal's wing wang

O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster

Stink fag posted:

I made this last month as a demonstration of my love for her.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

God, I feel old

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Stink fag posted:

gently caress off.

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DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

brave nazi aviator posted:

now post durandal's wing wang

swords don't have dicks

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