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Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




"Opop, come back to bed!" Begged asiina, rarity, FV, yuming, scarlet johannson, Kate Upton, and Bowmore.
"Just a minute" Opop yelled back from his office. He chuckled to himself and he typed up his latest Bon mot against Diqnol. "There, that'll show him. Now to write that fanfic..."

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ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

I already did.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

I'm glad someone enjoyed my work.

The hardest part was intentionally speaking the misspellings and bad grammar.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Dugong posted:

I am not sure I can beat Kumba's reading.

Do it anyway. If not at least it'll be funny. There is the Judge vote and the fan vote.

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind



I will attempt tomorrow

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

I wrote a story in fourth grade in which me and my friends fought boba fett and what we used to kill him was a gun composed of different school supplies that all of us carried that we combined. Kinda like how the power rangers combined all their hand held weapons to create that laser crossbow

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Opopanax posted:

"Opop, come back to bed!" Begged asiina, rarity, FV, yuming, scarlet johannson, Kate Upton, and Bowmore.
"Just a minute" Opop yelled back from his office. He chuckled to himself and he typed up his latest Bon mot against Diqnol. "There, that'll show him. Now to write that fanfic..."


Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage.
It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage.
It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...
:laffo:

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



I'm in this game.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988



And I'm very powerful.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

Hey balding isn't funny. I'm 24 and I'm losing my hair. It's super uncool

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Much like Opopanax.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




anime gently caress pillow posted:

Opop picks up his tray of sandwiches and hot soup and grumbles about his poor planning and intelligence and job skills and physical attractiveness as he enters the bedroom.

Kate Upton smirks. "I was really hoping you'd be a little more tolerable in any way, Opopanax. Hey girls, let's remind him of his place." And then everybody, even Bowmore, hocked a loogie onto Opop's poutine-like face and rubbed it into his ever growing bald spot. "Off you go then, squirt." The ladies laughter cuts him to the bone.

Opopanax seethes with rage.
It is time, he thinks, to make another mafia game. This one will be about Canada again...

:flashfap:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

what fanatical fiction should i read. also what microphone should i get to read the fiction words

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Magnus Gallant posted:

Hey balding isn't funny. I'm 24 and I'm losing my hair. It's super uncool

I think i have more hair right now than I've had at any point in my life. i really need a haircut

~follicle privilege~

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

I think i have more hair right now than I've had at any point in my life. i really need a haircut

~follicle privilege~

You guys wanna see a picture of me where I look like a serial killer?

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



No

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Yes

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

maybe

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

which serial killer do you look like

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."




now imagine him riding a skateboard

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010




Hey 100 odd new posts i should catc-:barf:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

i guess im not dark enough cause i dont know who that is

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Big Nothing posted:

Hey 100 odd new posts i should catc-:barf:

you should. this thread is amazing.

also i just realized that anybody voting for pmom wants THREE dead townies because jake also dies in that scenario

no lynch only kills one, and allows you to murder me sooner

uranus posted:

i guess im not dark enough cause i dont know who that is

i did a GIS for "serial killer"

give head or get dead
Feb 16, 2010




Diqnol you have a amazing voice.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Poque posted:

you should. this thread is amazing.

also i just realized that anybody voting for pmom wants THREE dead townies because jake also dies in that scenario

no lynch only kills one, and allows you to murder me sooner


i did a GIS for "serial killer"

i skipped everything. please explain

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Poque posted:

if you vote for jakep:
jakep dies (town)
rarity dies (town)

if you vote for pmom:
pmom dies (town)
rarity gets a thunderdome
rarity uses it on somebody who is not me
either rarity or that person dies (town)

thus anybody voting for any candidate is trying to kill several of the towns. ##vote no lynch


but jake also dies if pmom dies so that's three

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



cant i just vote for someone that isnt those people

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


no we're in thunderdome. Pmom, Jake, or no lynch. choose correctly

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

From my nc state student id:



I tried to make a funny face and he took the picture before I we ready. Still pretty funny just for a different reason

Magnus Gallant fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Sep 18, 2014

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



##vote JakeP

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

Rarity's PR could easily be scum and JakeP is dieing regardless.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Mills posted:

cant i just vote for someone that isnt those people

nope.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Pinterest mom has activated a thunderdome. You may only vote for Pinterest mom. Jakep. Or no lynch.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



magnus what high school did you go to??

also timg that or you get punished

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

look-
a post,


Mills posted:

PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

what if you win thunderdome and it gives you special scum powers

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...


Making art is a... frustrating process at times

I'm building a masterpiece here, y'all. Also, Jake, serious, why you dyin' tonight?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Mills posted:

PM's PR sounds town to me (it's a pretty useless scum power to go 50/50).

Rarity's PR could easily be scum and JakeP is dieing regardless.

it's also worth noting that pmom might get a second thunderdome if this one no lynches, but he still won't use it on the scum.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


Mills posted:

Rarity's PR could easily be scum

This is a pretty dumb reason to kill me. Anyone in this game could easily be scum at the moment.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Rarity posted:

This is a pretty dumb reason to kill me. Anyone in this game could easily be scum at the moment.

like me.

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

Dr. Hurt posted:

magnus what high school did you go to??

also timg that or you get punished

I went to Athens drive high school

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