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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I'm really just amazed that 2014's first "Wrestler takes a hostage" angle took place while Ambrose wasn't on the show

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I've never heard someone more excited for KORPORATE KANE than Jerry Lawler just now.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Fat Lowtax posted:

John "ISIS" Cena

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

When is Safari Kane's debut?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


*excited voice* Corporate Kane

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why is Jericho facing Corporate Kane?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
It's a safe bet that Cena's nowhere near as entertaining a kidnapper as Edge.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
CORPORATE KANE!!!

Now I remember why I stopped watching Raw

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


So, will Kane be fighting in his suit? Because, otherwise, it's not Corporate Kane.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

King repeating "CORPORATE KANE!!" like some kind of dumbass parrot

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

IT'S NOT HOT --John Cena, the Marine

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Cahhhnada? Who says that

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Bard Maddox posted:

it's why he said 80 minutes

Game doesn't start until 8:30.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I just want Kane to get konfused and wrestle wearing his suit, wingtips and the mask.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The Rock lives for selling his image doing commercials for what he was born to do yet no longer does. And he loves this.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Does anyone like those Sonic guys?

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Jericho vs. Kane screams "please watch Monday Night Football, we've got nothing for you tonight" to me.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


John Cena offering Paul a glass of water and a straw while keeping the headlock. “Nah, I ain’t a monster Paul. Have a sip.”

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Is the Wyatt/Jericho feud over? Did someone win?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

bartok posted:

Does anyone like those Sonic guys?

No one likes furries.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Corporate Kane
Downtown Kane
Malibu Kane

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

DeathChicken posted:

I just want Kane to get konfused and wrestle wearing his suit, wingtips and the mask.

Mix it up, give him a business suit designed like his old gear, black with red stitching and flame khakis

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Had anyone ever explained the thought process behind "it's not hot!"? I mean WTF

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

projecthalaxy posted:

Is the Wyatt/Jericho feud over? Did someone win?

John Cena

bartok
May 10, 2006



projecthalaxy posted:

Is the Wyatt/Jericho feud over? Did someone win?

Wyatt won in a fun cage match last week

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



This commercial is using a Wallflowers song in 2014.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Oh hey, One Headlight has become Geico commercial music. Is Jacob Dylan still alive?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

bartok posted:

Does anyone like those Sonic guys?

Whoever's in charge of marketing at Sonic does I guess.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

projecthalaxy posted:

Why is Jericho facing Corporate Kane?

Needed someone with a brighter future than Bray Wyatt to face off against.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

projecthalaxy posted:

Is the Wyatt/Jericho feud over? Did someone win?

Yeah, Wyatt. Now Jericho is in a feud with Orton for no other reason really other than "you did thing and I didn't like thing" from Orton.

Doesn't matter to me though, because Jericho :swoon:

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DeathChicken posted:

Oh hey, One Headlight has become Geico commercial music. Is Jacob Dylan still alive?

Jacob Dylan's solo albums are an order of magnitude better than anything he did with The Wallflowers.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

A Keg posted:

Malibu Kane

Tell me more...

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

A Keg posted:

Corporate Kane
Downtown Kane
Malibu Kane

Dentist Kane!

...wait a second.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hahahahaha what the gently caress is cena doing

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
I want to hang around in the John Cena room.

bartok
May 10, 2006



TheJoker138 posted:

This commercial is using a Wallflowers song in 2014.
Better than the one that used an Allman Brothers song for that sweet taste of irony to go with your motorcycle insurance.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

bodyguard khali lol

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Cena's an a-hole! :mad:

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Khali is Cena's heavy.

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Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

john cena is a bad human being

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