Fan-Fiction [Mafia]: Voldemort Gave Me a Gun.

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Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

So Byers case is that Andy treated him and Poque differently, although Andy voted for Poque right out of the gate and then proceeded to not care immediately after that. I get where Byers is coming from that these posts don't make a lot of sense even if he skipped the majority of the thread

CapnAndy posted:

I don't really "get" this game, Byers are you really scumclaiming

CapnAndy posted:

##vote byers because he's scum? I guess?

He apparently 100% missed that Poque did the same thing for 2 days plus the pregame, which is fairly hard to believe. But looking at the context of his vote on Poque it wasn't that Poque claimed scum, but that derp said he made Poque lynchproof.

uranus posted:

my n0 action was to make pock lynchproof for the day

CapnAndy posted:

Let's find out?

##vote poque

So maybe he did miss it, which means he's an rear end in a top hat for not paying even the slightest amount of attention to the game and I'd like to kill him for that alone. I find it extremely hard to believe, but I suppose possible based on the content of his posts.

But honestly the thing that makes me doubt he is scum more than that is that he was pushing for you to die when it would kill Diqnol. Presumably Diqnol told his scumbros that you had made you guys lovers, so they wouldn't be wanting to kill you. I'm gonna be more suspicious of the people who didn't want you dead before Diqnol died but do want you dead now, which is PMom and Opop. Oh god now I have to go read them too. Down the mafia rabbit hole!

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 03:39

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

MildManeredManikin posted:

Hey person in the other thread, I really like your case. It's pretty good, I thought the bit where went over the times they were posting and compared them to other posters was particularly convincing.

Thanks, I appreciate it!

And no I haven't really looked at Prop. I guess I can do that after looking at Opop and PMom, but man I have other things to do today this is gonna take forever.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:04

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Asiina posted:

But honestly the thing that makes me doubt he is scum more than that is that he was pushing for you to die when it would kill Diqnol. Presumably Diqnol told his scumbros that you had made you guys lovers, so they wouldn't be wanting to kill you. I'm gonna be more suspicious of the people who didn't want you dead before Diqnol died but do want you dead now, which is PMom and Opop. Oh god now I have to go read them too. Down the mafia rabbit hole!

Oh poo poo, I missed that. Yeah, vote for me is a sidewise bus on a scumbro immediately after losing another scumbro in Poque, they'd want to wait and see before jumping on if it happened, not vote right away.

##unvote

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:16

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Pmom's got the D1 Thunderdome issue. If you can't see a scum trapping themselves in a Thunderdome with town D1, then PMom's not scum. Opop is... I don't even know what Opop is this game.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:18

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

For the record, I do believe that Poque was fakeclaiming scum D1 and then turned scum with the help of DHD. I'm not sure whether he knew his scum team or not after getting switched, but I believe D1 Poque was town.

He did breadcrumb it well and the fact that Poque flipped scum goon in a role madness game makes me think that's not what he started with.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:23

soscannonballs: Dec 6, 2007

You make a good point about CapnAndy and the Byers/Diqnol lover situation. ##unvote

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:14

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Mafia theory is a reference to the fact that there are certain things that are traits of scum and not town and I only look at those things without much variance.

I hate that line of thought with the undying fire of a thousand stars.

Asiina posted:

Analysis of me

This analysis is good and correct. Game turned into a trainwreck, and not even the fun kind, and I got bored and wandered away. When it turned back into mafia I came back!

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:31

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

This analysis is good and correct. Game turned into a trainwreck, and not even the fun kind, and I got bored and wandered away. When it turned back into mafia I came back!

Don't throw your

poo poo at me. You were checked out from the beginning. I don't think you're scum, but still think you are a jerk for your behaviour in this game.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:34

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

Asiina posted:

But honestly the thing that makes me doubt he is scum more than that is that he was pushing for you to die when it would kill Diqnol. Presumably Diqnol told his scumbros that you had made you guys lovers, so they wouldn't be wanting to kill you. I'm gonna be more suspicious of the people who didn't want you dead before Diqnol died but do want you dead now, which is PMom and Opop. Oh god now I have to go read them too. Down the mafia rabbit hole!

I kinda want to lynch andy for the post where he says he was happy lurking alone but this is a very good point. I'd like to point out that Uranus also fits into the category of calling for byers death only post diqnol's death:

uranus posted:

i dont trust vampoires. kill buyers

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:35

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

If I were lazy like you I would have just gone along with the case and never bothered to look into it on my own.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:35

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Which by the way you could have defended yourself instead of having someone else do it for you and just posting

CapnAndy posted:

Christ, do I actually have to defend myself, I thought that case was self-evidently silly

Because its entire lynchpin was that I've been paying attention at all

I kinda wish I didn't now so you'd actually have to do your own work.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:39

soscannonballs: Dec 6, 2007

Propaganda Machine posted:

this game finally started and it's just getting good, and, i mean i'm just assuming you're town here, but i think deathmatch is tantamount to a stupid town v. town thunderdome. i just don't find the idea appealing.

Why did you assume Opop was town? Most of his posts don't have anything to do with actually playing mafia.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Don't throw your poo poo at me. You were checked out from the beginning. I don't think you're scum, but still think you are a jerk for your behaviour in this game.

I signed up to play mafia and if you think this was a game of mafia for the first two days I think we have some fundamental disagreements to work out.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:58

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

I signed up to play mafia and if you think this was a game of mafia for the first two days I think we have some fundamental disagreements to work out.

You're a player in this game just like everybody else. Lamenting that the game isn't being played "right" and saying you have no intentions of contributing or reading the game until other people start playing for real is lazy and stupid.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

You're a player in this game just like everybody else. Lamenting that the game isn't being played "right" and saying you have no intentions of contributing or reading the game until other people start playing for real is lazy and stupid.

Wrong tense, though? I'm playing now, I'm not holding out for some "playing right" or whatever, but hey, cool personal attacks, bro! Totally called for!

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Super loving sorry that I wanted to play mafia instead of judging pictures of a potato sucking Spider-Man's uncensored cock or whatever, oh wait, no I'm not

at all

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:54

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

Wrong tense, though? I'm playing now, I'm not holding out for some "playing right" or whatever, but hey, cool personal attacks, bro! Totally called for!

Oh sorry, is that not allowed in your version of mafia either? You should write down your list of rules somewhere so we all know how to play in the future so you feel comfortable contributing.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:55

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

Super loving sorry that I wanted to play mafia instead of judging pictures of a potato sucking Spider-Man's uncensored cock or whatever, oh wait, no I'm not

at all

Tremendous Taste posted:

Like Fanfiction, this game itself will be weird and bizarre. THIS IS GOING TO BE A ROLE MADNESS GAME. TASTE HAS MADE A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY ROLES. THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE MOST BALANCED GAME, BUT IT MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE EXTREMELY INTERESTING. JUST KNOW FOREWARNED THAT THIS GAME WILL BE BONKERS. Also, there will be challenges every day for a chance for fantastic extra abilities.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Oh sorry, is that not allowed in your version of mafia either? You should write down your list of rules somewhere so we all know how to play in the future so you feel comfortable contributing.

Yes here is the list

1) No personal attacks
2) Why are you insulting somebody about a stupid internet party game
3) What is wrong with you
4) Like, do you have actual brain problems, because I can be understanding, I really can
5) Maybe take a step back, think about how this is where your life led you

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:59

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

fart

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:00

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

no uranus this beyond fart
its shart

shart

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:02

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Those aren't rules. I don't think you know what rules are.

Also be less stupid and lazy and maybe I won't call you stupid and lazy.

And if you want something constructive, look at fv's posts. She was also someone who wanted to play serious mafia but instead of popping in with useless "hi I'm not reading anything that happened in the last 500 posts and I'm going to lurk because I don't care" she actually makes an effort. Good job fv, it didn't go unnoticed.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:02

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

CapnAndy posted:

Super loving sorry that I wanted to play mafia instead of judging pictures of a potato sucking Spider-Man's uncensored cock or whatever, oh wait, no I'm not

at all

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:03

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?tj6WxRzX7Yo
##vote CapnAndy

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Sep 29, 2014

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:06

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

You disabled embedding on your own video capps.

For shame.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:07

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

oh no i just edited my post trying to fix it

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:11

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Byers2142 posted:

Just role, or alignment as well?

Just role, alignment still flips.

We've been over this 3 times now :negative:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:11

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

OH NO

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:11

Dr. Hurt: Oct 23, 2010

merk posted:

Can we please get a votecount? I don't even know if I can vote.

Merk someone posted a votecount last time you asked for it. Now you're just being lazy man. Yes you can vote today.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

apparently youtube changed their settings so all unlisted videos automatically disable embedding

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 3

Byers2142 (2): Byers2142, ~~Byers2142~~, Byers2142, CapnAndy, ~~Byers2142~~, Byers2142, ~~Byers2142~~, Byers2142, ~~Byers2142~~, Byers2142, ~~Byers2142~~, Byers2142, Magnus Gallant, soscannonballs, Asiina, ~~Byers2142~~, ~~Asiina~~, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, ~~CapnAndy~~, ~~soscannonballs~~, ~~Pinterest Mom~~

Rarity (2): Asiina, Propaganda Machine

uranus (1): Puntification

CapnAndy (1): Byers2142, soscannonballs, Propaganda Machine, ~~Propaganda Machine~~, ~~Byers2142~~, ~~soscannonballs~~, mr.capps

merk (1): merk

Propaganda Machine (1): Rarity

Pinterest Mom (1): Pinterest Mom

Puntification (0): Rarity, ~~Rarity~~

Not Voting (8): Byers2142, CapnAndy, Dugong, Ernie., JakeP, soscannonballs, uranus, Your Personal Muse

With 17 alive, it's 9 votes to lynch. The current deadline is September 30^th, 2014 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 4 hours.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13